Khloe Kardashian Just Wants "Some Head," Rocks Hilarious Shirt on Instagram

Khloe Kardashian has been so unlucky in love the past couple years that you might start to think that she’s a demanding, high-maintenance girlfriend. Judging from her latest selfie, however, Khloe’s relationship goals are pretty simple. 

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Yes in the midst of all the relationship drama and questions about who Khloe’s real father is, the reality star is keeping it simple. She just wants some head in a comfortable bed. Is that too much to ask?

Obviously, this is a very different side of Khloe than the one we saw last week on Instagram. But while photos of Khloe playing with North West may have gotten more likes, we feel like this pic is a better representation of KK’s personality.

The shirt is a reference to Drake’s song “The Language,” but we get the feeling those words are also something of a personal motto for Khloe.

As is usually the case these days, she’s at the gym in this pic. We’re not sure how often she actually works out, but it seems like Khloe goes to the gym to pose for pics at least three to five times a week.

And they’re not always selfies! Sometimes Khloe has someone take pictures of her butt while she works out, which is really a service more gyms should offer, when you think about it. 

Personal trainers are great and all, but there’s no better motivation than taking a look at the view that everyone else sees from behind.

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Khloe Kardashian chills here in front of a green screen. She is now the big 3-0!!!

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Chris Brown to Haters: SUCK MY ASS If U Don’t Like What I Say!

Chris Brown is facing some pretty intense backlash for the pro-Ebola tweet he sent out yesterday, but he’s not exactly bending over backwards to apologize.

In fact, he appears to be in Defiant Breezy mode.

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If you missed it, Chris Brown’s Ebola Tweet stated, “I don’t know … but I think this Ebola epidemic is a form of population control. S**t is getting crazy bruh.”

Uhh, okay bruh.

Not shockingly, since he sounds like he’s pro-something that has claimed thousands of lives, and many fear will cause a global pandemic, the backlash was swift.

Among the anti-Chris comments included gems like “you believe this based on what evidence? Oh yeah, none” and “Why morons gotta be famous?”

Or, our personal favorite, “You’re not a smart person … at all.” Chris appeared to concede that point shortly thereafter, writing “Let me shut my black ass up!”

The angry replies kept piling up, though, and he soon enough, telling people off: “I say what I want. If u don’t like it…. “SUCK MY ASS” ( little Asian girl voice).”

Wow. Just wow.

That gem, and the original Ebola population control theory, are still live on his Twitter page, making us wonder who is managing this guy right now.

It’s unclear if Chris is implying that governments are targeting poorer African countries with Ebola, or was just trying to sound smart and get all scientific.

Either way, fail. At least when Kim Kardashian fears Ebola so much that she’s stocking up on hazmat suits, she’s taking the virus’ death toll seriously.

As for the people who agree with Chris’ population control point – and there are more than a few on his Twitter – they might feel differently soon enough.

If many more people like Nina Pham start coming down with this thing in the U.S. and the CDC can’t stop it, we’ll see how long the ignorant online noise.

Bruh.

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Chris Brown smoking weed – 3 joints at the same time no less. What a class act as always.

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Miley Cyrus on Bangerz Tour: I’ve Been Drunk the Whole Time!

Miley Cyrus performed in Melbourne, Australia last night, and apparently the land Down Under is entirely devoid of Internet access, as hundreds of parents brought young children to the show, somehow completely ignorant of what Miley had in store:

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Miley performing in Puerto Rico. Yeah, this stage show should be everyone’s bucket list.

Miley gets drunk and topless to promote her tour on Instagram, but still, Aussie grownups were shocked – shocked! – to see the former Hannah Montana, twerkin’, gyrating, and pleasuring herself on stage. 

Some families headed for the exit around the time Miley decided to give the crowd an update on how the tour’s been going so far:

“I got so drunk at other shows, puking at the side of the stage,” Miley said. “You can’t be under the influence at shows when you’re gyrating on f–king cars, so I’m sober. Well, sober-ish. I’m trying to create some memories for you motherf–kers here!”

Yeah, she’s just trying to create some memories! How ungrateful can you be, Australia?

Seriously though, if anyone was exposed to any age-inappropriate content, the fault lies entirely with their parents. 

Apparently they didn’t get the news about Miley’s semen and weed-based art show. Or her latest penises and pot leaves merchandise

Did we mention Miley loves sex and drugs? Because, yeah…that’s kinda her thing these days. Pro tip for parents who are unsure if they should take their kids to a Miley Cyrus concert: Google her.

It takes about two seconds and literally any result  you click on will show you what she’s all about. Hannah Montana is long dead, y’all.

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Miley Cyrus is smoking a pretend, gigantic joint in this concert photo. What else would you expect, she’s in Amsterdam?

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Amanda Bynes: Busted For Shoplifting in NYC?

Ever since troubled star Amanda Bynes was arrested for DUI in late September, her downward spiral has become sadder and stranger by the day.

The unsettling saga took yet another bizarre turn just hours ago …

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Last night, Bynes allegedly attacked a fan in a New York City club. Earlier today, she revealed that believes she has a microchip planted in her brain.

That’s not even it for the last 24 hours in Amanda’s world.

The latest news from Bynes’ whirlwind trip to NYC is that she was apprehended by security at posh Madison Ave. department store Barney’s after reportedly stealing a $200 hat.

Cops were called and witnesses say Bynes explained to the police that she had simply grabbed the hat to cover her face, as she was afraid of being recognized by fans.

The authorities believed Bynes claim that she had no intention of stealing anything and she was let go after being informed that she’s banned from Barney’s for life.

Well, that’s reassuring?

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Amanda Bynes thinks she is dope. The actress has posted this photo to Twitter.

To the surprise of absolutely no one, sources tell TMZ that the 28-year-old began “acting crazy” after she was caught and asked to re-enter the store.

Bynes won’t suffer any sort of legal consequences as a result of her most recent bizarre behavior, but the incident is yet another sign that this is going to end badly.

She’s unlikely to stop making these unwise decisions until someone in her life intervenes, which brings us to this rare piece of encouraging news:

Insiders say Bynes’ mother is planning an emergency trip to New York from California in hopes of convincing Amanda to enter rehab once again.

Those who know her best doubt her chances, however.

As we saw last July, it’s unlikely check herself in without a court order. All we can do is hope that someone gets through to her and that no one gets hurt first.

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Danny Green Apologizes for Laughing Out Loud in Holocaust Memorial Selfie

With his team in Berlin to play an exhibition game against Alba Berlin, San Antonio Spurs guard Danny Green played tourist this week and stopped by the Holocaust Memorial.

How very cultural of him, right? Sure, absolutely. Except, well…

The sharp shooter snapped a picture of himself at the sacred site and wrote as a caption to the image: “You know I had to do it one time lol #Holocaust.”

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Unsurprisingly, many reacted in a negative manner to the acronym for “Laughing Out Loud” being placed alongside the hashtag “#Holocaust.”

What, exactly, did Green find so funny?

Nothing, as he later changed the caption to read the following:

“A lot of history here, more than you could imagine…very sad/tragic things happened #holocaust #berlin.”

He also issued an apology via Twitter.

“I want to sincerely apologize for the insensitivity of my post! I have great respect n understanding for this country’s history n wanted to continue chronicling my experience in Berlin. But showed poor judgement…sorry once again”

Back in July, a similar controversy arose when teenagers snapped happy selfies while visiting Auschwitz.

Fortunately for Green, meanwhile, this scandal broke around the same time as Ray Rice knocking out his fiancee and Adrian Peterson beating up his child. So it’s doubtful anyone will give it much thought.

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Lance Armstrong denied it and denied it, but he eventually came clean: yes, he cheated to win every Tour de France.

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Kylie Jenner Posts "Emptiness" Quote Following Parents’ Divorce

Kylie Jenner looks to be in an introspective, somber and melancholy mood following the divorce filing that will end her parents’ marriage after 23 years.

At least from what we can glean from her latest cryptic Instagram post.

