Dane Cook: Jessica Simpson is Dumb! I Banged Hundreds of College Chicks!

Remember Dane Cook? He was the briefly popular bromedian who disappeared after being busted for stealing much of his act from other comics.

These days, Dane is launching a comeback (hopefully with original material), and he sat down with Andy Cohen last night to promote his upcoming standup special that we’re guessing is titled Dane Cook: Still a Douche!

Years ago, there were rumors that Dane dated Jessica Simpson, but now it looks as though they were just co-stars on the justly-forgotten 2006 film Employee of the Month.

These days, of course, Jessica is married with two kids and a thriving fashion empire. But that doesn’t mean she’s above being burned by a prematurely washed-up hack she worked with eight years ago!

Asked by Cohen about “the dumbest thing Jessica said” on set (a leading question, in fairness), Dane responded, “She said one day, ‘Are we making a movie?'”

Okay, that’s a pretty dumb thing to say, but we have no idea of the context, and is Dane really in a position to be burning bridges?

Cohen then asked Cook how many college groupies he’s slept with, and Cook replied, “I’d say a few hundred.” Stay classy, Dane!

Of course, none of this is bad as the time Cook joked about the Colorado theater shooting. Or the time he joked about nude photos of an underage Vanessa Hudgens. Or even the time Joe Rogan caught him stealing the jokes that made his career from lesser known comics.

Sigh…Do we really have to endure an attempted Dane Cook comeback? Sure he’s unintentionally funny, but who wants to pay to see that?

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Selena Gomez Refuses To Let Her “Grown-Up Haters Win”

Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2015 - Louis Vuitton ShowIt sounds like Selena Gomez has had ENOUGH. She says she’s been dealing with “grown-up” haters, but she’s not willing to let them keep her down. RELATED: Selena Gomez wins big at the 2014 Teen Choice Awards.

Selena told E! News’s Marc Malkin:

I get picked on by grown adults all the time. It’s grown-ups and I don’t get it. It just baffles me. I wish I could just sit them down and say, ‘What were you doing at 15? What were you doing at 18? What were you doing at 21?’ Because I can guarantee you it’s not half of what I’ve done.’”

That’s true. Say what you will about Selena, she’s accomplished A LOT. It amazes me what people will say when they can hide behind the anonymity of the internet. It’s a good thing to remember, though. That flame war you get into on twitter? It could very well be with a KID that you would never dream of arguing with in person. It’s something to think about.

Good for Selena for not being intimidated!

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Selena Gomez Sneaks Out Of Canada
Selena Gomez Sneaks Out Of Canada
Selena Gomez Sneaks Out Of Canada
Selena Gomez Sneaks Out Of Canada
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Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2015 - Louis Vuitton Show
Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2015 - Louis Vuitton Show
Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2015 - Louis Vuitton Show
Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2015 - Louis Vuitton Show

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Kourtney Kardashian to Kim Kardashian: Stop Being a Terrible Mom!

Given that Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant with her third child, we assume she knows a thing or two about parenting. But does that make her fit to criticize her her sister’s mother skills? Probably.

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Then again, anyone who’s seen Kim Kardashian take North West to a Fashion Week runway show is qualified to assume that she’s Kim’s the most selfless mom.

“They have opposite parenting styles,” says a source close to Kourtney and Kim. “Kourtney is very hand-on and all about doing kid things with her kids, not adult things.”

“She thinks Kim parading North around is terrible. Kourtney would never bring her kid into a paparazzi storm like Paris Fashion Week or sit front row at a fashion show with her kids.

Yeah, throwing an artsy all-black outfit on her 1-year-old and forcing her to sit through a Givenchy show in Paris was definitely a weird mom move on Kim’s part, but we’re surprised that’s the incident Kourtney can’t let go of.

After all, it’s not nearly as bad as the time Kim left North in a Paris hotel!

At the end of the day, all we have to go on with regard to Kim’s parenting ability is the side of her family life that she chooses to show to the public.

The problem is, it’s hard to give her the benefit of the doubt when the side she shows to the public is horrendous!

Forget about leaving the kid in a hotel – after all, parents make mistakes – why does North have a gold toilet and $1 million in jewelry?!

We know Kim and Kanye enjoy the finer things in life, but it’s not fair for them to assume that their daughter will be as vain and shallow as they are. 

