Girl Asks Older Sibling to Hunt Down, CRUSH Twin Brother in Hilarious Note

Twins. Tightly bonded for life, yet often at odds.

Given the close proximity and the natural process by which they were born and must share everything, it’s not surprising that it can be hard for them to coexist.

If you’re this five-year-old girl, in particular …

HUNT HIM

These fraternal twins apparently are having some issues, and she’s looking to prevail in the conflict by forging a key alliance with their older brother.

Who, if she has her way, will help her take command over her twin, as she urges him, as only a five-year-old can, to “hunt him down and crush him.”

Poor Patrice must have felt she had no choice but to reach out to Matt in an attempt to combat Braeden, who being mean to her for unknown reasons.

Reddit user Mazthrow, Patrice’s older brother, shared the note on the site, though it wasn’t immediately clear if he gave Braeden the business afterward.

Kid had better watch his back, though.

Best Friends Forever


If the Jenner sisters had kicked Selena Gomez in the face, maybe they’d still be BFFs.

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Selena Gomez: Focusing on Happiness! Trying to Stay Grounded!

Selena Gomez’s behavior patterns and life choices in general have been suspect for quite awhile now, and we’re not just talking about Justin Bieber.

Okay, we’re mostly talking about Justin Bieber. Sorry, you got us.

Our point is that she’s been to rehab multiple times now, reportedly, and in addition to dating a huge bag of douche, something just seems … a little off.

Well, she now admits she’s having a rough go of it lately:

Sexy Selena Gomez Instagram

“It’s been such a transitional year for me,” the 21-year-old singer-actress tells The Gloss. “I moved out of my parents’ house this year and into my own place.”

“I also took my first break ever and have been using the time to really concentrate on what makes me happy,” Gomez went on, adding in conclusion:

“Sometimes, I’ll be honest, I don’t handle all of this as well as people think, so it’s been important to really figure out what makes me feel grounded.”

Reading between the lines, obviously, is the fact that she has been trying to concentrate on, and find those good things. She has not done so yet.

Instead, she is kissing Justin Bieber’s arm on Instagram. Sigh.

There are other subtly troubling comments. She also says:

“Sometimes I Google myself and look at what I wore last year, it kind of sucks to see when you got it wrong, but it’s nice to have that instant yearbook.”

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… Selena first appeared on television on an episode of Barney & Friends?

“There was this time when I went to [a party] and I wore a shirt that said ‘Hotter than’ something, and a belt with these weird net-y tights and boots, and like, a sock.”

“It looked horrendous and then I put a blue streak in my hair.”

“And I remember, I looked in the mirror and I was like ‘I feel so cool.’ And I mean, that’s awesome that I felt so good. But I cringe looking at it now.”

So basically, Selena Gomez Googles herself, which is pretty much the #1 sign of insecurity and that you have NOT found the mythical inner peace.

Before you can love someone else, you need to love yourself.

Selena Gomez poses for “strong” Instagram photo. Selena Gomez unfollows Bieber. Selena Gomez gets back together with Bieber. We’ve seen it all before.

We wish her the best, but we’re starting to fear the worst …

Selena Gomez Straddles Justing Bieber


Selena Gomez assumes the position in Justin Bieber’s new Instagram video.

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Adrian Peterson Accused of Using Charity Funds to Finance Sex Party

Just when you thought things couldn’t get any worse for the NFL and Adrian Peterson, a new scandal has gone public today, as the Minnesota Star-Tribune is reporting that Peterson used funds from his Peterson’s All Day charity to purchase alcohol and rent a hotel room for an all-night orgy that erupted in violence.

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The alleged incident took place in 2011, when Peterson, two of his relatives, and four unidentified women checked into a room at the Eden Prairie Hotel.

One woman at the party became upset when she saw Peterson having sex with another woman. A loud altercation ensued, during which Peterson reminded the woman that she should not get “emotionally attached” to him as he was engaged to someone else.

Police responded to a noise complaint shortly thereafter. The party was broken up and no charges were filed, but one of the attendees informed police that Peterson had paid for the evening using a credit card attached to the Peterson’s All Day bank account.

Peterson was indicted for child abuse last month after it was revealed that he had disciplined his 4-year-old son by beating the child with a switch.

Shortly thereafter, Peterson was accused of beating a second child and admitting to the incident in a text message sent to the child’s mother.

The Peterson’s All Day charity was founded with the intent of providing essential services to at-risk children, particularly young girls.

The Minnesota Vikings star running back remains on suspension from all team activities as he awaits trial. It’s not known at this whether Peterson will face additional charges for misappropriation of funds.

LIAR!


Lance Armstrong denied it and denied it, but he eventually came clean: yes, he cheated to win every Tour de France.

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Kate Gosselin: I Just Gotta Make a Living! Who Cares About Fame?!

Kate Gosselin acknowledges that there could be worse ways to make a living, but says that’s all she’s trying to do with the return of Kate Plus 8 to TV.

In other words, stop calling her a fame whore already!

That Kate Gosselin Look


Doesn’t it just make you a little bit ill? Yes, we thought so.

