Girl Asks Older Sibling to Hunt Down, CRUSH Twin Brother in Hilarious Note

Twins. Tightly bonded for life, yet often at odds.

Given the close proximity and the natural process by which they were born and must share everything, it’s not surprising that it can be hard for them to coexist.

If you’re this five-year-old girl, in particular …

HUNT HIM

These fraternal twins apparently are having some issues, and she’s looking to prevail in the conflict by forging a key alliance with their older brother.

Who, if she has her way, will help her take command over her twin, as she urges him, as only a five-year-old can, to “hunt him down and crush him.”

Poor Patrice must have felt she had no choice but to reach out to Matt in an attempt to combat Braeden, who being mean to her for unknown reasons.

Reddit user Mazthrow, Patrice’s older brother, shared the note on the site, though it wasn’t immediately clear if he gave Braeden the business afterward.

Kid had better watch his back, though.

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If the Jenner sisters had kicked Selena Gomez in the face, maybe they’d still be BFFs.

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George Zimmerman Threatens to Kill Man in Road Rage Incident, Report Indicates

George Zimmerman had yet another brush with the law this week after he allegedly threatened to kill a man following a road rage incident. Seriously.

WSVN reports that the altercation took place in Lake Mary, Florida.

The man, whose name has not been reported by local media, also told the police that Trayvon Martin’s killer was waiting for him at his work afterward.

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Zimmerman reportedly admitted to police that he had an altercation with the man, but won’t face any legal action, as the man has declined to press charges.

The 30-year-old, acquitted in the Martin case last July, has avoided protracted legal battles two other times in the past year for exactly that reason.

In December, Zimmerman’s girlfriend Samantha Scheibe declined to press charges after initially claiming he pointed a shotgun at her face during an argument.

Last September, George’s ex-wife Shellie Zimmerman declined to proceed with a case against him after she claimed he threatened her and her father with a gun.

A previous report on this week’s alleged road rage suggested that Zimmerman was working as a security guard at the time of the confrontation.

The business at which he claimed to be working at the time denied that George was an employee there; that reference has been removed from the story.

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A man in Florida was arrested this week for calling 911 on many occasions. He had to report that his wife had thrown out his beer.

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Breastmilk Trailer: Ricki Lake Movie Aims to Educate, Inspire

Ricki Lake, with her new documentary Breastmilk, seeks to flip the script on female anatomy with a different kind of examination of the exposed breast.

Lake, who also co-produced 2008’s The Business of Being Born, didn’t time the release of Breastmilk around World Breastfeeding Week by accident, saying:

“There are so many forces in our culture that make breastfeeding a huge challenge, not the least of which is a bizarre public anxiety around exposed breasts!”

Breasts on display in pop culture, she notes, are socially acceptable. See Kendall Jenner topless Instagram pics or countless other daily examples.

Breasts used to nurse babies in public are seen as controversial, though. Even when it’s Olivia Wilde breastfeeding and looking absolutely stunning.

Imagine the struggles regular women must endure. This inspired Lake, who realizes that “breastfeeding has become such a lightning rod topic.”

Her documentary, she concedes, will “definitely make waves with the general public,” but the former talk show host insists it goes beyond shock value.

It’s also not “a pro-breastfeeding manifesto, but more of a keenly-observed examination of the obstacles so many mothers face when attempting to nurse,” she says.

“People want a clear message that is easily digested and the beauty of this film is that it shows the messy reality of the situation without pushing an agenda.”

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Gisele Bundchen breastfeeding and getting all made up for a modeling shoot. That is some impressive multitasking right there.

“After our theatrical screenings there were heated conversations among the audience about what the film was or wasn’t saying,” Lake says, encouragingly.

The movie posters and film itself may shock some people, with close-up shots of breasts dripping and spraying milk. But Lake insists it’s all educational.

“To me, those shots feel humorous and celebratory from a feminist perspective,” she says. “We hope it brings positive attention to the film and incites awe and wonder.”

The mere fact that #normalizebreastfeeding is a trending topic on social media, to the filmmaker, is evidence that a movie like this needed to be made.

“My hope is that the film gives the world a deeper appreciation and compassionate insight into the challenges and joys of breastfeeding,” adds Lake.

Will it? You tell us. Check out the trailer above for a two-minute tease of her attempts to do that and tell us whether you think she’s on the right track.

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Mother Tries to Put Twins to Bed, Makes Us Glad We Don’t Have Twins

Most of the time, little kids are really cute. Like when they eat solid food for the first time.

But sometimes children can be frustrating. Especially when there are two of them. And you try to put them to bed at the same time.

The following video chronicles just such an attempt by Henriette Jonassen, a mother of twins in Norway. She posted the footage online and wrote as an explanation to it:

“I’ve been struggling with getting my twins asleep for a few weeks now (due to extremely hot weather and long, sunny days). I’ve tried different methods. This one was definitely the worst one! But it gave me a good laugh.”

It gave us one as well.

But because this is the Internet and many users live to ruin everything, Jonassen was forced to take to her blog after the video went viral and defend herself as a mother.

“When you call me a bad mom, tell me I never should have kids and encourage me to hit my kids, I can’t just sit back and say nothing,” Jonassen wrote, adding of twins Leon and Nathaniel:

After they have taken a fairly long shower and brushed their teeth, I put them in their beds. They have always shared a room, the only exception was in the video – because I tried a new method, and it didn’t work out.

And yes, they do have blinds in their windows, even though it doesn’t look like it in the youtube video. When the door is open, the wind blow the blinds away from the window, and let the sun into the room. When the door is closed, it’s fairly dark in there.

After we have spoken a few minutes about how their day was, I tickle their backs and sing for them. I’ve tried to read books for them, but they aren’t interested in listening to me reading, so I sing instead. I keep tickeling and singing until they are asleep, sometimes it’s 5 minutes and other times it’s an hour.

Man. We never thought we’d agree with Gwyneth Paltrow on anything, but can’t the mommy wars come to an end?

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What is it about going to the bathroom that acts as a Bat Signal for children, alarming them to your whereabouts and begging them to be your audience whilst you do your business?

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Mother of 5 Stands Up to Bullies, Posts Photo of Stretch Marks on Facebook

Remember Carleigh O’Connell? The 14-year old who responded to bullying by her classmates by posing for a Facebook photo alongside the insulting piece of graffiti left for her by said classmates?

Now it’s time to meet Tanis Jex-Blake – and to be equally inspired.

This mother of five was suntanning at Alberta Beach in Edmonton on Tuesday, wearing a two-piece for the first time since giving birth to her first child in 2001.

While trying to relax, she overheard people referring to her as “nasty” and “disgusting” and then opened her eyes to see two men and one woman pointing at her stretch mark-filled stomach.

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Jex-Blake says she quickly left, broke down in the car ride home, but then decided to stand up for herself on Facebook.

“I’m sorry if my first attempt at sun tanning in a bikini in public in 13 years ‘grossed you out’. I’m sorry that my stomach isn’t flat and tight. I’m sorry that my belly is covered in stretch marks,” she wrote alongside the photos above.

Added Tanis:

“I’m NOT sorry that my body has housed, grown, protected, birthed and nurtured FIVE fabulous, healthy, intelligent and wonderful human beings. I’m sorry if my 33 year old, 125 lb body offended you so much that you felt that pointing, laughing, and pretending to kick me.”

The 33-year old says she didn’t know how folks would respond to her post, but concluded:

“I’ll have you know that as I looked at your ‘perfect’ young bodies, I could only think to myself ‘what great and amazing feat has YOUR body done?’. I’ll also have you know that I held my head high, unflinching as you mocked me, pretending that what you said and did had no effect on me; but I cried in the car on the drive home.

“I can only hope that one day you’ll realize that my battle scars are something to be proud of, not ashamed of.”

A local radio station shared Jex-Blake’s pictures and story online and she has been shocked/flattered by the outcry of support she’s received.

Wrote one man, for example: “My wife has four kids… and we call her stretch marks ‘love stories’. It’s beautiful! Real men appreciate those stretch marks.”

Let’s hope the lame, fake men out there take note and change their attitude.

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Colbie Caillat: Makeup-Free, Inspiring in "Try" Music Video

Colbie Caillat is aiming to inspire with her new music video.

The artist, who shined a spotlight on natural beauty with the lyric video for “Try,” is doing so again with the actual video itself.

It features everyday women with and without makeup, along with Caillat herself slowing stripping away everything on her face that clouds her “real” beauty.

The Grammy winner co-wrote the ballad with Babyface over a year ago, doing so during a time when she was feeling tired from the pressures of being a woman in the entertainment realm.

“The song was from experience. I do try very hard,” she recently told Glamour. “I think all girls – especially in this business – have to be polished, and if you don’t then you’re the one who looks bad. It’s a lot of pressure.”

Somewhere, Demi Lovato is nodding along in approval of the video. Check it out here:

And then toggle through all the stars who have posed online without makeup covering their face:

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Lorde isn’t just wearing no makeup in this Twit pic. She’s wearing pimple cream!

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11 Signs You Must Be a Parent (In Case the Kids Didn’t Give it Away)

NEWS FLASH: Everybody is a perfect parent until they have kids.

From saying inane things like “Wearing underwear on your head does not give you the ability to fly” to finding yourself with the TV on children’s programming long after the littles are asleep, parenting is one colossal mind game for which one cannot prepare.

