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Salma Hayek covers the new issue of InStyle. The cover isn’t groundbreaking or anything, but at least they didn’t make her look awful. I’m also including a few pics of Salma and Francois-Henri Pinault from May below – I got a few questions about whether or not Salma had gotten a breast reduction. I don’t know, but I doubt it. I think she’s a trophy wife and big boobs are part of that equation, so it’s far more likely that she was just wearing a minimizer or her clothes were just particularly boob-masking. Speaking of her trophy wife status, Salma talks a lot about how she only dressesMore >
Tim Tebow just can’t seem to put down regular roots in the NFL. At the height of Tebow fever, he did two consecutive years with the Denver Broncos, after which he was transfered to the New York Jets for a year of benchwarming. Now he’s reportedly signing with the New England Patriots, and if the poor kid thinks his butt got numb with the Jets, then he has no idea what’s coming. With a quarterback like Tom Brady, how can Tebow ever hope to set his feet on the astroturf?
This a very strange move indeed for both Tebow and the Patriots. I don’t claim to know much about football, but theMore >
Last week we had so much to cover that I ended up not saying anything about Radar’s last story about LeAnn buying Twitter followers. Radar reported in April that LeAnn seemed to buy 50,000 Twitter followers (or robotic followers, Twitter-bots) to up the number of her “followers” ahead of her album release. Radar then said last week that she bought even more – about 100,000 new Twitter-bots so that she now has more than 560,000. The number jumped by more than 100,000 literally overnight.
And what is she doing for those Twitter-bots? Well, she’s continuing her path to famewhore everyMore >
Here are some photos of Keanu Reeves in Cannes over the weekend (the light grey blazer) and at the Monday photocall for Man of Tai Chi (the dark blazer). I glanced through these photos yesterday and I thought to myself, “Huh, I wonder why he looks so different…?” It’s because Keanu has had a scruffy beard for most of the year! The beard hid whatever is happening to his chin(s). The beard covered up his weight gain, sort of.
So… Keanu gained weight. Which I feel fine about noting since we (as a society) always note when a woman gains weight and my personal motto is “what’s good forMore >
Chelsea Handler is talking about Angelina Jolie again. What else is new? I guess this means that Jennifer Aniston’s wedding is going to be soon, because Chelsea Handler stepped out of her cave and didn’t see her shadow. To briefly review just the bare minimum of all of the dumb crap Chelsea has said about Angelina, here are the basics: the time Chelsea called Angelina a “f—king c—t” in her standup act; the multiple times Chelsea brings up her friendship with Jennifer Aniston in interview after interview and, in the same breath, slams Angelina Jolie; the time (last October) where ChelseaMore >
Jessica Chastain has been camped out in Paris all week for Fashion Week. When did she become the It Fashion Girl? That’s very interesting, isn’t it? I’m including photos of Jessica from the Louis Vuitton show, the Chanel show, at the Carine Roitfeld party and outside of the Meurice Hotel (where I assume she’s staying). Jessica must have gotten invites to ALL of the Paris fashion shows, which is something that usually happens to only Salma Hayek (and even then, Salma is married to the boss). I think her best look is the black-and-white Chanel look. She just looks comfortable andMore >
The only people who want to save Lindsay Lohan at this point are buffoons, crackheads, enablers and the delusional. And Charlie Sheen might be all four. Lindsay is in a particularly bad place right now, as she faces criminal charges in LA and NYC, plus a probable probation violation, plus she owes back taxes for 2009, 2010, and 2011, so all of her accounts have liens on them. If Charlie Sheen is still as wealthy as I think he is (?), he would probably be able to take care of her back-tax situation with relative ease – although she would still be millions of dollars in debt because ofMore >
When Anne Hathaway’s Nips of Doom stepped onto the Oscar red carpet, everyone was shocked to see that she was wearing a pale pink Prada (with sketchy darting). Annie was supposed to be wearing Valentino. Everybody said she would be wearing Valentino. Valentino’s people had already sent out the press releases. So a million fashion conspiracies were born! Did Anne and Valentino have a falling out? Did the original dress rip? Did Anne just want the night to be about her Nips of Doom? Well, the answer has come – E! News says that Anne decided at the last minute to change out of theMore >
WOW! While I know that we’ve been seeing a lot of magazine covers of Kim Kardashian this month, this has got to be her best one yet. The reality television star looks GORG on the cover of this month’s Cosmopolitan, where she opens up and talks about having a baby, her boyfriend Kanye West and having that “perfect” relationship. Here’s some highlights:
Kardashian on being judgmental when Kourtney got pregnant in 2009: “I was like, ‘You’re not married! How could you do this?’ I was really firm and strict. But she was like, ‘Marriage isn’t what I want.’ And later, I realized she had a betterMore >
It kills me a little bit to see Miley Cyrus so invested in the ‘90s Grunge Revival. First of all, it makes me feel so old! I was around for the original Grunge Aesthetic, and while I sometimes look wistfully at flannel shirts, I’m not eager to see that look come back. I don’t even know where I put my old Doc Martens!! Anyway, these are some new pics of Miley in Studio City yesterday. Fame/Flynet says she was leaving a friend’s house, and from the look of the photo set, she decided to laugh and talk to the paparazzo who was pap-stalking her.
If you take away the Docs, you know whatMore >