If there were another way to earn enough to feed those eight mouths, she says, “I would be on an island, and so would they. You would never hear from us again.”

Hmm. Anyone wanna start a Kickstarter page?!

All kidding aside, the return of Kate Plus 8 to TLC this winter, she says is “just my life and cameras are there … I understand this because I landed on TV somehow.”

“This is just part of that. I look at it as [my job] and the kids are with me,” she adds. “They run in and out of the frame, and we go to cool places sometimes.”

As for someone who might share those adventures with them?

“He needs to be made of titanium. Steel doesn’t cut it anymore. Yeah, sorry,” she shrugs of criteria she looks for in a man she might want to date?

Listening, Steve Neild? Taking notes somewhere, man?

Given the constant drama that surrounds her, be it custody fights or Kate Gosselin plastic surgery rumors, someone would need a strong spine indeed.

And a strong stomach, so as not to be physically ill.

Kate Gosselin and Steve Neild Photo


Are Kate Gosselin and Steve Neild dating? We wouldn’t necessarily assume so … but we wouldn’t write off the possibility either.

It’s been quite the fall from grace for ol’ Jon and Kate.

They used to be one of the reasons to watch TV. Then they were one of the reasons to read gossip sites. Then they were so irritating, no one could take it anymore.

Fast forward a few years and he’s waiting tables to ends meet, still hating on her occasionally and you’ll be able to watch TV online and see her again soon.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

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Amanda Bynes: I’m Not Crazy! I’m Gorgeous and Retired!

When Amanda Bynes was arrested for DUI earlier this week, many took it as a sure sign that she was about embark on another funny/sad downward spiral of drug-fueled insanity.

Amanda Bynes in NYC

The fact Bynes’ parents didn’t know where she was in the days following her arrest was also not a great sign. But the surest indication of all that we’re in for another Amanda meltdown is the fact that she’s tweeting again.

Or rather, “Ashley Banks” – which is believed to be Amanda’s online alias – is tweeting again.

So how do we know Ashley is Amanda’s alter-ego? Well, as you may have guessed, she’s not that great at keeping secrets:

When TMZ tweeted recently that Bynes had been kicked out of fashion school for excessive partying and erratic behavior, “Ashley” immediately replied, “@TMZ I WAS NEVER KICKED OUT!”

Like we said, James Bond, she ain’t. But believe it or not, that’s far from the funniest Twitter gem that “Ashley” has dropped in the days since Amanda’s arrest. Some highlights:

“I’m way too gorgeous and talented to be taking verbal abuse from complete strangers.”

“Don’t let my parents lie to you or speak for me! I’m 28 years old and retired!”

“I don’t abuse drugs. I’m not crazy. I never quit school. Apparently its illegal to rake scripts from your OWN doctor!”

Obviously, Ashley Banks could be someone simply pretending to be Amanda, but if that’s the case, the person responsible does an amazing job of impersonating Amanda’s crazy talk.

Amanda Bynes is Dope


Amanda Bynes thinks she is dope. The actress has posted this photo to Twitter.

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Jeff Garlin: Totally Grossed Out by Selena Gomez!

Jeff Garlin finds Selena Gomez to be totally disgusting. 

But, wait, allow the actor to explain…

The veteran actor is best known to many for his roles on such hits as Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development and The Goldbergs, but did you know he played Selena’s uncle on The Wizards of Waverly Place?

So Garlin knew Selena long before Justin Bieber and long before she got down and dirty in Spring Breakers and here’s what he had to say about the 22-year old:

“I worked with her for three years and I love her… But then I see her sexualized… I saw Spring Breakers and I’m by myself in the theater, and I couldn’t have felt dirtier. I went to go see her work, and her work was great. But the thing is, when I see her sexualized, I look at her and I look at Ariana Grande, both beautiful girls.

“Really beautiful girls. But they have baby fat. They look like kids. Great bikini shots of Selena Gomez? I don’t go there. I see the thing, but I see those chubby cheeks. She’s a kid. This is disgusting, that it’s happening so young.”

Garlin made sure to clarify that he’s not a prude about these things normally, even adding that he “f-cking loves women.”

He just believes one should maybe wait until one it a bit older before one shows so much skin.

“I’m not like clean-cut Johnson. Maybe it’s because I know [Gomez] intimately. It’s like she’s young, she’s a kid,” Garlin said. “It didn’t happen 30 years ago… I’ll blame the internet.”

Sorry, man. But you may not want to click through the following pictures in that case.

Selena Gomez: Sheer in Italy


We’re in Italy here with Selena Gomez. And we’re big fans of what the singer is wearing!

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Kendra on Top Season 3 Episode 1 Clips: The Rumors Are TRUE!?

Kendra on Top Season 3 Episode 1 premieres Friday on WeTV. When it does, all will be revealed about Hank Baskett’s alleged affair with a transsexual.

Did he really enjoy some mutual hand relief with Ava London? That’s the question many fans are asking, as this all seems too scripted and ridiculous.

Then again, would he (and she/he) agree to fabricate THAT for the sake of ratings? It certainly doesn’t look like Kendra’s tears are fake right here ….