Poor Nori’s already got two big Ks on her box score thanks to her douche-tastic parents, but it’s not too late for her to take a swing at a less ridiculous life. 

Morning, Kim and Nori!


It’s Kim Kardashian and daughter Nori! The former posted this photo online with a simple caption: Good morning.

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Taylor Swift John Cleese Insults Her Cat On ‘The Graham Norton Show’

taylor swift insulted by john cleeseIt looks like Taylor Swift had quite a time during her appearance on BBC’s ‘The Graham Norton Show.’ First Graham Norton teased her that she would turn into a “cat lady.” Then they showed a picture of one of Taylor’s cats, Olivia Benson, and comedian John Cleese asked her what was wrong with her cat. OUCH.

First he asked:

How did it have the accident?”

Then John declared:

Is that a proper cat? That’s the weirdest cat I’ve ever seen in my life.”

Graham came to her defense (how he did so is hilarious), and then cricket player Keven Pietersen got into the mix by admitting he was allergic to cats, so he wasn’t a big fan of them. Take a look at this clip. Ultimately, it looks like Taylor held her own.

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Taylor Swift “I Don’t Know If I’ll Have Kids”

Taylor Swift Dines Out At Sketch RestaurantAt 24, Taylor Swift sounds like she is focused on her career and her own personal growth. There’s nothing wrong with that! The singer opened up about where she is personally to InStyle. RELATED: Taylor Swift is living life on her own terms.

Taylor explained (via E! News, which also has some GREAT pics from Taylor’s photoshoot for the magazine):

“I don’t know if I’ll have kids. It’s impossible not to picture certain scenarios and how you would try to convince them that they have a normal life when, inevitably, there will be strange men pointing giant cameras at them from the time they are babies.”

She’s also not ready for marriage.

I’m too young to get married. Not agewise, but I know myself, so why try to meet someone right now when I know I’m too young to do something serious?”

Right now, Taylor is focused on work and her BFFs, which include other celebs, such as Lena Dunham, Lorde, Selena Gomez and Jaime King.

They are so fun and know me and like me for who I actually am. It’s really wonderful to have someone like Lena Dunham in my life. We have the same responsibility and the same pressure that’s on you when you write every single word you end up performing.
“The last couple of years have been about defining life on my own terms. Being on my own, prioritizing my girlfriends, my family and my music above everything else and trying things I never thought I’d try. It’s a really liberating and freeing time.”

Taylor said it’s going to take someone special to interest her in dating again.

It would take an astonishing human for me to even consider getting back into a relationship. It would take something really, really, really, really different—a kind of a one-in-a-million person for me to face all that. I don’t have any kid of idea who I’d want to be with, because I don’t have any pieces missing from my life right now. I’m not looking for anything to complete. I think that’s a nice place to be.”

Given the pressures of fame, I think it’s smart of Taylor to take things slowly. It’s not easy managing your personal life in the public eye: the more mature you are, the better!

Taylor Swift Dines Out At Sketch Restaurant
Taylor Swift Dines Out At Sketch Restaurant
Taylor Swift Dines Out At Sketch Restaurant
Taylor Swift Dines Out At Sketch Restaurant
Taylor Swift Dines Out At Sketch Restaurant
Taylor Swift Dines Out At Sketch Restaurant
Taylor Swift Dines Out At Sketch Restaurant
Taylor Swift Dines Out At Sketch Restaurant
Taylor Swift Dines Out At Sketch Restaurant
Taylor Swift Dines Out At Sketch Restaurant

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Taylor Swift Is Living Life On Her Own Terms

Taylor Swift Visits KISS FM StudiosSinger Taylor Swift’s new song, ‘Shake It Off,’ seems to be a life mantra for her right now. She covers People’s 40th Anniversary issue, and in her interview with the magazine, Taylor talks about how she’s figuring things out for herself personally. RELATED: Taylor Swift hasn’t dated since splitting from Harry Styles.

Professionally, you can see the change with Taylor’s decision to finally cut her ties with country music and transition into being a pop superstar. Personally, she’s focusing on herself rather than her love life.

