Miley Cyrus Grinds with Teddy Bear, Writhes Around in Lingerie for Golden Lady Commercial

Miley Cyrus has taken a break from trolling Kim Kardashian to remove her shirt and dance all around with a giant teddy bear.

Yes, again.

The superstar is featured in a new ad campaign for Golden Lady, an Italy-based hosiery company, as the 30-second spot features Miley scarring this stuffed animal for life by licking it and fondling it while wearing nothing but some pasties, pumps and colorful tights.

Sounds about right for Miley Cyrus, doesn’t it?

The commercial is set to Miley’s 2013 track “#GETITRIGHT,” which contains lyrics such as “You’re sexy, sexy/I got things I want to do to you/Make me, make me/Make my tongue just go do-do-do.”

These days, however, Cyrus is likely making those lyrics into a reality with Patrick Schwarzenegger, the new young man on her arm and, we presume, in her bed.

In a statement, the Golden Lady Company refers to Cyrus as an “icon of international fame,” “an idol of the young,” “a trendsetter” and “a character that embodies freedom and an ‘outside the box’ style.”

We guess all those things are sort of true.

Check out two photos of Miley Cyrus topless for Golden Lady and then click through MANY more photos of Miley Cyrus topless below:

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Yup, Miley Cyrus is topless again. This time, it’s for the “Adore You” remix cover.

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Miley Cyrus Continues to Troll Kim Kardashian With Bizarre Instagram Pics

No one is more obsessed with Kim Kardashian than Kim Kardashian, but Miley Cyrus might come in a close second place.

Ever since the nude Kim Kardashian Paper pics hit the web, Miley has been having a Photoshop field day the now-famous images.

First, Miley superimposed a baby face on naked Kim, and the result was as terrifying as it sounds. 

Now, Ms. Cyrus has gifted her followers with this work of art:

Miley Cyrus: Kim Kardashian Butt Photo

As with most things on Miley’s Instagram page, we’re really not sure what to make of this. Is Miley paying tribute to Kim, or is she trying a point about the absurdity of the Internet losing it’s collective mind at the sight of shiny butt?

Either way, it’s not every day you see the weirdness of Miley combined with the giant-bootiness of Kim, so we guess we approve.

Of course, yesterday we learned that Maria Shriver is “horrified” by Miley’s relationship with Patrick Schwarzenegger, and it’s probably partially because of pics like this that the former Mrs. Ahnuld doesn’t want her son to get too serious with the Tongue-Wag Queen.

But at this point in her career, posting tippy, badly-edited pics to her Instagram page is as much a part of Miley’s identity as twerking. It’s weird how much of her public image is butt-related.

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Miley is all quacked up in this photo, snapped while she was hospitalized for an allergic reaction.

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Maria Shriver: "Horrified" By Miley Cyrus-Patrick Schwarzenegger Relationship, Source Claims

At first, it was hard to believe that Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger could possibly be dating.

They both grew up wealthy, with famous last names, but that seemed to be where the similarities ended. Patrick is American political royalty, whereas Miley is the tongue-wagging, twerk-happy offspring of a mulletted one-hit wonder.

But whether you can wrap your head around it or not, this unlikely couple is really a thing, as evidenced by the video of Miley and Patrick kissing that was taken at a recent USC football game.

While most of us can simply shrug and chalk this one up to opposites attracting, one person has reportedly responded to this surprise pairing with genuine shock and outrage, and she may have the power to put a stop to the relationship:

Sources say Patrick’s mother, Maria Shriver, is “violently” opposed to the idea of her son getting serious with Miley.

Patrick reportedly knew that his mother would disapprove, and it’s for that reason that he and Miley kept things on the down-low before going public last week.

“They have been hiding it,” says one insider. “The kiss was so orchestrated and so planned to be like, ‘OK, here you go.'”

The source adds that Patrick’s mother was angrier about the reveal than he had anticipated, and she described herself as “horrified” by her son’s new relationship.

That may be a problem for Maria, as it’s already been rumored that Miley and Patrick are falling in love.

