True Tori Sneak Peek: Get Her to the Hospital!

Tori Spelling was hospitalized for six days last month with an undisclosed illness in the midst of her ongoing marriage crisis with husband Dean McDermott.

On the next episode of True Tori, we find out the TRUTH!

Or at least the storyline they orchestrated for this week:

Either these two are surprisingly good actors (not something we are convinced of after watching so many years of 90210) or this is a really dysfunctional setup.

We’ve already learned that Dean wanted to off himself at one point, then seen him be physically pained in therapy sessions when he talks about cheating on Tori.

Maybe they shouldn’t have agreed to do this reality show. Just an idea. Even if Tori never misses a chance to turn a good crisis into a nice payday. #priorities

Clearly, the couple is treading on seriously thin ice emotionally and physically.

On this week’s episode, Tori confessed that she fears if he keeps working on Chopped Canada, he will revert to old ways of lying, substance abuse and banging Emily Goodhand.

If she’s even a real person. Banging someone not named Tori is the point.

Dean, meanwhile, said he wanted to end the marriage and that he wanted to be the best husband and father ever in the same night, so he’s clearly stable.

Good times on True Tori: The Train Wreck You Can’t Look Away From.

Tori and Dean Are Broke!


Tori and Dean are so broke, he can’t even afford a vasectomy supposedly. Guess that’s why they keep having kids.

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The Bachelorette Recap: Kasey Gets Kreepy



What might have been a tame episode of The Bachelorette soon became surprisingly memorable as Kasey made a complete fool of himself – many times over.

He certainly didn’t take any of the conventional routes – drunkenness, jackassery, climbing mountains Rated R style – either. No, Kasey was a unique kalamity.

How did Ali Fedotowsky respond to his increasingly odd overtures? Who received roses at the end of the night and which two guys’ dreams were krushed forever?

THG breaks down all the action below in its plus-minus index …

Chris Harrison informs the guys they are headed around the world, starting in New York City. The Bachelorette’s budget must really be increasing lately. Plus 4.

Ali Fedotowsky gets an InStyle makeover. Minus only 1, because while complete cross-promotional filler, this did provide us gorgeous shots of Ali Fedotowsky.

Kasey gets a one-on-one date and talks to the cameras about how Ali is a beautiful butterfly, “ready and open for love.” It only gets weirder from there. Minus 2.

Kasey Kiss

KRAZY TRAIN: Kasey puts the unintentionally hilarious moves on Ali.

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Lindsay Lohan: The Next Celebrity Apprentice?



Might Lindsay Lohan be the next Celebrity Apprentice?

Celebrity Rehab might be a better fit, but Donald Trump is supposedly angling for the train wreck to star on the former, which is somehow still on the air.

“Donald approached Lindsay about being on Celebrity Apprentice, so we’ll see where it goes,” Lohan’s mom Dina said. “I think it’s a great idea for her.”

“But Lindsay has two movies coming up [Machete and Inferno], so I actually don’t know if Lindsay has the time. It may conflict with her schedule.”

Know what else could conflict with it? Legal problems.

Because of her court-ordered alcohol-monitoring bracelet on her ankle, “She can’t leave L.A., the judge won’t even let Lindsay go to Texas,” Dina laments.

Out on BailDonald, The

YOU’RE HIGHER: Hopefully The Donald doesn’t conduct random drug tests.

Lindsay Lohan would be biggest mess in the history of the reality show, although she’d also be a ratings draw – since people hate her so much, supposedly.

As such, Dina insists that Lindsay is slated to discuss the possibility of appearing on Celebrity Apprentice with Trump this week if schedules and legalities permit.

Dina adds that the business mogul approached Lindsay because of his relationship with the Lohans (something most businesspeople would never openly admit to).

“He’s a very good friend of the family and he’s had our back for years,” the troubled actress’ mom says. “He’s a great dad, and he would do anything to help us.”

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Lindsay Lohan: Free to Enjoy $10,000 Drinks!



Despite the SCRAM device that currently adorns her ankle, Lindsay Lohan is actually able to drink and stay out of jail all she wants … just at a steep price.

Think five figures per cocktail.

The bail bondsman who saved her ass Tuesday, David Perez, told TMZ in an interview that Lohan didn’t really forfeit her $100,000 bail as we first reported.

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The City Recap: Failure with a Capital 'F'



The City can be great sometimes.

Watching Olivia Palermo and her career implosion week after week is infuriating in a sense, as she shouldn’t even have the job, but the train wreck sure is entertaining.