People caution “just wait until you’re a parent,” and you don’t listen.

Because of course you don’t. That totally won’t happen to you when you shoot out some spawn and then vow to raise them for the rest of your life. Nope! No way!

You won’t be THAT parent. You’re NOT that parent. But you are. Probably. But just in case the kids running crazy through your house weren’t enough, here are 11 signs you’re a parent …

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What is it about going to the bathroom that acts as a Bat Signal for children, alarming them to your whereabouts and begging them to be your audience whilst you do your business?

Parenting becomes immensely easier when you learn to embrace the hilarity and insanity of the moment, but unfortunately that clarity only comes with time. Lots and lots of time.

Or by learning from the example of some of the many parents (and children) who’ve been down this road before you. Crying because a cracker is, well, cracked?

It’s totally funny when you stop to think about it …

Lost Balloon


When you lose your favorite red balloon, that is cause for grave concern.

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Dean McDermott: Mary Jo Eustace Didn’t Put Out Enough Either!

It appears Dean McDermott is using the same excuses for cheating on Tori Spelling that he used on Mary Jo Eustace … after cheating on her with Tori Spelling.

Embroiled in a sex scandal and trying to save his marriage to Spelling through counseling, as depicted on Lifetime’s True Tori, Dean sort of blames her for it.

Seriously. If she had just let him have sex before he left for his business trip last December, he would never have gone slumming with Emily Goodhand.

The man has some nerve, and apparently it’s not even the first time he’s tried that defense. In filing for divorce in 2005, after meeting Tori, he cited this.

“Approximately a year after our marriage, [Mary Jo Eustace] started to become distant and not interested in our relationship,” his divorce filing reads.

“Displays of affection and love had dissipated … I took it upon myself to try harder and open discussions regarding our relationship and intimacy issues.”

“The Respondent would say she would try harder to work on intimacy issues,” he said. “The results would last for maybe a week, and things would return to what they were.”

“This pattern continued for 11 years.”

During a recent episode of True Tori, the actor said his sex life with the mother of four, “wasn’t fantastic all the time,” while Tori cried that she can never do enough.

“It was never enough for you and there was nothing I could do about it,” she told Dean. “I wore that guilt all the time, thinking, ‘He’s going to cheat on me.'”

“I could never give him enough sex.”

Sounds like no one can.

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Tori and Dean are so broke, he can’t even afford a vasectomy supposedly. Guess that’s why they keep having kids.

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Juan Pablo Galavis: The Worst Bachelor Ever?!

Is Juan Pablo Galavis the worst star of The Bachelor in 18 seasons?

While The Bachelorette or The Bachelor finale typically prompts a lot of excitement regarding who the star ends up with, last night’s debacle was, well …

A debacle. There’s really no better word for what transpired.

The finale pitting Clare Crawley against Nikki Ferrell saw the former absolutely disgusted with him and the latter receiving the most apathetic final rose ever.

Juan Pablo and Clare Crawley in their final face to face moment ever. It was not pretty.

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Juan Pablo and Clare Crawley in their final face to face moment ever. It was not pretty.


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Chris Harrison escorts Clare Crawley to the final rejection on The Bachelor.


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Clare Crawley on the Finale

Poor Clare Crawley. She got the shaft on The Bachelor season finale.


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Clare About to Get Dumped

Little does Clare Crawley know that she is about to get the heave ho from Juan Pablo.


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Ess Okay

Ess not okay for Juan Pablo in the court of public opinion these days.


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Nikki Ferrell waits for the big moment where Juan Pablo proposes to her … oh wait, when he says he likes her a lot.


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Nikki Ferrell and Chris Harrison on The Bachelor Season 18 finale.


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Nikki Ferrell and Juan Pablo Galavis on The Bachelor Season 18 finale.


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Juan Pablo and Nikki Ferrell embrace on The Bachelor season finale. How romantic.


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I like you a lot, Juan Pablo tells Nikki Ferrell on The Bachelor. He really knows how to woo them.


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I Like You a LOT

Juan Pablo really knows how to charm the ladies on The Bachelor.


The “Worst Bachelor Ever” buzz began on Twitter early and often last night, and not just because he didn’t propose. It’s the general way he conducted himself.

Says an insider close to the ABC reality show’s production:

“Everyone is definitely ready for Juan Pablo’s season to be over. Producers felt like they were putting out fires left and right with him, starting with the gay comments.”

“He used the ‘second language’ excuse a lot, no one is really buying it. Two girls chose to leave in the top six. When has that ever happened before?”

“That should be indicative of what we were working with.”

Indeed. His stock began tanking early in the season, when Juan Pablo made remarks against the idea of having a gay Bachelor star on the show one day.

Andi Dorfman breaks up with Juan Pablo in epic fashion on The Bachelor. Part 1 of 6.

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Andi Dorfman breaks up with Juan Pablo in epic fashion on The Bachelor. Part 1 of 6.


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Andi Dorfman gives Juan Pablo the business on The Bachelor.


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Part 3 of Andi’s breakup with Juan Pablo on ABC’s The Bachelor. It was great.


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Andi Dorfman rejects Juan Pablo Galavis HARD on The Bachelor. Classic stuff, part four of six.


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Andi Dorfman peaces out on The Bachelor after dumping Juan Pablo in hilarious fashion. Part 5 out of 6.


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The Bachelor’s Andi Dorfman breaks up with Juan Pablo Galavis. Part 6 of 6.


Sharleen Joynt and Andi Dorfman left of their own volition, with the latter accusing Juan Pablo of being self-absorbed and never asking her about herself (above)

He also displayed hypocritical behavior, holding off on kissing some women out of “respect” for his young daughter, Camila, then likely banging Clare in the sea.

Not only that, he “slut-shamed” the would-be finalist for putting HIM in that situation … then on the finale, said something so sexually offensive that she wouldn’t repeat it.

Clare wasn’t just crushed at losing. She was devastated at the fact that she wasted her time with a guy she felt she never really knew or cared about her.

Finally, after his lame non-proposal to Nikki Ferrell, on the After the Final Rose special, he acted like a self-rightous dick to Chris Harrison. Icing on the Douche Cake.

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Philip Seymour Hoffman Death: Four Arrested in Heroin Investigation

Four individuals suspected of having a connection to drugs found in the late Philip Seymour Hoffman’s apartment have been arrested, reports indicate.

Days after Hoffman was found dead of an apparent drug overdose law-enforcement officials busted four people believed to have supplied the heroin.

Robert Vineberg, 57, Thomas Kushman, 48, were arrested for felony drug possession. Max Rosenblum and Juliana Luchkiw, 22, were hit with misdemeanor possession.

Vineberg, a musician a.k.a. Robert Aaron, who has accompanied Wyclef Jean and Tom Jones, replied “No, I did not,” when asked if he sold Hoffman heroin.

The foursome was reportedly arrested in a Chinatown apartment on Mott Street in NYC, according to the New York Post, after police received a tip.

The reported 65 bags of heroin (and 350 glassine envelopes) found in Hoffman’s apartment were believed to have originated from the Chinatown building.

Sunday morning, Hoffman’s body was found lying on the bathroom floor of his New York City apartment, the victim of an apparent drug overdose.

A police source confirmed hat Hoffman, 46, had a syringe in his arm and that multiple clear envelopes of what appeared to be heroin were found nearby. 

The nature of his death has sparked not only a sweeping police investigation, but a great debate among his peers as well as mourning for the acting great.

Jared Padalecki of Supernatural raised eyebrows when he said Philip’s death is not a tragedy, while Demi Lovato countered that addiction is a disease.

You tell us: Is Philip Seymour Hoffman’s demise tragic?

 

Philip Seymour Hoffman was an American actor famous for both his stage and screen roles. He was found dead in his Manhattan apartment at 46 years old.

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Philip Seymour Hoffman was an American actor famous for both his stage and screen roles. He was found dead in his Manhattan apartment at 46 years old.


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Philip Seymour Hoffman in Capote, the role that won him an Academy Award in 2005.


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Philip Seymour Hoffman has passed away. The late actor was one of the best in the business.


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Philip Seymour Hoffman in The Master, one of the late actor’s many acclaimed filmed.


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Philip Seymour Hoffman in Doubt. The man was an absolute master as an actor and will be forever missed.


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Philip Seymour Hoffman in Charlie Wilson’s War. This man could get into character like no other.


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Philip Seymour Hoffman in The Hunger Games: Catching Fire, one of his many memorable roles and one of his most recent.


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Philip Seymour Hoffman in Almost Famous, one of the star’s many classic roles.


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One of the last photos of Philip Seymour Hoffman. He posed for this in the months before his death.


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Philip Seymour Hoffman was one of the best actors of his, or any, time. R.I.P.


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Philip Seymour Hoffman plays a key role in Catching Fire. And he poses here at the Los Angeles premiere of the film.


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Welcome to Catching Fire, Philip Seymour Hoffman. This Oscar nominee will give The Hunger Games sequel a great deal of credibility.


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Philip Seymour Hoffman is one of the best actors alive. He’s been nominated for Oscars and Tonys.


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Philip Seymour Hoffman will be missed. The actor was one of the all-time greats.


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A photo of Philip Seymour Hoffman in Boogie Nights, one of his many memorable roles.


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Philip Seymour Hoffman has passed away. The late actor was just 46 years old.


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