So what’s Maria’s problem with Miley? Well, as you might expect, she’s worried about the impact that Cyrus’ wild behavior might have on 21-year-old Patrick.

“Instead of him being a good influence on her, she might be a bad influence on him,” says the source.

Maybe Maria should just pray that Pat doesn’t take any relationship advice from his philandering dad, and let him do his thing.

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Miley is all quacked up in this photo, snapped while she was hospitalized for an allergic reaction.

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Miley Cyrus: Topless, Toothless, Covered in Fried Chicken on Instagram

Miley Cyrus has a weird thing about getting naked and Photoshopping random crap onto her boobs.

First Miley sunbathed topless with aliens on her nipples, now she’s presented us with what might be the least arousing nude pic in the history of photography:

Miley Cyrus: Topless With Fried Chicken

Yup, that’s something you can’t unsee. 

If the fake hillbilly teeth weren’t enough to turn you off, there’s also the cartoon fried chicken to conjure the feeling of greasy skin and the smell of the Colonel’s secret recipe.

Miley’s Instagram has always been a weird place, but the singer/uber-stoned performance artist has really A-game on terms of bizarre topless selfies lately.

Take the daisy and disco titties pics from last week. Is she trying to confuse penises all over the world? Because if so, she’s doing a bang-up job.

Normally we’re in favor of all types of nudity, but lately, Miley’s has felt like something from a Ren & Stimpy cartoon that never made it to air because it was more terrifying than funny.

Reportedly, Miley’s dating Patrick Schwarzenegger now, so maybe she’ll cool it with the weird nakedness now that she’s connected to a high-powered political family.

Then again, no one’s more allergic to shirts that Arnold.

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Miley Cyrus Rocks Pasties at Fashion Week After Party

Miley Cyrus was NSFW at NYFW last night.

The singer attended Alexander Wang’s New York Fashion Week after party on Saturday in Brooklyn, giving other attendees a clear look at her (mostly) bare breasts there.

Miley then took to Instagram and showed off her pasties in a couple of Instagram photos.

  • Miley Cyrus with Pasties
  • Miley Cyrus Acting Weird

“btw I don’t have some weird rash. I got pink glitter rubbed all over me on the party bus. #RAVE,” she captioned one photo of her unusual look. 

Other stars at the party included Kendall and Kylie Jenner, Hailey Baldwin, and Gigi Hadid, but sources say the former Disney star was the one truly rocking out all evening long. 

“Miley was have a blast,” an insider tells Us Weekly. “She got on the dance floor and was dancing with her crew as well as strangers.”

And these weren’t even the craziest photos Cyrus published on Instagram over the past few days.

Did you catch this shot of Miley smoking a joint?

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Miley is all quacked up in this photo, snapped while she was hospitalized for an allergic reaction.

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Jesse Helt: Several Warrants Out for the Arrest Of Miley Cyrus’ VMAs Date

It all started when Miley Cyrus had a “homeless” man give her acceptance speech at the MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday night.

Many viewers pointed out that the man – 22-year-old Jesse Helt – looked more like he’d stepped out of the pages of GQ than the alleyways of Skid Row, but even so, Miley was widely praised for her efforts to call attention to the plight of the impoverished in America.

Miley Cyrus and Jesse Helt

Then the truth came out. Jesse Helt was never homeless. As many might have guessed from his appearance, he moved to LA to pursue a career in male modeling.

He fell on some hard times, but he had a home and living family waiting for him back in Oregon all the while.

Helt’s mom revealed that he was never a homeless teen (as he’d implied in his speech) just this morning, but that wasn’t the final bombshell revelation of the day:

E! News has reported that there are currently several warrants out for Helt’s arrest for charges ranging from burglary to criminal mischief.

Helt violated his probation several times while still living in Salem by failing to complete his community service hours, refusing to take a drug test, and failing to report to his probation officer, amongst other violations.

Cyrus had already faced criticism for what many perceived as a stunt that had more to do with her than with any sincere desire to help the impoverished.

