It’s great to have Heidi Montag back, gaunt and plastic as she may be.
The Hills alum is teaming up with other annoying reality stars Danielle Staub (The Real Housewives of New Jersey) and Jake Pavelka (The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, Dancing With the Stars, Bachelor Pad) on a new show.
Yes, we’re serious.
“People think I’m this train wreck that hasn’t wrecked yet,” Mrs. Spencer Pratt informs the camera. “Little do they know, I actually have a brain.”
She’s right … we really didn’t know.
In this clip from Famous Food, which debuts July 10 on VH1, Heidi Montag meets her new costars, who will work together to launch a restaurant.
The Sopranos‘ Vincent Pastore meets the aforementioned trio and, after mistaking Danielle and Heidi for hot chicks, shoots down her first idea.
High-end Mexican or not, Heidi & Co. will work with restaurateurs Mike Malin and Lonnie Moore, who will judge their efforts. We can’t WAIT.
Check out a sneak peek here: