Judge to Lindsay Lohan: SCRAM, Baby!



Looks like Lindsay Lohan is going back to her ankle monitor roots!

The train wreck had good reason to be scared of court today, as she was ordered to refrain from drinking or drugs, no excuses. If she drinks or does drugs? Jail time.

Judge Marsha Revel laid down the law in Beverly Hills court, instructing Lindsay that to remain free on bail, she can’t drink alcohol and must wear a SCRAM device.

In addition to the SCRAM (Secure Continuous Remote Alcohol Monitoring) bracelet, she must submit to random drug testa and attend all alcohol education classes.

She has to actually show up once a week this time, too.

Metal Detector ChicBikini + Ankle Monitor = Hot!

Lindsay Lohan is ordered through a metal detector at the courthouse. Hopefully she left her crack pipe in the car. Hopefully she parties on the SCRAM like in ’07, too.

Lohan’s lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, began to object to the conditions, but the judge said she would state out loud all the reasons why they were appropriate.

Holley then backed off and accepted the conditions.

The judge also indicated that Lindsay must stay in the L.A. area – which could threaten her new porn star role in a movie in Texas. Basically, Revel said tough luck.

Again, these are conditions imposed by the judge that must be met in order for Lindsay to remain free on bail after skipping her probation hearing last Thursday.

That hearing, to establish whether she violated the terms of her probation and if she will face consequences, has been rescheduled for July 6. Can she stay clean?!

We give it a few hours until she tries to hacksaw that piece off at least. Girl wakes up with cravings and has to satisfy them, hard and fast. This is gonna be rough.

Click to enlarge more Lindsay Lohan pictures from court:

Train Wreck in CourtLohan on the MoveKeeping the Train Wreck SafeSCRAMedWreckaliciousness

[Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

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