The 17-year-old reality star posted a quote pertaining to “insecurities” and “emptiness” on her Instagram this week, a day after Kris Jenner filed for divorce.

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The youngest child of Kris and Bruce Jenner wrote to her 12 million followers on the social network, using a quote from Miami-based writer R. M. Drake.

“I discovered that our disconnect was never because of the insecurities we felt, but rather the emptiness we created when we failed to make sense of ourselves.”

Kylie and sister Kendall Jenner, 18, were devastated by the news of their parents’ separation, which you know if you watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

“I don’t want to live like I have divorced parents!” Kendall sobbed to Kylie in the Season 9 premiere, and now it looks like you can remove the “like.”

Kris Jenner, 58, filed the divorce papers sans a lawyer, and Bruce Jenner, 64, responded with almost exactly the same terms and also no attorney.

They’ve worked this all out, it appears, to the point where there are no points of contention and both would simply be happier living apart from the other.

One of the few questions left unanswered is the future of Keeping Up, the lucrative E! reality TV franchise that has become the Kris Jenner flagship.

Aside from that, she and Bruce seem to have divided up their current and future earnings in a way both consider fair, and have no issues with the other.

Whether their children are as okay with it remains to be seen, as divorce is never easy for the kids, even if Kylie Jenner is almost (almost!!) a legal adult.

Kendall appears (maybe) to be coping with things slightly better than Kylie, posting a throwback photo of her parents in happier times with no caption.

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Kylie Jenner now and just a few years ago. She looks a tad different.

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Benedict Cumberbatch ‘is a true gentleman & a good actor,’ says Judi Dench

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Am I the only one staring at Benedict Cumberbatch’s bum? I know I’m supposed to be thinking about Alan Turing and WWII and the Oscar race, but now all I can think about is Cumby’s tweedy bum. Harvey Weinstein is running a brilliant campaign, eh? Vote for Cumby’s Tweedy Bum!! As for The Imitation Game, Benedict spoke to Vanity Fair briefly while he was at TIFF. It’s a nice clip. What self-respecting Cumberbitch asks Benedict about his favorite cheese though?

More Bendy news… he’s about to begin filming on Richard III, with Dame Judi Dench playing Cecily, Duchess of York, in the continuation of the BBC’s Hollow Crown series. The production begins next week and it will probably go on for the next… six months or so. Bendy was the one to approach Judi – publicly! – and ask her to be part of it. As it turns out, he’s known Judi all of his life.

Dame Judi Dench agreed to star opposite Benedict Cumberbatch in the BBC’s Richard III after the Sherlock actor propositioned her during a Shakespeare masterclass at the Hay Festival. However, Mandrake can disclose that the pair are in fact old friends.

“I knew him when he was a little boy at prep school before he went on to Harrow,” Dame Judi tells me. “His mother, Wanda Ventham, was at the Royal Central School of Drama a year ahead of me.”

“He is a true gentleman and a thoroughly good actor, which helps,” she says. “We start on Monday and it’s a huge project, six months in filming.”

Meanwhile, the actress says it is unlikely she will attend the Oscars next year. Despite being nominated for the Best Actress award, Dame Judi Dench was notably absent at this year’s awards after filming in India for the sequel to The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel clashed with the ceremony. Now, the actress, who turns 80 this year, confides that she is in no hurry to make an appearance.

“No, I don’t think I’ll attend,” she tells me. “I don’t imagine so. I mean I love them but I never like to speculate on these things.”

[From The Telegraph]

I always sort of wondered how Judi treated the younger actors she’s often paired with, if it’s “motherly” or something like that. It’s not. If you’ve ever seen her interact with Daniel Craig, she’s amazing. She’s flirtatious and silly and really funny. I feel like the younger men around her just love her completely.

PS… Bendy was out last night in London. You can see the pics here.

