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Conspicuously absent (or perhaps blurred) from Lindsay Lohan’s list of lovers a few weeks ago was the name “Leonardo DiCaprio.” What’s this, you say? When did Leo and Lindsay ever spend time together? It was a simpler time, circa 2008-09. Lindsay was cracked-out back then, but at the time, many people still had some hope that she would eventually clean up her act. During that time, Lindsay had an on-and-off relationship with Samantha Ronson which probably involved a great deal of crack-stalking (on Lindsay’s part). But at some point, Lindsay found herself without Sam and she tried toMore >
Amanda Bynes is still on Twitter. You know what this reminds me of? Lindsay Lohan circa 2009-ish. When Lindsay was still on-and-off with Samantha Ronson, do you remember? Lindsay would get all high and go on these long Twitter rants at and about Sam Ronson and you could barely understand her train of thought. For what it’s worth, Amanda is WAY more comprehensible on her worst day than Lindsay was on her best day.
Yesterday we discussed some of Amanda’s recent tweets, including her claims that an NYPD officer sexually assaulted her, how she doesn’t drink or do drugs, how she’s goingMore >
On Wednesday, we had some excerpts from Lindsay Lohan’s epic crack-delusional Us Weekly interview. Now the new issue is out, and I just read the full interview with my mouth hanging open. This crackie!!!!! I cannot emphasize enough how ridiculous she is, how self-absorbed, how stupid, how delusional, how crazy, how crackie she is. She delivers crack lie after crack lie, crack obfuscation after crack obfuscation, crack denial after crack denial, all with a breezy crack attitude. The Cracken is living in her own little world where she’s a major movie star who just had a spot of botherMore >
Lindsay Lohan did some lines yesterday/last night and she got on Twitter. Which is always rough, and it’s surprisingly old-school for the Cracken. This is what she used to do back in 2008-09: she would get all high/drunk/crackie and she would get on Twitter and just start GOING OFF on Samantha Ronson. Good times. Nowadays, Lindsay barely has any friends and no one really gives a sh-t, so she just decided to tweet random things like “Fame will go by and, so long, I’ve had you, fame.. If it goes by, I’ve always known it was fickle. So at least it’s something I experience, but that’s notMore >
If you want to see the much-discussed first post-Mini-Coopering photos of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, go here. Kristen’s armpits are front and center. And Rob looks… I don’t even know? He’s not staring at her adoringly, but I feel pretty strongly that he agreed to this “friendly” photo-op. Close your eyes and wait it out, Rob. Do not get hypnotized by the Armpits of Lust and Doom. So, there are several new stories. Do you want the Happy Twihard story first or the Haha Twihard story? Hm… I’ll decide. Haha, Twihards:
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have separate hotel
Some of you dismissed my earlier Lindsay Lohan post – you seemed to think that my “offensive” label was somehow too hysterical for what amounted to Lindsay Lohan playing Elizabeth Taylor in a movie-of-the-week. It’s true – this is for Lifetime, and it’s extremely budget. But even in the world of budget MOTWs, surely they could have found someone else to play Elizabeth Taylor? Someone less crackie, someone with some acting skills, someone who wasn’t going to flash her crack nips the first chance she got. Yes, these are even more photos of Lindsay filming Liz & Dick on that same boat inMore >
Ugh, I don’t even know with this crackhead. I was actually going to do some research for this post, just because I couldn’t remember – off the top of my head – who Lindsay Lohan last dated in an official way. I’m not talking about “dated” – as in, some random hotel dude who paid Lohan for her services in access and blow. Who was the last dude (or lady) that Lohan dated? There was a rumor about the Cracken and Dennis Hopper’s 21-year-old son, but LL threatened to sue over those stories. And of course, there was the Terry Richardson stuff. What does it say about you if your lastMore >
At the same time that Jessica Simpson was in Cabo San Lucas, wearing a series of muumuus and ponchos to cover her alleged baby bump, Samantha Ronson, Nicole Richie and a group of friends were also having a Cabo holiday. Some of the exclusive photo agencies got photos of Samantha and Nicole in various bikinis – which you can see here, at Pop Sugar. A few days ago, I glanced through some of the photos and noticed that Nicole was looking boobier than usual, but I honestly didn’t think that much about it. But! Us Weekly now claims that Nicole got herself a boob job – and they have theMore >
Nicole Richie was out and about in L.A. this morning. The celebrity mom just got back from a trip to Cabo to celebrate her 30th birthday with friends Samantha Ronson, Jessica Simpson and more. Judging from her attire, I’m going to guess she was leaving the gym, as usual.
Her reality show ‘Fashion Star‘ with Jessica isn’t due to premiere until winter sometime. That is one show I will be tuning in for!
Photos by Flynet
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