Boyfriend Sends EPIC Break-Up Text, Cites 6 Must-Read Reasons for Split

Let the following text message serve as a warning, ladies:

You may wanna avoid dating any man who is unusually close to his cat.

We offer this unsolicited advice on behalf of Amy Nelmes’ good pal, who was recently dumped by her boyfriend in immaturely/hilariously/awesomely memorable fashion

“My friend just sent me this break-up message she received after 7 weeks of dating. My fav reason for split is #3,” Nelmes Tweeted upon posting the following text:

Amazing Break-Up Text

We’re not sure if this is a text message fail or a wild text message success… at least in the eyes of everyone not involved in the now-former relationship.

In the course of one message, this guy came across like a social media stalker… a crazy cat owner… and a stuck-up prude.

Don’t cry yourself to sleep over this one, Bobo. We think you’re gonna come out on top in the end.

Plus, consider all the other ways in which you could have been dissed, dismissed and dumped via text message:

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Ouch. This is not the way you want #TransformationTuesday to go. Not at all.

Speaking to an Australian news site, Bobo said of her ex:

“He was 30, had a job, a car and a house. Certainly not what I normally manage to attract, so I thought I was onto something. He was a bit of a nerd, perhaps a bit quiet, but a genuinely nice guy all the same.”

She also said she’ll never again date a man with a cat.

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Gotham Season 1 Episode 10 Teaser: RUN!!!

Bruce Wayne met Selina Kyle on Gotham Season 1 Episode 9, with the future antagonists getting along rather well at this young age.

Elsewhere, Harvey Nicholas D’Agosto made his first appearance as Harvey Dent, flipping that character’s iconic two-headed coin in his very first scene.

Where will things on this freshman fall series go on Gotham Season 1 Episode 10, which will mark the final new installment of 2014?

As you can see in the teaser above, a pair of assassins will be on the hunt for Bruce and Selina, with Alfred coming to their rescue and with Gordon blaming Dent for putting them in harm’s way.

Elsewhere, due to a misstep at work, Gordon will be reassigned to duty at Arkham Asylum, which we’d have to image will play a key role in 2015.

Are you still on board with Gotham? Will you be tuning in to the fall finale?

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Kendall Jenner Reacts to Parents’ Divorce: It Sucked!

Kendall Jenner has opened up for the first time, in any real depth, about her parents no longer being married.

Speaking to Nightline’s Juju Chang, the model – who recently signed an endorsement deal with Estee Lauder – said of Kris and Bruce Jenner splitting up after decades of marriage:

“It sucked.”

Kendall Jenner Ad Still

But the teenager is trying to put the divorce in perspective.

“I try to think of it as it’s not the worst thing that could have happened,” Kendall says.

Last fall, after 22 years as husband and wife, Kris separated from Bruce, with the couple referencing Kendall and Kylie Jenner in a statement at the time.

“We have children together, and we have memories and holidays and traditions,” Kris Jenner then told Us Weekly last month of the relationship these days. “I don’t want to give that up. I don’t want him to take that away from me and I don’t want to take that away from him.”

Kendal told Nightline that she hasn’t chosen sides in the break-up. She’s just happy to have both parents around.

“I still am so close with both my dad and my mom,” she notes. “Nothing has really changed, except for the fact that now my dad lives on a beach, which is awesome. That’s not that bad… everybody’s happy.”

Tune in to ABC on Tuesday, November 18, at 12:35 a.m. ET to watch Kendall’s complete interview, in which she also talks about her modeling career and how she has tried not to take advantage of her family’s name to succeed in it.

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Kendall and Kylie exchange a meaningful look. These two can communicate without words.

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Kylie Jenner: Pantsless on Instagram! How is This Legal?!

As you probably know, Kylie Jenner is obsessed with Instagram.

It sounds harmless, and there are certainly worse things a kid her age could be obsessed with, but Kylie’s insatiable need for the Internet’s attention has led to some seriously questionable behavior.

Last week, there was the Kylie cleavage photo that led to rumors the 17-year-old had gotten breast implants.

This week, Kylie is calling her followers’ attention to the bottom half of her body.

Kylie Jenner: No Pants Pic

Okay, so maybe she’s not quite pantsless, but whatever that is that she’s wearing, it covers about as much of her legs as a long shirt would.

Again, this is the sort of thing that will be mostly fine in ten months when Kylie is an adult who’s legally allowed to expose herself however she sees fit.

In the meantime, someone should probably step in and put a stop to this. We’re looking at you, Kris Jenner.

Worse than any inappropriate selfie, however, is the fact that Kylie is dating Tyga – a rapper who turns 25 on Wednesday.