Such was the case last night. As for Whitney Port, Anne Slowey knocked her down a peg at Elle, continuing a troubling trend of peeps saying her clothing line stinks.

Therein lies an interesting conundrum as the line between reality and reality TV gets blurry: Is she a TV star venturing into fashion, or a fashion star on TV?

Here’s THG’s +/- recap of last night’s The City, “Fashion with a Capital ‘F'” …

Classic Whitney

CLASSIC WHITNEY: Deep contemplation meets disappointment.

Erin gives Olivia a heads up that a big Guess event is coming up, but Big O dismisses her, saying she’ll speak to Joe and try to “fit it into her schedule.” Of what? Plus 9.

When Erin mentions that Elle wants to invite Whitney, Olivia can’t hide her disgust. Then again, her face just looks like that pretty much 24/7. She’s that girl. Minus 3.

Kelly decides that Roxy needs to step away from the Whitney Eve line and do her own so thing. A good call on Kelly’s part … especially if you’re Whitney Eve. Plus 7.

Olivia decides not to wear any of Guess clothing, even after she and Erin picked out their clothes specifically. What a b!tch, but she’s hilariously annoying, so … Wash.

Lingering question: Why are Erin and Olivia always in situations where they work together closely and feud aggressively? Did Elle fire everyone but them? Minus 9.

Roxy again sparks Kelly’s wrath when she brings up Whit’s collection in front of designer Henry Holland. Minus only 3, because it seems pretty minor, but bad form!

O. Palermo

WALKING DISASTER: Somehow, Olivia Palermo still has a job.

We had high hopes for Whitney Port’s private meeting with Joe Zee, but it didn’t pan out, as Anne Slowey basically says we’ve seen it all before. Rough, but honest. Plus 8.

Plus 3 more for Joe’s patronizing “Trooper” to describe Whit. Put. In. Her. Place.

It’s sad watching Whitney crumble in front of bigwigs. Kelly hates whiners, why does she put up with Whitney? Minus 5, ’cause Kell should crack that whip some more.

Joe chastises Olivia for her conduct at Guess event, but she dismisses him completely, cementing his status as a spineless figurehead with no authority over MTV. Minus 8.

Erin takes a fashion journalist, Louise, out to lunch, in the hopes that she’ll replace Olivia. Ooh, the backstabbing plot thickens! Couldn’t be any worse, right? Plus 10.

TOTAL: +9. SEASON: -64. Whitney needs to grow a pair and make better clothes, but as long as Olivia Palermo is her co-star the show, she’ll look OK by comparison.

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Lindsay Lohan, Ankle Monitor Go Bar Hopping



Just because she has a SCRAM bracelet strapped to her ankle doesn’t mean Lindsay Lohan intends to scram from bars. Hey, clubbing isn’t a probation violation!

In what appears to be the worst decision ever, the train wreck threw herself back into the thick of temptation last night, bar hopping through Hollywood until 2.

Lindsay Lohan was not seen with an alcoholic beverage, and it appears the SCRAM did not go off … unless she found a clever way to defeat the ankle bracelet.

She’s tampered with them in the past … because she’s had to wear an ankle monitor in the past, natch. Linds’ night of non-partying kicked off at Bar Marmont.

SCRAM Lover

Blondes totally have more fun … ankle monitors and all!

Then she rolled over to Las Palmas, where she partied ’til the bar closed. It’s like she’s rubbing it in the face of celebrity gossip cameras dying to watch her eff up.

Remember, the judge has barred Lohan from any alcohol intake between now and July 6. If she violates the judge’s orders, her $100,000 bail may be revoked ASAP.

Is she flirting with disaster by hitting the party scene? Or proving she can still have a good time without booze? Or just faded on Ambien without anyone knowing?

Who will win this epic battle?

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Judge to Lindsay Lohan: SCRAM, Baby!



Looks like Lindsay Lohan is going back to her ankle monitor roots!

The train wreck had good reason to be scared of court today, as she was ordered to refrain from drinking or drugs, no excuses. If she drinks or does drugs? Jail time.

Judge Marsha Revel laid down the law in Beverly Hills court, instructing Lindsay that to remain free on bail, she can’t drink alcohol and must wear a SCRAM device.

In addition to the SCRAM (Secure Continuous Remote Alcohol Monitoring) bracelet, she must submit to random drug testa and attend all alcohol education classes.

She has to actually show up once a week this time, too.

Metal Detector ChicBikini + Ankle Monitor = Hot!

Lindsay Lohan is ordered through a metal detector at the courthouse. Hopefully she left her crack pipe in the car. Hopefully she parties on the SCRAM like in ’07, too.

