Farrah Abraham: Sandra Bullock Should Play Fallon Opal in Celebrity Sex Tape Movies!

Farrah Abraham is out of her mind.

As she promotes her erotic book trilogy Celebrity Sex Tape and spews utter nonsense regarding that literary gem each and every day, there’s never a dull moment.

Her latest noteworthy comment?

Asked who she would tap to play her novels’ semi-autobiographical protagonist, Fallon Opal, the Backdoor Teen Mom star aimed high: Sandra Bullock!

  • Farrah Abraham: Celeburty!
  • Sandra Pic

Yes, when she’s not talking about how her daughter Sophia will make her own sex tape one day, or calling Selena Gomez a slut, she’s fantasy casting her movie.

The 23-year-old single mother of Sophia, 5, says that while “fans have been asking her to star” in a movie version of her new book, that does not interest her.

“I think I’ve done, myself, enough TV, and me, obviously I would never be in a video or a movie of my book because that would be crazy,” she tells Us.

“I mean, I guess I could – didn’t the Wolf On Wall Street guy kind of do it?”

“Even though, it was such a different story and it was kind of absurd when like the plane goes down in the ocean, and I was like what?”

Okay, moving on … as for who she could see appearing as Fallon?

“I want to have like other awesome actresses and actors Jessica Alba. Or like, Sandra Bullock is like really good, too. When you’re an actress you can play any age!”

Mom of the Year

[On daughter Sophia] I have my own life and [I’m] doing [my] own thing. She has her own life and she does her own thing.

[On daughter Sophia] I have my own life and [I’m] doing [my] own thing. She has her own life and she does her own thing.

Somewhere, an eager Sandy is already on hold with her agent.

Pipe dreams aside, she’s got a lot of things on her plate these days, though Farrah Abraham says she has no future plans to put out another sex tape.

At least not before marriage to some eternally lucky man.

“I think the healthiest way for me to continue being Farrah and who I am is to continue writing erotic novels,” she says, noting with her trademark modesty:

“Being so sexy, I think that’s for when I get married. If I ever do another sex tape, I’m probably going to do it with my husband, and you can just celebrate marriage with me.”

In the meantime, she’s still considering other film roles: “I will be acting in two movies, and I’m kind of staying closer to roles that are Christian-based.”

Because nothing spells Christian like Farrah Abraham.

Farrah 2: Backdoor and More Pic

Farrah Abraham in a still photo from Backdoor and More. As you can tell we’ve cropped it for obvious reasons.

Read the original:
Farrah Abraham: Sandra Bullock Should Play Fallon Opal in Celebrity Sex Tape Movies!


JWoww Pregnancy Scare: Ultrasound Reveals Cyst On Baby’s Brain

Jenni “JWoww” Farley may have won our hearts with her bar-brawling bad behavior, but much like her bestie and Jersey Shore co-star Snooki, she’s grown up and settled down since announcing her pregnancy in December. 

JWoww Red Carpet Image

Watching JWoww’s admirable maturation over the past few months makes news of a possible complication with her pregnancy that much sadder.

Jenni reported on her blog recently that a routine ultrasound turned into a moment of pure terror when her doctor informed her that he identified what may be a cyst on the fetus’ brain.

“At this point I honestly can’t tell you what he’s saying because I go numb and tears are just flowing,” Jenni wrote of the incident.

A scary diagnosis, to be sure, but using her trademark tenacity, Jenni secured an appointment with a specialist who delivered some good news:

Jenni writes that the new doc informed her: “It’s called choroid plexus cyst and over time the cyst should go away.” She added, “Honestly I was happy but still my heart felt heavy. And even though I know I did nothing to cause it, I felt guilty and so helpless.”

Well, apparently Jenni has developed a skill for suspenseful storytelling during her months of sobriety because she ends the blog post by revealing that this all happened several weeks ago:

“Fast forward to this check-up which brings me to 25 weeks aka 6 months,” JWoww writes. “My daughter’s cyst went away!”

So congrats to Jenni and the now-healthy guidette she’s growing in her belly. We haven’t been this happy for her since she called Chris Christie retarded.

But in the future, don’t mess with our emotions like that, J-Wizzle. 

See the original post:
JWoww Pregnancy Scare: Ultrasound Reveals Cyst On Baby’s Brain


Jenelle Evans and Kieffer Delp: Hitting it Again!

Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans just can’t seem to stay out of trouble … or the arms of Kieffer Delp. As her mom Babwha would say … Dammit Kieffah!!!!!!

Ever since Jenelle broke up with Gary Head, it’s been a non-stop bone-a-thon for the train wreck and her former boyfriend, according to Radar sources.