So maybe Kris just figures she has bigger problems to deal with. After all, pantsless photos being posted in a public forum probably seems like small potatoes when your high school-age daughter is going out with a dude in his mid-twenties.

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Kylie Jenner squats and shows off her cleavage in this photo. NOTE: She is 16 years old.

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Maria Shriver: "Horrified" By Miley Cyrus-Patrick Schwarzenegger Relationship, Source Claims

At first, it was hard to believe that Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger could possibly be dating.

They both grew up wealthy, with famous last names, but that seemed to be where the similarities ended. Patrick is American political royalty, whereas Miley is the tongue-wagging, twerk-happy offspring of a mulletted one-hit wonder.

But whether you can wrap your head around it or not, this unlikely couple is really a thing, as evidenced by the video of Miley and Patrick kissing that was taken at a recent USC football game.

While most of us can simply shrug and chalk this one up to opposites attracting, one person has reportedly responded to this surprise pairing with genuine shock and outrage, and she may have the power to put a stop to the relationship:

Sources say Patrick’s mother, Maria Shriver, is “violently” opposed to the idea of her son getting serious with Miley.

Patrick reportedly knew that his mother would disapprove, and it’s for that reason that he and Miley kept things on the down-low before going public last week.

“They have been hiding it,” says one insider. “The kiss was so orchestrated and so planned to be like, ‘OK, here you go.'”

The source adds that Patrick’s mother was angrier about the reveal than he had anticipated, and she described herself as “horrified” by her son’s new relationship.

That may be a problem for Maria, as it’s already been rumored that Miley and Patrick are falling in love.

So what’s Maria’s problem with Miley? Well, as you might expect, she’s worried about the impact that Cyrus’ wild behavior might have on 21-year-old Patrick.

“Instead of him being a good influence on her, she might be a bad influence on him,” says the source.

Maybe Maria should just pray that Pat doesn’t take any relationship advice from his philandering dad, and let him do his thing.

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Miley is all quacked up in this photo, snapped while she was hospitalized for an allergic reaction.

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Solange Knowles Marries Alan Ferguson!

She does!

Solange Knowles exchanged vows today with Alan Ferguson in New Orleans, as the 28-year old artist and her 51-year old fiance were joined in The Big Easy by a close-knit group of family and friends to celebrate their love.

Attendees included Jay-Z, Tina Knowles and Beyonce, the latter two of whom were included in Solange’s wedding party and posed with the bride for a stunning Vogue photo we’ve posted here:

Solange Knowles Wedding Photo

According to various news outlets, the couple rode white bicycles to their wedding venue at Holy Trinity Church in the Bywater area of New Orleans, with numerous residents congratulating them along the way.

Over the summer, Solange gushed about her impending wedding location via an Instagram post.

“Thank you nola for giving me so many wonderful, rich, and endless days of joy,” she wrote. “For giving my son one of the best summer experiences. For the night I danced until 8 am in a place filled with nothing but love. I fall in love with you more and more every day. You are magic. I am grateful.”

Knowles was previously married to her 10-year-old son Julez’s father, Daniel Smith, in February 2004, later confirming their split in 2007.

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie got married out of nowhere in August 2014! Congratulations!

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Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott: Barely Speaking After Latest Fights! Is It Over?

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott are barely speaking, according to a new report, sparking new speculation about the state of their precarious relationship.

Dean and Tori

After eight years of marriage, several major causes of trouble, two terrible serious of True Tori and one Emily Goodhand, it looks like it might be over.

If not imminently, then before long, people who know they, say.

“There appears to be no love between them,” an insider says, and if you watch True Tori online, you aren’t about to argue with that particular statement.

“When the cameras are off, they’re cold toward one another.”

The duo has battled to keep its marriage together, and its bank accounts padded, since his infamous late 2013 affair with the aforementioned mistress.

The tension seems to have finally come to a head with Spelling’s recent hospitalization, and again with her inviting Dean’s mistress to join the series.

Yes, that was reportedly going to happen if she had her way.

This, combined with her health issues and the fact that she already had his ex-wife Mary Jo Eustace to come on the show, has pushed Dean to the edge.

Dean is Gettin' Upset!

“I gave her a great life. She’s f–king crazy. She’s f–king delusional, now I’m starting to get really mad.” – Dean on ex-wife Mary Jo Eustace


“I gave her a great life. She’s f–king crazy. She’s f–king delusional, now I’m starting to get really mad.” – Dean on ex-wife Mary Jo…

“Dean has physically been there for Tori at the hospital out of a sense of obligation and it was obvious and very depressing to Tori,” a second source says.

“His thoughts were elsewhere while he was at the hospital.”

McDermott quit the Lifetime show, for what that’s worth, a week ago after admitting he has been suicidal and depressed – even more so than usual.

Will he soon quit Tori and their union for good as well?

