Tori Spelling brags about sleeping with Dean McDermott the day they met

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Tori Spelling had another medical emergency a few days ago. She was hospitalized at Cedars Sinai for pneumonia-like symptoms. The Mail said doctors suspected Enterovirus. TMZ went further and added that Tori was under an Ebola-like quarantine. I didn’t cover the story because I was afraid of saying something not-so-nice. Tori may actually be very ill, but you can bet she let the tv cameras film the whole ordeal.

The new season of True Tori rages forth. We last spoke of Tori having lunch with Dean McDermott’s ex, Mary Jo Eustace. The encounter only made Tori look like a flailing floozy compared to the composed, civilized Mary Jo. I wondered why Mary Jo would appear on the show. Radar reveals that she was paid $10,000 for her trouble. That’s funny. Tori’s only making $50,000 for the whole season, and Dean’s making nothing.

The latest promo for the show features Tori bragging about how she and Dean slept together the first night they met (on the set of a Lifetime movie). Tori previously said she instantly wanted to marry Dean: “Like a million blocks of hearts first fell on me.” The main problem is that Dean was married and adopting a child with Mary Jo. Tori was married too, but whatever. She describes their initial lovemaking as the best thing ever. They weren’t just hitting it. They were in looove.

In this video, Tori says “It wasn’t like, ‘oh, just get your rocks off, have sex with someone just to have sex,’ you know? It was a conscious decision, like, fell head over heels for you.” Sure it was. Here’s Tori’s latest heartfelt speech:

She’s so full of it. Tori thinks Dean cheated on her because it’s “karma.” No. Dean cheated because Dean is a cheater. Tori is also a cheater. That’s the only truth of this whole dumb show. I don’t even know if Dean really cheated on Tori, but Tori filmed herself looking at a photo of Emily Goodhand. Tori was upset because she didn’t think Emily was attractive. Then Tori whined about finances before bragging about the 16-day sexfest she and Dean enjoyed this summer. I bet they filmed that too. God, this is so gross.

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Justin Bieber, Hockey God: Pop Star Scores SICK Goal! Watch and Be Amazed!

Sure, Justin Bieber may be a capital-D Douche Bag, but apparently, the dude is a beast on skates.

Naturally, Bieber’s naked selfie on Shots has gotten more attention today, but a seriously impressive goal that he scored during a rec league hockey game is also fully deserving of your attention:

“My dangles were unreal did u see that shot…#dontf–kwiththecanadian” Bieber wrote on Instagram beneath a clip of him juking defenders out of there skates.

Obviously, homey does a lot of bragging, but in this case, it’s warranted. If this whole “being the world’s biggest pop star” thing doesn’t work out, he may have a future in the NHL.

The Biebs has been showing off his athletic skills all over social media recently. Earlier this week, Bieber sparred with Floyd Mayweather (shirtless, of course), and he lived to tell the tale, which is an impressive feat in its own right.

So if you’ve been wondering how Bieber gets to bang Barbara Palvin and a slew of other models, now you may have your answer.

Just get rich, famous, and good at sports and you too will have your pick of Victoria’s Secret Angels. And apparently, it won’t even matter if you’re a giant douche. 

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Mere weeks after ending her marriage to Marko Jaric, Adriana Lima allegedly went home from a party in Cannes with The Biebs. We’re guessing he hit a home run with her!

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Daniele Watts, Boyfriend Charged With Lewd Conduct Over Car Sex Scandal

Actress Daniele Watts and her boyfriend have both been charged with lewd conduct over their recent parking lot car sex scandal, according to a new report.

The Django Unchained star was infamously arrested for having sex in her car outside CBS Studios last month, at which point she played the race card.

Watts said she was handcuffed and embarrassed simply for “showing affection” while “fully clothed’ and in a “public place” with Brian James Lucas.

Witnesses at the Directors Guild office who witnessed the hookup told a different story, telling officers that Watts and Lucas were having sex alright.

In the passenger seat, with her straddling him and the door wide open, holding the open sunroof for control. After which Lucas cleaned up with a tissue.

Yeah. Lovely.

In audio from the incident, LAPD Sgt. Jim Parker tells Lucas why he was called to the scene, only to have Watts jump in and bring up her race.

