Pato and Richie Main: "Face Time" Video Might Be The Weirdest Thing On YouTube

Remember Rebecca Black’s “Friday”? Well if not, congratulations on scrubbing that vicious ear worm from you brain.

Unfortunately, Partice Wilson, the man responsible for that musical travesty has continued making videos designed to make you pray that your friends will stop ironically posting them on Facebook.

This time Wilson (aka, “Pato,” aka “Fat Usher”…seriously) has teamed up with some dude named Richie Main to create what has to be one of the weirdest professionally produced videos ever uploaded to YouTube.

What it makes it so weird, you ask? 

Well, there’s the opening scene in which Pato and Richie have sex with an elderly woman using their sprouting tree penises.

Is that not weird enough for you? Don’t worry there’s plenty more:

Take, for example, the part where said plant wangs transform the old woman into a young chick who eats snakes head first. (Think there’s some sort of suggestive metaphor there?)

We won’t even get into the scene where she craps out an apple tree.

Naturally, the song itself is terrible, with bizarre, nonsensical lyrics about Skyping or something, but it’s the video that really must be seen to be believed.

Of course, we should know by now to expect nothing less from the dude who gave us this gem:

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Rebecca Black Returns, Releases "In Your Words"



It’s not just Black Friday, people. It’s Rebecca Black Friday!

The young singer, who rose to fame with the polarizing track “Friday,” has returned with a new single.

Titled “In Your Words,” the song moves away from partying it up with friends and focuses instead of the one emotion that bonds all human beings as one: love.

Crooning about a break-up, Black belts out that she “moving on/Cause you set me free/And I’m trying to be as much of myself as if you were here with me…”

It’s emotional stuff. Listen now:

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THG Caption Contest: Olympic Torch Edition!



Welcome, readers, to another Olympic edition of THG’s Caption Contest!

Yesterday’s Olympic Caption Contest featured badass gymnast Alicia Sacramone. Follow the link to see who won that contest, then prepare for a new one!

This shot from before the opening ceremonies speaks for itself. At least we think it should. Given the chance to carry the torch, will.i.am … does this.

What is he thinking or saying or doing? You tell us!

Just leave comment(s) below with the best caption(s) for the photo! Go to it! We will announce a winner tomorrow. Best of luck!

will.i.am, Olympic Torch

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Tommy Jordan, North Carolina Dad, Shoots Daughter’s Laptop Nine Times Over Facebook Posts



Tommy Jordan, a North Carolina dad, recently taught his teenage daughter the hard way to show some respect – and that nothing on the Internet is really private.

He pulled out a gun and pumped nine bullets into her laptop – on camera.

When her dad discovered a Facebook rant that she thought she had blocked from him, he decided to respond in a way that will certainly never be forgotten.

Jordan, of Albemarle, N.C., posted this video on YouTube, responding to his daughter Hannah’s post, in which she complained about having to do chores:

“I’m not your damn slave,” Tommy, who works in IT and discovered the post when adding software to her laptop to upgrade it, read from Hannah’s post.

“We have a cleaning lady for a reason.”

After continuing to read his 15-year-old’s missive, he fired bullets into her computer from a .45 handgun. That’s one way to get your point across.

Jordan also addresses Hannah on camera in the video, saying that she can clean up the house and get a new computer if she pays for one herself.

Tommy also noted that Hannah must pay him back for the bullets and software he just installed. Ouch. No laws were broken, and there will be no investigation.

Just the same, the father’s actions have sparked controversy and discussion, with some finding it way out of line, and others praising his backbone.

“Maybe a few kids can take something away from this,” he wrote on YouTube.

“If you’re so disrespectful as to post this kind of thing on Facebook, you’re deserving of some tough love. Today, my daughter is getting a dose of tough love.”

Tommy Jordan shooting his daughter’s laptop:

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Lexi Sullivan: The Next Rebecca Black?



Look out, music world. Lexi Sullivan is coming.

The young singer stars in a new video for a track titled “Hot Stuff,” which is produced by Ark Music Factory, the same company that made a star out of Rebecca Black.

And, no offense to Lexi, who may be perfectly nice and innocent in all this, but the song makes Black’s “Friday” sound like a Grammy winner.

In it, Sullivan appears to be singing about some cute boy who isn’t very nice, so his glasses break and some other stuff happens and, really, you just need to watch for yourself. But do it with ear plugs, folks. You’ve been warned…

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Movie Fanatic Film Reviews: Apollo 18, Shark Night 3D



Will you be seeing a movie on this holiday weekend? Before you shell out big bucks for tickets, soda and Sour Patch Kids, consider the following advice from our friends at Movie Fanatic.

First up: Apollo 18. The film is meant to explain why America stopped going to the moon after 17 missions. The answer? “Lost” footage from the 18th mission that is downright scary! But is it really? At times.

“Audiences are given enough information to keep the story moving, but because of plot holes, too many questions are left unanswered and hamper the film’s effort to be taken seriously,” writes the site. Visit it now to read the complete Apollo 18 review.


Apollo 18 Trailer

Then, there’s Shark Night 3D. Does it have bite?

Not exactly, critiques Movie Fanatic: ” It simply makes no sense in any realm or reality — cinematic suspension of disbelief or not.”

Ouch. Read the complete Shark Night 3D review, which implies one should fear this film more than it makes one fear the water.

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Details Emerge on "Life-Threatening" Miranda Cosgrove Tour Bus Accidenti



New details have emerged on what a source is referring to as a “life-threatening” crash today involving a tour bus carrying Miranda Cosgrove and many others.

As previously reported, the singer broke her ankle when her vehicle – which was headed for a concert date on Kansas – collided with a busted tractor-trailer. According to a People Magazine insider:

“Miranda’s mom was on the bus with her and got really beaten up by the crash. She’s expected to fully recover, but it’s scary because the driver was hurt, too, and he’s in really bad shape.”

Miranda Cosgrove at Kids Choice Awards

Those sleeping in the back of the bus were unaffected, but Cosgrove absorbed the impact because she was asleep on a sofa closer to the front.

“This was a life-threatening crash,” the source added, saying the driver is in critical condition. “A piece from the tractor-trailer went straight through the windshield and the driver’s arm was sliced all the way through.”

Cosgrove has postponed her tour “until further notice” and hopes to return to the stage some time this fall.

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Snooki With Blue Eyes: Kind of Creepy!



Snooki of Jersey Shore fame stepped out last night with blue eyes, a big change from her usual dark brown. If it weren’t for the fact that she remains a 4′ orange oompa loompa-like being, we might not have recognized her!

The reality star also known as Nicole Polizzi tweeted that she thought she looked like “a vampire” with the new contacts in. It’s true, we could see her on The Vampire Diaries (provided she gets devoured by a werewolf in short order).

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Tyler Hadley Allegedly Kills Parents, Throws Party With Bodies Upstairs



Tyler Hadley, a 17-year-old high school dropout from Port St. Lucie, Fla., allegedly bludgeoned his parents to death with a hammer, according to police.

He then invited dozens of friends via Facebook to a house party while the bodies of Blake and Mary Jo Hadley lay upstairs in a bedroom, police say.

Acting on an anonymous tip, officers visited the home Sunday and Tyler initially told them his parents were out of town, says Capt. Don Kryak.

Tyler Hadley Mug Shot

Police entered the house and stunningly found the bodies in the locked master bedroom on the floor, partially covered with towels, books and files.

A hammer believed to be the murder weapon used by Tyler Hadley lay between them. “It was a merciless killing,” says Kryak, stating the obvious.

As for the party, as many as 60 people Tyler invited via Facebook showed up, and the bash went from about 9 p.m. until the early hours of Sunday.

“He had the party after the homicides took place,” says Kryak.

It was not known if any attendees saw the bodies, but a rumor started that Tyler killed his parents, and a tip thankfully made its way to the police.

Unlike with Casey Anthony, we don’t see a surprise acquittal here.

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Linda Hamilton Extends Marine Corps Ball Invitation to Becky White Reject



If this were Kim Kardashian, we’d blast her for exploiting a cute situation to score easy, patriotic points. We totally admit it.

But, come on, it’s Linda Hamilton! Sarah Connor! Chuck Bartowski’s mom! The veteran actress isn’t exactly in need of endorsements or attention these days.

Therefore, let’s agree the following video is nothing but a kind gesture. In it, Hamilton asks Sergeant Ray Lewis – the man who was turned down by Betty White – to the Marine Corps Ball. We’ll let you know if he accepts.


Linda Hamilton Marine Ball Invitation

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