“He looked for every excuse to leave and pretty much stayed there as minimally as possible,” the source says. “He didn’t spend the night with her at all.”

Though they’ve been legitimately working on their marriage for months, including addressing McDermott’s infidelity and addiction woes, it’s looking bleak.

Adds the source, “They are barely on speaking terms.”

Don’t look for things to get magically better this week on True Tori Season 2 Episode 5. If anything, this train wreck is getting more painful by the week …

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Kylie Jenner Loves Big Lips, Denies Plastic Surgery Rumors

Kylie Jenner wants you to listen up.

She would like you to stop whatever you are doing and inch closer to the computer screen because the reality star has something to say… again:

SHE HAS NEVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY!

Kylie Jenner Then and Now


Kylie Jenner now and just a few years ago. She looks a tad different.

In yet another response to those Kylie Jenner lip injection rumors, the teenager spoke to E! News at a party this weekend in Beverly Hills and tried to set the record straight once more.

“I feel like everyone has been talking about it for months, so I’m kind of sick of it,” Kylie said. “My pictures, I palp them out a lot. I think big lips are awesome.”

Followers of the 17-year old have been bombarded for weeks with photos of Jenner’s very full lips, prompting rumors and speculation.

She recently said on Twitter that such talk has “hurt her feelings,” explaining to E! that it’s an issue of makeup, not of plastic surgery.

“I love lip liner and over lining my lips,” she says. “But I don’t even care anymore. I’m like whatever, just say whatever you want.”

But why does Kylie continue to post these kinds of close-ups? Why add fuel to the lip injection fire?

“I see all these Kylie Jenner makeup tutorials, hair tutorials so I really want to share with my fans lips colors, this and that and maybe do my own,” Jenner explained. “It’s dope.”

Do you think Kylie Jenner has had lip injections? Do you think it’s fair game to wonder about it online?

Or, instead, should we focus on a different question instead: Did Kylie Jenner get a boob job?!?

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Kylie Jenner squats and shows off her cleavage in this photo. NOTE: She is 16 years old.

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Nick Jonas Mocks Kim Kardashian Paper Picture, Sort of Goes Naked

Nick Jonas is proving time and again these days: He’s anything but shy.

The singer/actor barely nearly EVERYthing for a recent pictorial in Flaunt Magazine, giving fans a look at his shirtless body.

It was hot. It was sexy. And it was revealing… but it didn’t exactly fire up the World Wide Web in the same way as the recent Kim Kardashian nude spread in Paper.

But Jonas has come up with a way to garner the same kind of reaction as that large-boobed reality star. And here it is:

Nick Jonas as Kim Kardashian

Jonas posted this photo on Instagram over the weekend, not bothering to pen a caption for it because, really, what is there to say?

We’re gonna go out on a crazy limb and say Nick isn’t really naked for this image. We’re pretty sure this head is simply Photoshopped on to an oiled-up naked body.

But, hey, that’s better than Miley Cyrus superimposing her baby face on to Kim’s naked body, don’t you agree?

Ogle Nick Jonas above and then ogle Nick Jonas below – via a gallery of real Nick Jonas photos. This young man is quite the looker, is he not?

Shirtless Nick Jonas


Holy Nick Jonas! Look at the shirtless singer in this promotional photo for the show Kingdom.

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Johnny Depp: Drunk Speech is Only Highlight of Hollywood Film Awards! Watch Now!

The Hollywood Film Awards were held last night, and if you’ve never heard of the event, don’t worry – neither has anyone else.

It was the first time the awards were televised. A-listers from Ben Affleck to producer James L. Brooks publicly dismissed the HFAs as a joke.

But the best indicator of just how seriously Hollywood takes the Hollywood Film Awards was Johnny Depp’s BAC, which apparently peaked right around the time he took the stage:

Yes, it seems Depp employed the Captain Jack Sparrow method for coping with pre-show jitters and downed a barrel of rum backstage.

Hey, Johnny might be in he’s 50s, but he’s engaged to Amber Heard, who’s only 28. Maybe he figures if she’s not gonna take full advantage of her youth, then he’ll party hard enough for both of them.

The sight of Depp slurring and stumbling his way through what should have been a 30 second speech makes us nostalgic for the days of his booze-and-coke-fueled relationship with Kate Moss. Ah, memories.

In case you can’t tell, Johnny is presenting an award to Shep Gordon – subject of the new documentary Supermensch – because apparently the HFAs are the kind of show that honors people for being the subject of a documentary. (And for showing up.)

Sounds like the kind of night that requires a drink or 12 in order to make it tolerable. Hunter S. Thompson would approve.

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It’s all fun and games until someone strips down to play beer pong dressed as Flavor Flav dressed as a curtain rod.

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