And the fact that she has a publicist. As the confrontation escalates, Watts says she serves “freedom and love,” while the authorities “serve detainment.”

She later yells: “I hope when you’re f–king your spouses you really feel alive.” Watts walked away in a fury, so they cuffed her and brought her back.

Prosecutors listened to the LAPD audio, and examined various testimonies and pictures of Watts straddling her boyfriend with her breasts exposed.

After weighing the Daniele Watts sex photos and all over evidence, both parties were charged with lewd conduct and face up to six months in jail if convicted.

Stay tuned.

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Joan Rivers Ordered "Burn Book" Diaries to be Published After Her Death; Tell-All Reportedly Contains Shocking Revelations!

Now that Joan Rivers’ cause of death has been determined, the world can stop focusing on the events of her final days and get back to the lifetime of work that made her a household name for generations.

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R.I.P. Joan Rivers (1933-2014). She will never be forgotten.

Joan was frequently brilliant, but just as often scathing, brutal, and relentless in her assessments of other celebs.

From claiming Kristen Stewart slept her way to fame to accusing Miley Cyrus of incest, Joan never seemed to hold anything back, but now sources close to the legendary comic are claiming that she saved her best (and the worst) for last.

“Joan requested that after she is gone, her personal diaries be turned into a book,” a source tells Radar Online. “The problem is, they are having a hard time shopping it around because of how over-the-top defamatory it is.”

“Joan bashes celebrities and politicians in first-hand accounts throughout her life. Among her biggest revelations is that President Obama is gay, which is something she joked about while she was alive.”

Wow…Well, if that’s the sort of thing her people are offering as a preview, we can only imagine the kind of revelations that are found throughout the rest of the book.

Naturally, whoever publishes the book is certain to face a barrage of lawsuits, which is probably exactly why Joan requested that it not be published until after she was dead. 

She may have come off as entirely unfiltered, but Rivers also knew how to avoid unnecessary trouble.

The book seems certain to be published at some point, at which time, Joan will be defended by a bunch of lawyers she’s probably never met and she’ll anger a slew of celebs who have no one left to rail at. Surely, that’s a last laugh the legendary comic has had in mind for years.

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Joan was a frequent guest and fill-in host on Johnny Carson’s Tonight Show. She and Carson never spoke again after she launched a rival late night show.

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Toys R Us Under Fire for Breaking Bad Action Figure: Read Bryan Cranston’s Epic Response!

Heisenberg 1, Florida Woman 0.

Late last week, Susan Schrivjer of Fort Myers started a Change.org petition to get Toys ‘R’ Us to remove Breaking Bad action figures from its shelves.

The items – which featured  Walter White and Jesse Pinkman in Hazmat suits, along with tiny guns, sacks of cash and a bag of meth – are on sale now for $13.99.

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But it isn’t the price with which Schrivjer takes issue.

“Toys R Us is well known around the world for their vast selection of toys for children of all ages,” the documents reads. “However, their decision to sell a Breaking Bad doll, complete with a detachable sack of cash and a bag of meth, alongside children’s toys is a dangerous deviation from their family friendly values.”

To date, the petition has over 3,600 signatures.

“While the show may be compelling viewing for adults, its violent content and celebration of the drug trade make this collection unsuitable to be sold alongside Barbie dolls and Disney characters,” Schrivjer adds.

How does Cranston, a four-time Emmy Award winner for his role on this AMC smash, feel about the flap? This is what he Tweeted in response:

“Florida mom petitions against Toys ‘R Us over Breaking Bad action figures.’ I’m so mad, I’m burning my Florida Mom action figure in protest.”

HA! We love it.

Toys ‘R’ Us, meanwhile, issued its own statement in regard to the petition, addressing Schrivjer and writing:

“The products you reference are carried in very limited quantities and the product packaging clearly notes that the items are intended for ages 15 and up. Items from this TV series are located in the adult action figure area of our stores.”

That should pretty much put an end to this controversy, shouldn’t it?

Unless some toddler is gonna watch Breaking Bad online, why would he or she even want to own a Walter White doll? Seems easy enough in this case for parents to simply not purchase the item for their kids.