Lohan’s lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, began to object to the conditions, but the judge said she would state out loud all the reasons why they were appropriate.

Holley then backed off and accepted the conditions.

The judge also indicated that Lindsay must stay in the L.A. area – which could threaten her new porn star role in a movie in Texas. Basically, Revel said tough luck.

Again, these are conditions imposed by the judge that must be met in order for Lindsay to remain free on bail after skipping her probation hearing last Thursday.

That hearing, to establish whether she violated the terms of her probation and if she will face consequences, has been rescheduled for July 6. Can she stay clean?!

We give it a few hours until she tries to hacksaw that piece off at least. Girl wakes up with cravings and has to satisfy them, hard and fast. This is gonna be rough.

Click to enlarge more Lindsay Lohan pictures from court:

Train Wreck in CourtLohan on the MoveKeeping the Train Wreck SafeSCRAMedWreckaliciousness

[Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

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Lindsay Lohan Points Fingers, Denies Responsibility



Surprise, surprise: Lindsay Lohan is blaming everyone but herself for the current legal predicament she’s in. The question is whether she’ll pay a price for it.

Lindsay will be a no-show in court this morning because, she claims, her passport was stolen, making it impossible for her to fly from Cannes, France, to L.A.

She’s due there for a probation progress report hearing in her DUI case – which has been scheduled for a long time – and which could land her behind bars.

Sources say Linds blames everyone, even her alcohol ed instructor, who she says made it “uncomfortable” for her to attend the required number of classes.

Her explanation there? The instructor was “texting that she wanted to hang out with her.” As for why she’s stuck in France? There’s a list of peeps to blame.

Lindsay Lohan herself? Not on that list!

Lindsay Mob Scene

Lindsay Lohan: Stuck in Cannes, and in denial.

Latest intel suggests Lohan’s likely return date is Friday, at which point she’ll not only have missed today’s court date, but will still be three classes short of compliance.

The best she can hope for is a judge who thinks late is better than never and doesn’t put a warrant out. She may give Lindsa chance to surrender herself next week.

As for whether she violated the terms of her probation, if the D.A.’s office thinks she needs to do time and the judge agrees, there may be little wiggle room there.

It was possible the judge could have blamed Lindsay’s lapses on miscommunication between the court and the alcohol ed program, but blowing off a court date?

That could make it hard for the court to take pity on the train wreck.

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Indrani: Lindsay Lohan's New Cougar Lover?



Is Lindsay Lohan dating again? Dating an older woman, no less?

That’s the rumor – and the rumored girl-on-girl temptress is stunning photographer and reality-show star Indrani, half of the famed Markus Klinko and Indrani duo.

Lohan, who previously dated Samantha Ronson, has been secretly seeing Indrani since the women worked together on a photo shoot last fall, the N.Y. Post reports.

Sources say the train wreck and Indrani, a.k.a. Julia I. Pal-Chaudhuri, have been on a series of dates in L.A. and recently spent the night at Lindsay Lohan’s hotel.

Indrani told The Post, “We have been spending a lot of time together.”

“I have never had a relationship with a woman before, but Lindsay is just somebody who I find fascinating, gorgeous and extremely smart, as well as super-hot.”

Wow. So much for Lindsay’s Sam-or-bust lesbian policy

Lindsay Lohan and Indrani

Are Lindsay Lohan and Indrani dating?

“Lindsay gets a lot of bad press,” Indrani continued, “But she’s a really strong, creative woman and is trying really hard to get her life in a good, positive place.”

Indrani’s partner Klinko confirmed the relationship, and says they’re good for each other: “Lindsay and Indrani have been seeing each other since we shot her.”

“I’ve seen them on dates, I have seen them making out … Indrani is a good influence on Lindsay. She is the total opposite of a party girl – a Princeton graduate.”

“She’s into art, is a philanthropist – not a typical girl for Lindsay Lohan to go out with. When they are together, they talk about art and the deeper meaning in life.”

Sounds like a match made in heaven, right? Not so fast, says Lindsay, who’s currently in Cannes (and may be kept there by a volcano spewing ash from Iceland).

Lindsay emphatically denied a relationship to Us, saying “No, no, no. In NO way am I dating her.” However, Fox411.com reports a “racy” encounter just days ago.

Abe Gurko of IMeanWhat.com, who was at their shoot, said “The mood was amazing … Lindsay and Indrani were cozy at the end of the shoot and snuggling up.”

“There’s definitely a sensual attraction.”

Sooo … yeah. Stay tuned!

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