Despite the intense media coverage of Baskett’s alleged ways, Kendra on Top Season 3 Episode 1 will be our first look at how Wilkinson responded.

She’s tried her best to keep quiet about the situation, partially because there are the duo’s small children involved, but also because, well … ratings!

Would you watch Kendra On Top online if she gave away the plot beforehand? Okay, maybe, since we know a good deal of what went down.

Still, keeping some of the derails about herself, Hank and Ava London, shrouded in mystery has helped build the hype around the reality show’s return.

With the premiere right around the corner, though, she finally broke her silence on Twitter, explaining that even now, she doesn’t “have all the answers.”

Kendra doing her best to get through this difficult time in one piece, she says, although make no mistake: Hank Baskett cheated and it sucks.

“This has been the most challenging 4 months of my life,” she says.

Wilkinson says that she’s done what she can to weather the storm, and “I’ve been focusing on being the best me I can be, for myself and for my babies.”

Kendra also addressed the criticism regarding her decision to air her recent family drama on WeTV, an alluded to the rumors that this is contrived.

“I’ve lived my life in front of cameras for the last 10 years, so I chose to allow cameras to tell even the hard stories,” the longtime reality star says.

“I don’t think it’s fair or truthful to only show the good and not the bad.”

Kendra, who says the hardest thing she ever did was sent Hank away with their son after he cheated, wanted to show fans that life is never perfect.

Even for a celebrity. Transsexual flings are transsexual flings.

Kendra and 2 Hanks


There was a time when Kendra and Hank looked to be a very happy couple. This photo was snapped in 2012.

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Justin Bieber and Kendall Jenner: Dinner Date in Paris?!

Sure, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are back together, but that doesn’t mean he can’t keep having intimate romantic dinners with models, right?

Well, if you ask Selena that’s probably exactly what it means. Especially when said model is none other Selfie Queen and up-and-coming runway star Kendall Jenner.

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TMZ has obtained footage of Justin and Kendall enjoying a quiet meal at the high-end Ferdi restaurant.

Seems innocent enough until you remember that Selena dismissed Kendall and Kylie Jenner as “toxic,” and cut all ties with the reality stars back in April.

The beef was widely believed to be the result of Selena’s jealousy over Kendall’s flirtations with Justin. So needless to say, taking Kendall out to dinner just a few months after getting back with Selena may not be the brightest move on the Biebs’ part.

Selena is in Paris at the moment as well, which means she either declined to join these two for dinner, or she didn’t know about the rendezvous. Both possibilities seem very likely.

Bieber and Kendall were spotted holding hands in Spain over the summer and rumors that they dated have been circulating of months.

It’s not known whether these dalliances took place behind Selena’s back or while she and Justin were on one of their many breaks.

All we know for certain is that if Selena didn’t know about Kendall and Justin’s little dinner date before, she certainly does now.

Adriana Lima


Mere weeks after ending her marriage to Marko Jaric, Adriana Lima allegedly went home from a party in Cannes with The Biebs. We’re guessing he hit a home run with her!

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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez: Cozy in the Caribbean!

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez may or may not be moving in together.

But the couple definitely just got back from a vacation in the Caribbean!

Bieber has shared a picture on Instagram of him and his on-again girlfriend in St. Martin, though his caption makes it look like the stars are headed back to the real world soon.

“I’ve been on this break for too long. #newmusic #back2work #vacationtimesup #longoverdue,” he wrote.

Jelena in the Caribbean

Justin also included a snapshot of himself without a shirt on.. because that’s just how Justin Bieber rolls.

Justin Bieber, No Shirt Pic

Yes, folks, we’ve added this to our collection of Justin Bieber shirtless photos.

In the last few weeks, Bieber and Gomez have revved up their relationship. They seem more serious than ever.

Heck, they may even be having unprotected, reckless sex and not caring if they procreate. We hope that rumor is false.

Justin Bieber With Selena Gomez Photo


Justin Bieber loves him some Selena Gomez. Just see these pics from happier times and you’ll know it.

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Justin Bieber INJURED While Cliff Diving: Will He Be Okay?!?

We hope you are sitting down, Beliebers. We hope you are ready to take a deep breath and face some frightening news…

… because Justin Bieber has been seriously injured.

The accident took place while the singer was cliff diving and, well, it sounds pretty serious.

“Busted my ear drum cliff diving. Doc says might need surgery now. Sucks,” Bieber Tweeted today, doing his best not to let the news bring him down.

“My ear drum might back us up a little but I’m still bringing you this new music. Much love. Damn u cliff diving!”

Yeah… damn you, cliff diving! At least The Biebs didn’t hurt The Body, though, right?

Justin Bieber Gym Selfie

Bieber may wanna put cliff diving on the backburner for awhile.

A scary video surfaced in July of Bieber failing at this same activity and nearly causes himself MAJOR harm.

A paparazzo who filmed a video of that incident then accused Bieber of ordering an attack against him.

So please be safe out there going forward, Justin. We’re glad the abs of steel are okay, but the ear drum is very close to the face and we couldn’t bear anything happening to that adorable mug of yours.

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Justin Bieber is so hot!!! He posted this shirtless montage of himself working out to Instagram.

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