Let the following text message serve as a warning, ladies:
You may wanna avoid dating any man who is unusually close to his cat.
We offer this unsolicited advice on behalf of Amy Nelmes’ good pal, who was recently dumped by her boyfriend in immaturely/hilariously/awesomely memorable fashion
“My friend just sent me this break-up message she received after 7 weeks of dating. My fav reason for split is #3,” Nelmes Tweeted upon posting the following text:
We’re not sure if this is a text message fail or a wild text message success… at least in the eyes of everyone not involved in the now-former relationship.
In the course of one message, this guy came across like a social media stalker… a crazy cat owner… and a stuck-up prude.
Don’t cry yourself to sleep over this one, Bobo. We think you’re gonna come out on top in the end.
Plus, consider all the other ways in which you could have been dissed, dismissed and dumped via text message:
Speaking to an Australian news site, Bobo said of her ex:
“He was 30, had a job, a car and a house. Certainly not what I normally manage to attract, so I thought I was onto something. He was a bit of a nerd, perhaps a bit quiet, but a genuinely nice guy all the same.”
She also said she’ll never again date a man with a cat.
The rest is here:
Boyfriend Sends EPIC Break-Up Text, Cites 6 Must-Read Reasons for Split