Drunk Heidi Montag Just Wants to Bone Spencer Pratt

It’s brutal, but Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag must forego sex on the UK’s Celebrity Big Brother … well, aside from the one scene deemed too hot for TV.

It’s a lot harder to get freaky, that’s for sure.

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“I wanna get naughty,” a drunk Heidi told Spencer on the reality show this week. “I want more. I want all of you. It’s been too long. I’m in a drought.”

Pratt then instructed her to finish her wine.

The spouses of nearly four years don’t shy away from PDA (would you expect otherwise), so Spencer smacked that ass. “I like that a lot. Again, again!” Heidi slurred.

“What do I have to do to get more?

Montag then pinched Spencer Pratt’s nipples and rubbed her hilariously huge DDD breasts as she danced alone in the living room after he went to take a leak.

When housemate Rylan Clark remarked that he’d never seen the ‘Tag get drunk, Heidi said it’s probably because CBB makes it so hard to get loose:

“Usually I’m the most fun drunk ever. It’s hard here. I don’t get to really be myself here at all because it’s so intense. Normally I’m probably one of the nicest people.”

Later that evening, Heidi Montag climbed into bed with Spencer – in the room they share with the other housemates. “Do you want me to roll on to you?” she whispered.

His response? “It feels like a jiu jitsu move. I’m already locked in.”

You may now vomit on cue.

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Heidi Klum on Seal Criticism: I’ve Moved On



In the recent war (or at least exchange) of words between Seal and Heidi Klum regarding her romance with Martin Kristen, it’s now her turn to speak out.

“Seal has moved on and so have I. My priority has and continues to be protecting and providing for our children,” she said in a statement to People.

“I cherish all of the wonderful memories Seal and I created together over the years. Our separation was based on issues between the two of us.”

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While not confirming or denying that she and Kristen are together, the model seems to be saying that it’s time for everyone involved to move on from this.

Klum’s statement comes in the wake of a comment by Seal, who said he wished she “waited until we separated first before deciding to fornicate with the help.”

He later clarified that he wasn’t implying she cheated on him before their January split, but merely pointing out that they are still legally married at this time.

The whole saga is unexpected after what both parties called an “amicable” separation … but Heidi dating her bodyguard was also a bit unexpected.

For Seal, anyway. Sources say the singer’s initial reaction, fueled by anger and jealousy, is emblematic of why the couple filed for divorce in the first place.

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When Heidi Montag Met Jake Pavelka: A Sneak Peek of "Famous Food"



It’s great to have Heidi Montag back, gaunt and plastic as she may be.

The Hills alum is teaming up with other annoying reality stars Danielle Staub (The Real Housewives of New Jersey) and Jake Pavelka (The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, Dancing With the Stars, Bachelor Pad) on a new show.

Yes, we’re serious.

“People think I’m this train wreck that hasn’t wrecked yet,” Mrs. Spencer Pratt informs the camera. “Little do they know, I actually have a brain.”

She’s right … we really didn’t know.

In this clip from Famous Food, which debuts July 10 on VH1, Heidi Montag meets her new costars, who will work together to launch a restaurant.

The Sopranos‘ Vincent Pastore meets the aforementioned trio and, after mistaking Danielle and Heidi for hot chicks, shoots down her first idea.

High-end Mexican or not, Heidi & Co. will work with restaurateurs Mike Malin and Lonnie Moore, who will judge their efforts. We can’t WAIT.

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Trade Allegations of Infidelity; Private Investigator Hired



If you thought Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s separation, be it real or contrived, couldn’t get any weirder, you clearly misunderestimated Speidi.

They’re now each accusing each other of having affairs, and that’s not all – Heidi has gone so far as to hire a private investigator to spy on Spencer.

As we reported last week, Heidi is allegedly staying at the home of the hilariously named Cougar Zank, a Marine turned bodyguard and pal of Pratt.

Earlier this year, Zank moved into the home Spencer and Heidi were renting at his request, with Pratt claiming that the two were writing a script.

But when Heidi Montag split with Spencer in May, Zank invited her to stay with him at a home he rents in Malibu, which totally set Spencer off.