The last couple of years have been about defining life on my own terms. Being on my own, prioritizing my girlfriends, my family and my music above everything else and trying things I never thought I’d try. It’s really been a liberating and freeing time.
“I made the decision to spend time on my own and figure out who I am. When you take the other person out of the scenario and you’re walking through life on your own, you end up figure out what you actually like without anyone else’s input.”

SO true! Taylor said she’s enjoying her “me” time.

I’m not too worried about whether I meet someone. I’m going to be happy either way.”

Taylor sounds like she’s really maturing. Good for her!

Taylor Swift Visits KISS FM Studios
Taylor Swift Visits KISS FM Studios
Taylor Swift Visits KISS FM Studios
Taylor Swift Visits KISS FM Studios
Taylor Swift Visits KISS FM Studios
Taylor Swift Visits KISS FM Studios
Taylor Swift Visits KISS FM Studios
Taylor Swift Visits KISS FM Studios
Taylor Swift Visits KISS FM Studios
Taylor Swift Visits KISS FM Studios
Taylor Swift Visits KISS FM Studios

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“Jessica Simpson’s husband Eric is terrible at costume parties” links

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This made me genuinely LOL: Eric Johnson wore Jessica Simpson’s panties on his head for a costume party. He couldn’t find a mask. [Buzzfeed]
Someone made a Kickstarter campaign to ban Nickelback from London. [OMG Blog]
Cheryl Cole’s dress last night was cheap-looking. [Moe Jackson]
North West has Kim & Kanye dolls. Of course. [ICYDK]
Mila Kunis was “born to be a mother.” [Evil Beet]
Naomi Watts in Jason Wu – great dress, should have been another color. [RCFA]
Vanessa Hudgens has great abs. [Celebslam]
Do you think Taylor Swift wears glasses in real life? [The Frisky]
How Amanda Bynes behaved at LAX. [IDLY]
Marriage equality in thirty states!!!!!! [Jezebel]
Thoughts about The Simpsons/Family Guy collab. [PopBytes]
Why didn’t Matthew Perry stick with The Good Wife?! [Seriously OMG WTF]

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Taylor Swift: ‘You shouldn’t be threatened by women who are pretty & charismatic’

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Taylor Swift covers the new issue of FASHION Magazine (Canada). It’s a decent shoot, but that’s mostly because I love some good coat p0rn. There’s a chill in the air and I want that light grey-ish coat!! Anyway, Swifty is promoting her new album, 1989, and she’s still giving pretty decent interviews. Some highlights from the FASHION article:

On poetic justice: “I feel like writing a song is sort of the last piece of the puzzle of solving whatever mystery I’m trying to solve emotionally. Things that kind of torture and haunt me a little bit are usually put to rest when I figure out a way to say it in a song. There’s a strange, eerie form of justice that happens when someone treats you terribly, you write a song about it, and that song ends up playing all over the world. You know at some point they’ve heard it in the grocery store, and they can’t escape.”

On being emotionally vulnerable: “As a songwriter you have to open yourself up over and over again to pain and rejection – and doing that at the stage my career is in, the stakes are pretty high. So if you get your heart broken, you get your heart broken on the cover of magazines that are all over the world. But I think that it’s important to continue to live your life, and not be guarded or standoffish or keep people at a distance.”

On her changing values: “When I was in my late teens and early twenties, I was just fascinated by romance. I think now the most important thing to me is the opinions of the sisterhood of friends that I have now … I think that my girlfriends have been what has shaped me more in the past year and a half than any other factor.”

On girlfriends versus sycophants: “Celebrities surround themselves with people who don’t know what they want and only have you to validate their lives—that’s not interesting to me. You should not be threatened by women who are pretty and charismatic and good at what they do…my girlfriends have shaped me more in the past year and a half than any other factor. I’ve never had more friends who I trust and can rely on, but there’s always a bit of your self-perception that’s frozen in junior high, when you trained yourself to not feel cool. You’ll never really feel like you’re part of the ‘in’ crowd, but growing up means that matters to you less and less every day.”

Why she sings blind-item songs: “You have to give emotion in order to evoke emotion in people. What I see cutting through are singers who give details and insights about their lives, because people feel appreciative that you’ve trusted them with that information. Being revealing can present itself in different ways—I’ve chosen to do it emotionally because that feels more natural to me.”

