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When we last checked in on Paula Patton and Robin Thicke (last week), Paula still hadn’t hired a divorce lawyer and she was “open” to reconciling with Robin Thicke. Robin was apparently trying to persuade her to come back to him, telling her that he could change and he was already in the midst of changing for her. No more wild partying. No more groping young club girls. No more disrespecting Paula in front of national televised audiences. And Paula is still seeing if he’s for real. That was the holding pattern. Now TMZ reports that Paula and Robin are pretty much back together, sortMore >
This is going to come as a shock to you. You might want to sit down. It turns out that Gwyneth Paltrow was always a smug, elitist a—hole, even when she was very, very young. She was the original Mean Girl. She always believed that she was a princess destined to be recognized as the best and the most beautiful in all the land. And what’s funny is that even at an age when most girls are struggling with self-esteem issues and body image issues, Gwyneth was exactly the kind of smug narcissist you would imagine her to be. Imagine mini-Goop, telling her private school classmates that sheMore >
I’m so tired of shaking my head at Duchess Kate. Plus, at this point, I can’t even believe that these PR disasters are her doing. If Prince William, or Charles, or even the Queen told her to work, she would. But no one tells her to work. They just expect her to be/act like a coddled trophy wife, and I believe that’s all on William. So let’s all shake our heads at William, the fussy baby who will one day be king, but only if his laziness doesn’t burn down the monarchy first.
In January, William “enrolled” (except not really) into a “bespoke” program on agriculture at CambridgeMore >
Yesterday, we discussed the sketchy Page Six story claiming that Andrew Garfield – a British-American actor who is known for having an even temperament – threw a hissy fit during Oscar rehearsals and refused to do a bit on stage with Bat-kid, the young boy who did Make-A-Wish so he could feel like a superhero for a day. The Page Six story made it sound like Garfield was being an a—hole and that he shunned a kid with cancer. We knew for sure that Andrew had been scheduled to appear at the Oscars with Emma Stone, but that both had dropped out at the last minute (citing “personal issues”)More >
I was really, really hoping that Charlize Theron and Sean Penn would come to the Oscars together. I knew Charlize was presenting, and I just thought – “Hey, that would be really interesting to see them make their red carpet couple debut at the Oscars!” But it was not to be. Charlize brought her mom Gerda to the Oscar ceremony, then Charlize was strangely absent from all of the major after-parties. No Charlize at the VF party, no Charlize at Elton John’s shindig. So, did she just go home with her mom? Of course not. She dropped Gerda off and then Charlize joined Sean Penn… atMore >
I’m going to start this post off by admitting that no one really knows what’s going on with Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott, but there’s a good chance they’re faking all of it. Up until last year, I liked Tori and admired her work ethic. She made something out of herself beyond being “Aaron Spelling’s daughter.” Maybe reality television isn’t everyone’s cuppa, but Tori carved out a respectable career of her own and sold a few bestselling books to supplement her earnings.
Then came the show cancellations, and Tori grew desperate. She and Dean McDermott spent so much money on real estateMore >
You’ve probably seen this “Loser Keeps Bieber” billboard by now. A Chicago-based company, Command Transporation, tweeted the image and it went viral. The premise was that the ice hockey semi-final between Canada and Team USA in Sochi would act as a tie-breaking vote to see which country would have to claim Justin Bieber as their own. Sadly, Team USA lost the match, so I guess he’s ours forever.
Bieber is doing his best to frustrate his adopted home country. Miami Beach prosecutors offered him a pretty sweet plea deal for his DUI/resisting arrest charges. The plea would have involved noMore >