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On Wednesday, we had some excerpts from Lindsay Lohan’s epic crack-delusional Us Weekly interview. Now the new issue is out, and I just read the full interview with my mouth hanging open. This crackie!!!!! I cannot emphasize enough how ridiculous she is, how self-absorbed, how stupid, how delusional, how crazy, how crackie she is. She delivers crack lie after crack lie, crack obfuscation after crack obfuscation, crack denial after crack denial, all with a breezy crack attitude. The Cracken is living in her own little world where she’s a major movie star who just had a spot of botherMore >
Lindsay Lohan did some lines yesterday/last night and she got on Twitter. Which is always rough, and it’s surprisingly old-school for the Cracken. This is what she used to do back in 2008-09: she would get all high/drunk/crackie and she would get on Twitter and just start GOING OFF on Samantha Ronson. Good times. Nowadays, Lindsay barely has any friends and no one really gives a sh-t, so she just decided to tweet random things like “Fame will go by and, so long, I’ve had you, fame.. If it goes by, I’ve always known it was fickle. So at least it’s something I experience, but that’s notMore >
If you want to see the much-discussed first post-Mini-Coopering photos of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, go here. Kristen’s armpits are front and center. And Rob looks… I don’t even know? He’s not staring at her adoringly, but I feel pretty strongly that he agreed to this “friendly” photo-op. Close your eyes and wait it out, Rob. Do not get hypnotized by the Armpits of Lust and Doom. So, there are several new stories. Do you want the Happy Twihard story first or the Haha Twihard story? Hm… I’ll decide. Haha, Twihards:
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have separate hotel
Some of you dismissed my earlier Lindsay Lohan post – you seemed to think that my “offensive” label was somehow too hysterical for what amounted to Lindsay Lohan playing Elizabeth Taylor in a movie-of-the-week. It’s true – this is for Lifetime, and it’s extremely budget. But even in the world of budget MOTWs, surely they could have found someone else to play Elizabeth Taylor? Someone less crackie, someone with some acting skills, someone who wasn’t going to flash her crack nips the first chance she got. Yes, these are even more photos of Lindsay filming Liz & Dick on that same boat inMore >
Ugh, I don’t even know with this crackhead. I was actually going to do some research for this post, just because I couldn’t remember – off the top of my head – who Lindsay Lohan last dated in an official way. I’m not talking about “dated” – as in, some random hotel dude who paid Lohan for her services in access and blow. Who was the last dude (or lady) that Lohan dated? There was a rumor about the Cracken and Dennis Hopper’s 21-year-old son, but LL threatened to sue over those stories. And of course, there was the Terry Richardson stuff. What does it say about you if your lastMore >
At the same time that Jessica Simpson was in Cabo San Lucas, wearing a series of muumuus and ponchos to cover her alleged baby bump, Samantha Ronson, Nicole Richie and a group of friends were also having a Cabo holiday. Some of the exclusive photo agencies got photos of Samantha and Nicole in various bikinis – which you can see here, at Pop Sugar. A few days ago, I glanced through some of the photos and noticed that Nicole was looking boobier than usual, but I honestly didn’t think that much about it. But! Us Weekly now claims that Nicole got herself a boob job – and they have theMore >
Nicole Richie was out and about in L.A. this morning. The celebrity mom just got back from a trip to Cabo to celebrate her 30th birthday with friends Samantha Ronson, Jessica Simpson and more. Judging from her attire, I’m going to guess she was leaving the gym, as usual.
Her reality show ‘Fashion Star‘ with Jessica isn’t due to premiere until winter sometime. That is one show I will be tuning in for!
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Seems like Samantha Ronson isn’t the only celebrity dee-jay on the block these days! Actress-turned-disk jockey Taryn Manning was spotted working the turn tables at PURE Nightclub in Las Vegas over the weekend.
Performing at Maxim’s ‘Hometown Hotties’ bash at the famous Sin City hot spot, Taryn strutted her stuff on the red carpet in leather shorts, nude peep-toe pumps, and an ultra chic red fly-away cardigan, the petite star looked ready to take PURE by storm. Although she wasn’t the only star game for a party. It seems that Maxim and Angel Management execs were on-hand and enjoyedMore >
I have no idea why there are twenty-million photos of Linnocent in NYC this weekend. She must have called the paparazzi, because I can’t really see the photographers getting so many shots of her through the course of two days. Anyway, yes, Linnocent is in Manhattan, allegedly to spend time with her family and to take some “fashion-related business meetings.” She was photographed, for the most part, wandering around alone, smoking cigarettes, posing, and looking crackie and busted. The white dress is Broderie Anglais, and I don’t know who designed the ugly purple fringed bag. Allegedly,More >