[From Fashion Magazine]

Do you believe her? I think she gives some seemingly reasonable and well-explained justifications for why she sings her blind-item songs and why she slammed so many of her exes musically. But here’s the part that I don’t really understand: “there’s always a bit of your self-perception that’s frozen in junior high, when you trained yourself to not feel cool.” There’s a lot wrong with that statement, and she’s throwing it out there like it’s a universal experience. No, Taylor, many of us are not stuck in the junior high mindset of coolness rankings. And I really don’t get “when you trained yourself to not feel cool.” As in… she’s always been cool but in junior high she trained herself to not feel cool and now she’s returning to her coolness? Good lord. This whole conversation about coolness is so middle school.

Also: “You should not be threatened by women who are pretty and charismatic and good at what they do.” Good advice, Swifty. Now let’s see you follow it. Lyrically and in real life.

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Katy Perry Flirts With Harry Styles, REALLY Pisses Off Taylor Swift!

It’s on, y’all. Just when you thought the Taylor Swift vs. Katy Perry feud had begun to die down, KP went nuclear by publicly flirting with Taylor’s ex, Harry Styles. As you might imagine, Swifty is less than pleased.

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  • Pic of Harry Styles
  • Katy Perry Looking Cute

Though they didn’t date for very long, Taylor spoke about her breakup with Harry just last week, and she made it sound as though it’s still a bit of a sore subject.

A sore subject that Katy insidiously used to her advantage in what’s quickly becoming the Biggie vs. Tupac of passive-aggressive pop star feuds.

A witness recently told Star magazine about about a recent, intimate dinner shared by Katy and Harry:

“Katy had her hand on his arm and was playing with her hair. She was being really obvious.”

Taylor, of course, is no stranger to A-list drama and she’s totally on to Katy:

“Taylor thinks Katy orchestrated the whole thing just to mess with her,” says a source close to Swift. 

“It makes her blood boil that Katy has this sweet-as-pie image when she’s one of the most conniving girls in Hollywood. Taylor calls her ‘the evil one’ – that’s how much she hates her.”

Oh, snap. This shiz is getting ugly. 

Insiders say that Taylor blames the feud on backup dancers (Katy supposedly hired some out from under her), but the whole thing sounds more personal than professional to us.

John Mayer must’ve done a number on both of these ladies.

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Taylor Swift wrote a song titled “Bad Blood” about an enemy in the music business. We’re pretty sure the subject was Katy Perry.

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Taylor Swift thinks Katy Perry is ‘one of the most conniving girls in Hollywood’

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Yes, we’re still hearing about the girl feud between Katy Perry and Taylor Swift. For the record… Swifty started it. This could have been a quiet, undercover beef between two professionals in the music biz. But Taylor had to offer up a bitchy blind item in her Rolling Stone interview, plus Taylor wrote a song about how much she hates Katy. It’s all about dancers and John Mayer and middle school dramz. Last we heard, Katy was already cutting all ties with Swifty. The problem? Swifty and Perry run in many of the same circles and they have many friends and acquaintances in common. Like Harry Styles!!! OMG MIDDLE SCHOOL. Let’s fight over the boy with the good hair!

The war between frenemies Katy Perry and Taylor Swift is only getting worse after Katy’s flirty outing with Taylor’s ex, Harry Style!

“Katy had her hand on his arm and was playing with her hair – she was being really obvious,” recounts one witness who saw Katy and Harry having a cozy dinner at Malibu hotspot Nobu in mid-September.

But Taylor says that her nemesis is motivated by spite – not lust.

“Taylor thinks Katy orchestrated this whole thing just to mess with her,” says a source close to Taylor. “It makes her blood boil that Katy has this sweet-as-pie image when she’s one of the most conniving girls in Hollywood. Taylor calls her ‘the evil one’ – that’s how much she hates her.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition]

To be fair, if you were having dinner with Harry Styles, you would play with his hair too. His hair is amazing. As for Taylor hating Katy’s “sweet-as-pie image”… um, projection much? Taylor’s the one with the sweet-as-pie image, an image that covers her childish antics and stalker tendencies. Katy’s image is… ?? I don’t know, but it’s not sweet as pie. I always associate her with being not-too-bright and cupcake boobs. Oh, and if Taylor’s worst insult is calling Katy “The Evil One,” Swifty really needs to up her game. Taylor should totally “pants” Katy in the cafeteria!

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