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Taylor Swift: It’s ‘sexist’ to make fun of me for writing blind-item songs

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Taylor Swift is sort of a genius about how she promotes her albums. She’s able to change it up over the years, and she still manages to keep it fresh. I also applaud her for consistently hustling – she believes in doing the interviews, she believes in making the TV appearances and shilling and asking people to care about her music. I like that about her. Taylor just previewed the third song off of her new 1989 album. This song is called “Welcome to New York” and obvious song is obvious. I mean, it’s not bad or anything (it’s no “Hot Child in the City” but whatever), but it’s so obviously about Taylor moving to New York and setting herself up as a nouveau Carrie Bradshaw, only with more music and less sex. Here you go:

Taylor also did a surprisingly good interview with Australia’s 2DayFM. She talks about songwriting and writing about ex-boyfriends and whether it’s “sexist” that she gets made fun of while Ed Sheeran is also writing about his ex-girlfriends. Taylor is very… I don’t know. She’s grown up a lot in the past few years. She’s more confident, but it’s more than that – she’s actively participating in making her image more mature. Like, she’s not doing the innocent-little-girl routine anymore. Thank God. Here’s Taylor talking about sexism in how the media treats her blind-item:

“My first album came out when I was 16, so I would write about my life as I saw it, as I felt it, and then what happens is as you get more successful, which you’re lucky if that happens, you have more and more people paying attention to what you’re doing and you’ve been doing it the same way your entire career as a songwriter, but all of a sudden the perspective has changed. They use kind of you writing songs about your life as a way to play detective and for me I have a really strict personal policy that I never name names, so anybody saying that a song is about a specific person is purely speculating…You’re going to have people who are gonna say, ‘Oh you know, like she just writes songs about her ex-boyfriends,’ and I think, frankly, that’s just a very sexist angle to take. No one says that about Ed Sheeran. No one says it about Bruno Mars. They’re all writing about their exes, their current girlfriends, their love life and no one raises a red flag there.”

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To be fair, when Ed Sheeran followed Swifty’s lead and wrote a blind-item song called “Don’t,” it was as big a deal as Swifty’s blind-item songs. And from what I’ve heard of Bruno Mars’ songs, he doesn’t really frame them like blind items. Same with Sam Smith, who goes so far as to make his songs gender neutral so all people can relate to them, gay or straight. Plus, Swifty not only writes songs about specific exes, she also writes songs about girls she hates. So, is it sexist to talk about Swifty’s songs? Eh. Here’s the video of the interview… despite the fact that I’m rolling my eyes at Swifty’s “sexist” argument, I like her whole vibe here. Our Swifty is growing up, you guys.

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Tori Spelling: Hospitalized, Quarantined Due to Mysterious Illness

Tori Spelling was rushed to an LA hospital over the weekend after displaying a wide array of worrisome symptoms.

Sources say Spelling was coughing uncontrollably and having difficulty breathing. She was reportedly running a high fever which caused hospital staff to quarantine the reality star.

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As troubling as all that sounds, there are two important facts that make Tori’s make condition somewhat less dire:

1. Despite rumors to the contrary Tori is not pregnant, and 2. Tori does not have Ebola, which is something that her publicist actually felt the need to mention. 

Obviously, Tori is very sick, but insiders say it’s most likely a bad case of the flu. She’s expected to make a full recovery within the next week, and she was quarantined merely out of an “abundance of caution.”

Most likely, Tori will be released from the hospital later today, and she’ll probably have to respond to accusations that she made the whole thing up to drum up ratings for her reality show.

After all, there’s evidence to suggest Tori faked Dean McDermott’s affair with Emily Goodhand just to make her life more compelling to television audiences.

Also, back in April, Tori was accused of faking a hospital stay for the sake of her Lifetime series. Even so, we’re gonna give her the benefit of the doubt and assume that this time around she’s legitimately ill. 

In any event, we sincerely hope she’s not pretending, because faking a viral infection at a time when millions of Americans are terrified of an epidemic would be a new low that we never thought Tori capable of.

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Tori and Dean share a touching moment. So much to say about these two.

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One Tree Hill Reunion: IT HAPPENED!!!

Can someone please cue up “I Don’t Want to Be?”