The fact that we now know that she chose a 22-year-old aspiring model with a mile-long rap sheet to represent America’s “homeless youth” is unlikely to help help her position.

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Miley Cyrus is rocking a rainbow wig for this Instagram photo. It’s definitely a different look for the artist.

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Miley Cyrus Shares Five-Foot Bong Creation, Continues To Worry Fans

Miley Cyrus’ Instagram page has always been a weird place. But lately, fans have grown concerned that Miley is crossing the thin line between charmingly eccentric and disturbingly strange.

The shift seemed to occur around the time Miley’s dog died, so it should come as no surprise that her latest nugget of weirdness is yet another tribute to the late Floyd:

Miley posted the video above to Instagram with the caption, “Five foot bong almost complete this one is a collab with my f–king beyond kiewl fanz.”

It’s not clear how exactly Miley collaborated with fans on her latest creation, but as you can see in the clip, like just about everything she does these days, it involves Floyd:

First, there was the Floyd shrine that Miley also shared online. Then there were the Floyd tattoos that Miley somehow convinced her friends to have permanently scrawled on their bodies.

Now, Floyd is memorialized again, in the form of a friendship bracelet wrapped around Miley’s ginormous bong. 

Are you getting the impression that Miley misses her dog and really loves weed? Because we’re pretty sure that’s what she’s trying to tell us. That, and the fact that she’s getting weirder by the day:

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Owner Unfurls Unusually Long Tongue of Sleeping Dog: Look at It Go!

Sorry, Miley Cyrus.

You no longer have the most impressive tongue on the Internet.

The following video introduces us to a dog that somehow remains asleep and totally unfazed by the fact that its owner is pulling on its tongue… and pulling on its tongue… and, wow, he’s still pulling on its tongue!

The body part somehow keeps going and going, causing us to wonder if this is a tongue or an Air Head. Seriously, see for yourself: 

Dogs typically don’t like being bothered when they sleep, even when it’s just a cute kitten trying to be friends.

But this canine is apparently an exception in more ways than one. Can you believe the length of that tongue?!?

Here I come, couch!


Did someone move these pieces of furniture farther apart when I was asleep?!?

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Miley Cyrus Rocks Rainbow Wig, Is #boredasfuckwithnothingtodo

Miley Cyrus is in between Bangerz tour stops at the moment.

She’s completed the European leg of her tour and she doesn’t return to the U.S. stage until an August 1 show in New York.

In other words: the singer has a lot of time on her hands these days. Enough to build a shrine to her dead dog and take a shower with her new dog.

And also enough time to post photos to Instagram. Many photos to Instagram. Like, over 40 photos to Instagram in the past couple days alone, which is what happens when one is “#boredasfuckwithnothingtodo.”

The 21-year has apparently been filling her recent days with wigs, haircuts, sock shopping and jewelry-making – and recording it all for millions of followers!

Click through pictures of Miley on tour… and then click through examples of the star being bored and wacky on Instagram:

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Miley Cyrus is rocking a rainbow wig for this Instagram photo. It’s definitely a different look for the artist.

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29 Sexting Attempts That Were Not Sexy at All

“Sext your partner” they say! “It’ll be good for your relationship” they insist, with confidence.

Who is THEY, anyway, ’cause there’s a good chance they’ve never seen sexts like these!

Food as foreplay, bingewatching Netflix, and fort building exercises are among the topics these senders used to lure the objects of their affections into the bedroom.

If these people are trying to be sexy*, they’re totally failing miserably. Check out 29 funny sexting fails, quite possibly the least sexy sexts ever sent.

Seriously. These texts are about as sexy as Miley Cyrus riding a giant hot dog**.

Cheese and Wine


Candles, wine, and an assortment of cheeses all sound like the makings of a great night. So why does this sound so very unsexy?

* – We’re at least 82% certain none of these sexts are legitimately trying to be sexy. But there’s always 18% of the population who would use lines like this to pick up dates.

** – Or who would find images of Miley Cyrus riding a giant hot dog sexy.

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