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AT WAR: Is Speidi’s split actually legit? [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

He considered Cougar Zank his friend, and is sure the only reason Cougar would have sided with Heidi in the split is that “he wants her for himself.”

A source also says that Heidi just returned from New York City and that none other than Cougar Zank accompanied the plastic princess on the trip.

“They are definitely friends. I don’t know if there is anything more to it than that, but Spencer believes there is,” the source said. “He’s certain.”

It’s reciprocal, too. One of Heidi’s major concerns, close sources reveal, is that Spencer has been seeing another woman since their split in May.

“She is anxious to find out if her suspicions and the rumors are true. It is really important to Heidi to find out if Spencer has been cheating on her.”

Well, sure. As for Heidi’s aforementioned NYC trip, it was to find a producer for her new reality series with Jen Bunney, also her current roommate.

She met with executives at ITV, the company behind I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here, which featured Speidi last summer, according to reports.

The source also says Heidi, who filed a petition for legal separation from Spencer last weekend, plans on following that up with a divorce petition.

“It will be filed,” the source says, noting that “She felt she had to get the separation petition done in a rush last week to stop the money flow.”

Under California law, community property ends on the date of separation, meaning anything she earns from that day forward is Heidi’s alone.

“Heidi is very concerned about the finances,” the source says. “Everybody knows she’s made more money than Spencer. She needs to protect it.”

Could this split actually be real? Whose side are you on?

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Heidi Montag: Crashing With Cougar Zank?



She says she’s legally separating from her husband, but is Heidi Montag really just putting us on and crashing with Cougar Zank, Spencer Pratt’s good friend?

More importantly, is Cougar Zank his real name? If so, that’s hilarious!

According to Radar Online, Heidi is currently staying at the Malibu home of this strangely-named individual, a former Marine-turned-bodyguard and bit actor.

He befriended Pratt earlier this year, lived in the house rented by Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt in Pacific Palisades, Calif., and was even seen on The Hills.

“He is helping me write a script,” Spencer told Life & Style recently.

So what’s Heidi (allegedly) doing staying with this dude right now?

Cougar Zank Picture?Creepy Montag

This is Cougar Zank. We think. We’re not sure. It just came up on an image search. If it’s not, sorry … but either way, we’re jealous of the dude’s dashing good looks.

Heidi Montag and Jen Bunney, another former Hills regular, have announced plans for a new project. “It’s going to be the best summer of my life!” Heidi Tweeted.

When contacted by the celebrity gossip site at the new pad Heidi and the Bunney moved into, and asked what he was doing there, Cougar Zank responded:

“This is MY house.”

So are all these events – Heidi leaving Spencer, moving in with Bunney, signing a lease (possibly the smoking gun) and filing for legal separation – a sham?

For what it’s worth, the most recent photos of Spencer Pratt was of him jogging on a trail not far from this very same Malibu house. Makes you wonder.

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Heidi Montag Screwing Over Spencer Pratt?



Noticeably absent from last night’s episode of The Hills? Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag. Noticeably absent from his bank account? Her future earnings.

According to reports, Heidi Montag filed for legal separation from her husband just after he received his last paycheck from MTV – a $675,000 check.

Because they’re married, she (potentially) stands entitled to half of that. But with the legal separation filing, their wages are separate from now on.

Nice timing on her part, wouldn’t you say? Dude got played!

Heidi is getting her own reality show with Jen Bunney, and given Tuesday’s separation, it appears she doesn’t want Spencer to be part of that deal.

Either that or this sham is their most elaborate to date.

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Is Heidi Montag trying to block Spencer Pratt from her future earnings? Maybe this explains the Mountain Man look? [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

“I wouldn’t be surprised if Spencer goes postal now,” a source said. “I mean he just got his last check and the way that kid blows through cash …”

“I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s broke by the end of July.”

The source revealed that since Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt split and he departed their Pacific Palisades home, he has been “living in Malibu.”

According to court documents, it appears he and Heidi had a prenuptial agreement, but regardless, whatever Heidi makes now, he can’t touch.

Unless they get back together. Will they? Are they even apart for real, or is this a giant hoax? What do you think? Are we just being conned?