On Saturday in Paris, leading cast members from One Tree Hill came together for the second edition of “From Wilmington to Paris,” a convention held at the Hyatt Regency Etoile that helps prove the ever-lasting popularity of the former CW drama.

In one photo posted to Instagram (and captioned “basically the best”) Sophia Bush strikes an adorable post with Hilarie Burton and Bethany Joy Lenz

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In another, Bush cozies up to Paul Johansson (who played Dan Scott) and James Lafferty (who played Nathan Scott) and quipped:

“My two favorite Scotts.”

Sophia Bush and Her Scotts

Tragically, the actor many most closely associate with One Tree Hill was unable to make the event.

“Sorry I can’t make it 2 Paris, Milan & London guys,” Chad Michael Murray Tweeted on October 14. “Heavy into shooting @AgentCarterTV. I’ll try 2 make out sometime soon! Have a great time.”

Fortunately, you can relive the best One Tree Hill quotes via our friends at TV Fanatic and you can also watch One Tree Hill online there in order to relive the best episodes.

This is the latest once-popular show to make fans go gaga online for coming back together for a reunion:

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Mackenzie Rosman wasn’t available for this Seventh Heaven reunion because she was too busy posing in lingerie and trying to shed her child star image.

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War Machine Suicide Note Blames Christy Mack Infidelity, Betrayal

War Machine’s suicide note, discovered after the MMA fighter tried to take his own life last week, appears to lay the blame at the feet of his ex Christy Mack.

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The former Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver, War Machine attempted suicide inside a Las Vegas jail cell last week, but a corrections officer foiled his plan.

In a letter to a friend sent the day before his suicide bid, the shockingly delusional Koppenhaver talks about how he and Mack broke up and got back together.

“Something seemed different about you,” he recalls saying of his porn star ex, with no mention of the fact that he beat Christy Mack within an inch of her life.

He tries to justify the beating, saying he was stunned to discover her infidelity and betrayal. He writes of how crushed he felt after this alleged revelation:

“Finding what I found that night was devastating, more than you will ever know … not just the unfaithfulness, but the way u cared for him and protected him.”

War Machine says in the note that if he had it to do over again, he’d let Christy’s new boyfriend Corey Thomas beat him up (he pounded him senseless too).

He believes that she would have stopped him and kicked him out instead.

Whatever, man. He then ends his note on an incredibly self-pitying one:

“I still don’t understand how I got into this mess. I don’t know why this had to happen. My life was going so well … I forgive you, please forgive me.”

Oh yes, he forgives her. A pretty audacious claim, considering that War Machine faces 32 charges, including attempted murder, for what he did to her …

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War Machine was arrested for a brutal assault on Christy Mack. Read the entire sickening police report here.

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Dane Cook: Jessica Simpson is Dumb! I Banged Hundreds of College Chicks!

Remember Dane Cook? He was the briefly popular bromedian who disappeared after being busted for stealing much of his act from other comics.

These days, Dane is launching a comeback (hopefully with original material), and he sat down with Andy Cohen last night to promote his upcoming standup special that we’re guessing is titled Dane Cook: Still a Douche!

Years ago, there were rumors that Dane dated Jessica Simpson, but now it looks as though they were just co-stars on the justly-forgotten 2006 film Employee of the Month.

These days, of course, Jessica is married with two kids and a thriving fashion empire. But that doesn’t mean she’s above being burned by a prematurely washed-up hack she worked with eight years ago!

Asked by Cohen about “the dumbest thing Jessica said” on set (a leading question, in fairness), Dane responded, “She said one day, ‘Are we making a movie?'”

Okay, that’s a pretty dumb thing to say, but we have no idea of the context, and is Dane really in a position to be burning bridges?

Cohen then asked Cook how many college groupies he’s slept with, and Cook replied, “I’d say a few hundred.” Stay classy, Dane!

Of course, none of this is bad as the time Cook joked about the Colorado theater shooting. Or the time he joked about nude photos of an underage Vanessa Hudgens. Or even the time Joe Rogan caught him stealing the jokes that made his career from lesser known comics.

Sigh…Do we really have to endure an attempted Dane Cook comeback? Sure he’s unintentionally funny, but who wants to pay to see that?

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Okay yeah. That’s one insane shot of Jessica Simpson’s boobs.

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