“She has spent the past few days with Kieffer shut up in her apartment having sex,” a source dished, noting that it could mean trouble for the hot mess.

Kieffer Delp and Jenelle Evans

“She’s only got days left of her probation and now she’s could end up back in jail because she’s not meant to be with him as he has a criminal record.”

Delp got out of prison last month, and he’s already causing more headaches for Jenelle Evans, as their recent dalliance resulted in a visit from the police.

“The cops chased Kieffer away from Jenelle’s home,” a source said, with no word on whether he was wearing his trademark ratty green hoodie at the time.

It’s unclear what brought police to her house this time around, though epic fights between the on-off couple have become par for the course on Teen Mom 2.

“Nothing happened to Jenelle in terms of criminal charges, at this time, but to say the police are sick of her and her drama would be an understatement.”

Evans, 20, hasn’t let probation and court orders stop her hard partying. Since she can’t smoke pot because of random drug tests, she’s been dropping acid.

“She does it a lot … she fell in love with it,” Tori Rhyne, a close pal of the Oak Island, N.C. native (or at least she used to be), told Star earlier this month.

Between that and Kieffer’s reemergence in her life, her alleged quest to regain custody of son Jace – or a stable existence overall – may be short-lived.

See original here:
Jenelle Evans and Kieffer Delp: Hitting it Again!


Macaulay Culkin Photos: Home Alone Too Long?!

They say the camera adds 10 pounds, but there are exceptions to every rule.

A skinny, scruffy Macaulay Culkin resurfaced in N.Y. City yesterday and photos of him first posted on Entertainment Tonight have generated a lot of buzz online.

A rep for the former child star slams speculation that the star is struggling in any way, despite his dramatically thinner appearance. Check it out below:

The rep said: “Macaulay Culkin is in perfectly good health. For ET or any other media to speculate otherwise is thoughtless, irresponsible and destructive.”

Explains a source of the shocking Macaulay Culkin photos: “He is just so thin naturally, so when he loses one pound it just looks like more.”

A second insider cautions that Culkin has had “emotional issues” for years.

Culkin and Friend with Benefits actress Mila Kunis called off their low-key, eight-year relationship in late 2010. He has not personally addressed the photos.

View post:
Macaulay Culkin Photos: Home Alone Too Long?!


Did Bret Michaels earn Celebrity Apprentice crown?

Bret Michaels[HMG] – And so after weeks of hype, suspense and predictable drama, Bret Michaels has won Celebrity Apprentice. But even with the ‘cliff-hanger’ episode still on most people’s TiVo’s the postmortem has already begun – Did the right person win?

Somehow the man with the Shredded Wheat hair managed to fill the Skirball Center in Greenwich Village with people still in possession of a detectable pulse, who then witnessed an unending display of scripted backstabbing and manipulation.

So who would win? The endlessly abrasive Holly Robinson Peete, or Bret Michaels? Autism or Diabetes.  And would anyone care? Stay tuned [and awake] and find out, we were urged.

Dressed in an ‘Ed Hardy’ castoff he clearly got from Jon Gosselin, Bret got all stressed about his commercial’s shooting requirements. But it got done in time so there was really no drama…Again.

Meanwhile, one of Ms Peete’s team wanted to go see her BFF who’s getting married. So Holly was not happy at all.

Then came the return of the hairstyle – Blagojevich was back. So was Sinbad, Cyndi Lauper and the other talentless flotsam.

Bret’s commercial was slick and offbeat, while Holly’s was far more traditional. Hers got polite applause from the barely alive audience, but Bret’s got hollers of support and approval. So he won that round.

Then we reach the climactic scene. Holly’s ‘Reynold’s Wrap’ outfit was well received by everyone – Especially Bret, who sent the crowd into fits when he appeared.

…I bet that soothed Holly’s ego.

Finally the big D made the decision, Bret got the title and the job, while Holly got to act all supportive…And did it badly.

“Bret, you’re hired,” says the Don, instantly unleashing a standing ovation, followed by a positive orgy of confetti, high-fives and fake tears.

“It was such a great feeling,” said Bret, still wearing his trademark ‘Mandana.’ “This is very emotional.”

So Bret raised $250,000 for the American Diabetes Association, while Holly got $250,000 for her charity, which combats childhood autism. And the dudes at Snapple, who got an undiluted 52-minute, prime-time commercial on network TV for just $250,000 ‘generously’ donated another $500k – just to look cool.

But did the right person win? This question could perplex modern humanity for longer than the ‘Tastes Great / Less Filling’ debate…but let’s hear your reviews?…


See the original post:
Did Bret Michaels earn Celebrity Apprentice crown?