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Heidi Montag officially files for legal separation from Spencer Pratt

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag(HMG) – Although many are convinced this is just another one of their many publicity stunts, Heidi Montag has taken an official step in legally separating from her weasel husband Spencer Pratt, TMZ reports.  It should be noted that Heidi did not file divorce papers. A legal separation is done so that any earnings during the split, will become her exclusive property from the date of the separation.

As we recently reported Spencer, 26, who serves as the ‘brains’ of the duo, has a reported utter lack of restraint when it comes to money, and the two might just be broke.  “He would give me $100 just to take his trash out,” one source tells Radar. “He has about $100,000 in cars just sitting in the drive; There’s a Porsche Cayenne SUV [$58,000,] a ‘68 Camaro [$30,000+] and a lifted truck he bought for $26,000.”  Even Spencer admits he has no clue on cash-flow – claiming he’s spent half-a-million dollars on energy crystals alone;  While cash may be at the root of this split, some smell a ploy for a new reality show, while others have speculated Heidi has grown tired of Spencer’s vice like grip on every facet of her life and is determined to strike out on her own.  We wish her luck with that!

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Speidi Breakup Hoax: The Smoking Gun?



Before the “shocking” breakup of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, was there a plan in the works to stage the split as an elaborate, long-con bid for attention?

People have suspected the split is a giant sham from the start, but a new piece of the puzzle has emerged that may reveal it’s all part of a new reality show.

That piece is a $5.5 million Malibu pad where Heidi and Jen Bunney say they moved in to for a summer of girl time and so Heidi could get away from Spencer.

It seemed believable enough, given the recent erratic behavior that led to Heidi and Spencer’s breakup, and that it was never announced by the plastic pair.

However, the lease for the place was signed days before Heidi’s rep confirmed the split, with neither Heidi Montag, Jen Bunney or Spencer Pratt’s name on it.

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PULLING A FAST ONE: Is Spencer and Heidi’s breakup as fake as whatever you’d call those things spilling out of Heidi’s clothes? [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

The lease is only three months long with an option to re-new for six months or a year … just long enough for the summer! Funny how that worked out, right?

It’s all a little too convenient if you ask us.

A cynical mind might even say the thing reeks of a setup, with the couple in cahoots with Jen Bunney as well as enterprising reality show producers throughout.

All of this begs the question: Did someone know a split was coming, and who? If it was sudden, why would someone else sign a lease for them ahead of time?

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Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag ’split’ caused by cash shortage

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag[HMG] – By now you’ve heard every attention-gaining excuse as to why Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag have ’split.’ But the real reason for this latest desperate ploy for attention is simple – the two dim-bulbs just ran out of cash.

It’s been well reported that Spencer, 26, serves as the ‘brains’ of the duo, guiding both his and Heidi’s careers to new heights of public indifference in their ongoing quest to be famous while doing no work. But friends say this is flawed by an utter lack of restraint over money.

“He would give me $100 just to take his trash out,” one source tells Radar. “He has about $100,000 in cars just sitting in the drive; There’s a Porsche Cayenne SUV [$58,000,] a ‘68 Camaro [$30,000+] and a lifted truck he bought for $26,000.”

Even Spencer admits he has no clue on cash-flow – claiming he’s spent half-a-million dollars on energy crystals alone;

“I am so addicted to crystals, it’s a sickness,” he claims. “I checked my account and I have $203 left. There’s a whole science to this – I’m not crazy.”

Hands up if you’d care to dispute that?

And such frivolous spending – plus Heidi’s $400,000 make-over – allegedly sent the pair into a tail-spin: According to the source the couple had drained their bank account down to pennies by the end of last season’s ‘The Hills.’

“They were definitely in the hole,” says the snitch. “Their business manager was calling the house every day. They were both tripping because of the funds.”

A new basket of cash then arrived for their part in MTV’s witless mind-candy, but when Spencer got canned from the new season the concerns over cash-flow were soon back in full force.

“When they got paid, everything seemed to be okay,” says the insider. “They started the new season, then Spencer got kicked off the show. So now he’s freaking out!”

And now ‘The Hills’ has been canceled and ‘Speidi’ are facing the blood-chilling prospect of getting a job….And then came the news of their ’split.’

…And if you didn’t see a connection they’d be totally thrilled.

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