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Last week, I never got around to writing about this dumb TMZ story in which Lindsay Lohan must have called them up to crack-whine about her incompetent lawyer, Mark Heller. Heller was actually called “incompetent” by the judge, which is scary because the California Justice System is all “would you like a blunt with your 3-day jail sentence for manslaughter?” Anyway, Lindsay called up TMZ to tell them that she’s definitely going to stick with Heller and she’s pissed off with the media for portraying Heller as some kind of My-Cousin-Vinny moron. LL reportedly said, “It’s allMore >
Last Friday, Lindsay Lohan skipped her latest court hearing. It was no big deal – she didn’t have to be there, and the only thing that happened was that her hilariously sketchy lawyer Mark Heller got reamed by the judge. After the judge called Heller “incompetent” and refused to dismiss LL’s charges, Heller gave a long-winded and especially nut-jobby press conference. Heller claimed Lindsay is completely sober AND she’s complying with a voluntary drug testing program. Which makes this report interesting:
Lindsay Lohan‘s attorney is hashing out a possible plea deal in his client’s lying
Lindsay Lohan’s trial for allegedly lying to Santa Monica police last summer will proceed in the coming weeks after a judge refused further delays.
LiLo’s lawyer asked to “give her leeway to show that she’s worthy of compassion.” L.A. County Superior Court Judge James Dabney wasn’t moved.
“I don’t know how the next two weeks is suddenly going to change the history of this case,” Dabney said, scolding the incompetent Mark Heller.
Dabney warned that if Lohan continues to use Heller before the March 18 trial, she must waive her right to “competent” counsel under CaliforniaMore >
The only people who want to save Lindsay Lohan at this point are buffoons, crackheads, enablers and the delusional. And Charlie Sheen might be all four. Lindsay is in a particularly bad place right now, as she faces criminal charges in LA and NYC, plus a probable probation violation, plus she owes back taxes for 2009, 2010, and 2011, so all of her accounts have liens on them. If Charlie Sheen is still as wealthy as I think he is (?), he would probably be able to take care of her back-tax situation with relative ease – although she would still be millions of dollars in debt because ofMore >
Do you remember back in June 2012 when Lindsay Lohan crashed her Porsche on the Pacific Coast Highway and a million cracked-out stories filtered through the tabloid media? I remember specifically a story about Lindsay getting out of her totaled Porsche (getting out of the driver’s side) and taking a moment to throw away all of the containers of alcohol in the car. True, that story was largely unverified (I believe only one witness said it happened), but doesn’t it FEEL right? Doesn’t it feel like Lindsay is constantly behind the wheel while under the influence of alcohol and drugs? So…More >
Lindsay Lohan’s former assistant Gavin Doyle was issued a subpoena to testify at her probation violation trial, which is not exactly good news for the star.
It was Doyle, after all, who revealed to cops that Lindsay Lohan herself was driving the Porsche that crashed on the Pacific Coast Highway back in June.
Lohan reportedly lied to police and said Doyle was driving, and was thus charged with willfully resisting, obstruction, and providing false information.
And reckless driving, for good measure.
Lohan is still on probation for her misdemeanor jewelry theft conviction at theMore >
Edward Furlong was thrown in jail today after allegedly violating a protective order that barred him from contacting his estranged wife, Rachael Kneeland.
It’s unclear how or when Ed violated the order, but he was in court today after being accused of doing so, and a judge remanded him into custody.
The judge angrily accused him of not taking the stay-away order seriously and told him he belongs in a lockdown rehab facility for substance abuse.
Furlong was placed on three years probation back in 2010 when he pleaded no contest to violating a protective order that was obtained byMore >
Needless to say this was not Chris Brown’s week.
The star was involved in a car crash Saturday afternoon and totaled his Porsche, but thankfully was uninjured, the Beverly Hills Police Department confirms.
He was alone in the car, and told officers on the scene he was being chased by paparazzi before the accident; police are looking into the matter.
The R&B singer’s rep tells E! News the following: “Chris Brown was in a car accident this afternoon after being ruthlessly pursued by paparazzi.”
“He was in his vehicle by himself headed to the Debbie Allen Dance Academy for aMore >