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Blake Shelton & Miranda Lambert Husband & Wife Are Both Up For Entertainer Of The Year For 48th Annual CMA Awards! (Complete CMA Nominee…

The 56th GRAMMY Awards - ArrivalsSomething tells me things are about to get a little competitive in the Lambert-Shelton household. Both Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton were nominated for Entertainer of the Year this morning when the nominees were announced for the 48th Annual CMA Awards! Hopefully Blake and Miranda can keep the competition friendly ;). They’re both so accomplished already, I’m sure they can. Keith Urban was also nominated for Entertainer of the Year, so I’m sure we’ll see Nicole Kidman at the CMAs to offer support. Check out the entire nominee list below. The 48th Annual CMAs will air live from Nashville on November 5 on ABC. RELATED: Both Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton win big at the 2014 CMT Music Awards!

Here’s the complete list of all the nominees. Congratulations and good luck to everyone!

ENTERTAINER OF THE YEAR

Luke Bryan
Miranda Lambert
Blake Shelton
George Strait
Keith Urban

SINGLE OF THE YEAR
(Award goes to Artist and Producer(s))

“Automatic”
Miranda Lambert
Produced by Frank Liddell, Chuck Ainlay, and Glenn Worf
RCA Nashville

“Drunk On A Plane”
Dierks Bentley
Produced by Ross Copperman, Jaren Johnston, Arturo Buenahora, Jr.
Capitol Records Nashville

“Give Me Back My Hometown”
Eric Church
Produced by Jay Joyce and Arturo Buenahora, Jr.
EMI Records Nashville

“Meanwhile Back At Mama’s”
Tim McGraw featuring Faith Hill
Produced by Byron Gallimore and Tim McGraw
Big Machine

“Mine Would Be You”
Blake Shelton
Produced by Scott Hendricks
Warner Bros./Warner Music Nashville

ALBUM OF THE YEAR
(Award goes to Artist and Producer(s))
Crash My Party
Luke Bryan
Produced by Jeff Stevens
Capitol Records Nashville

Fuse
Keith Urban
Produced by Benny Blanco, Nathan Chapman, Ross Copperman, Zach Crowell, Mike Elizondo, Dann Huff, Jay Joyce, Stargate, Keith Urban, and Butch Walker
Capitol Records Nashville

Platinum
Miranda Lambert
Produced by Frank Liddell, Chuck Ainlay, and Glenn Worf
RCA Nashville

Riser
Dierks Bentley
Produced by Ross Copperman, Jaren Johnston, and Arturo Buenahora, Jr.
Capitol Records Nashville

The Outsiders
Eric Church
Produced by Jay Joyce and Arturo Buenahora, Jr.
EMI Records Nashville

SONG OF THE YEAR
(Award goes to Songwriter(s))
“Automatic”
Nicolle Galyon, Natalie Hemby, and Miranda Lambert

“Follow Your Arrow”
Kacey Musgraves, Brandy Clark, and Shane McAnally

“Give Me Back My Hometown”
Eric Church and Luke Laird

“I Don’t Dance”
Lee Brice, Rob Hatch, and Dallas Davidson

“I Hold On”
Brett James and Dierks Bentley

FEMALE VOCALIST OF THE YEAR
Miranda Lambert
Martina McBride
Kacey Musgraves
Taylor Swift
Carrie Underwood

MALE VOCALIST OF THE YEAR
Dierks Bentley
Luke Bryan
Eric Church
Blake Shelton
Keith Urban

VOCAL GROUP OF THE YEAR
Eli Young Band
Lady Antebellum
Little Big Town
The Band Perry
Zac Brown Band

VOCAL DUO OF THE YEAR
Dan + Shay
Florida Georgia Line
Love and Theft
The Swon Brothers
Thompson Square

MUSICAL EVENT OF THE YEAR
(Award goes to each artist)
Bakersfield
Vince Gill and Paul Franklin
Mercury Nashville

“Meanwhile Back At Mama’s”
Tim McGraw featuring Faith Hill
Big Machine

“Somethin’ Bad”
Miranda Lambert duet with Carrie Underwood
RCA Nashville

“We Were Us”
Keith Urban featuring Miranda Lambert
Capitol Records Nashville

“You Can’t Make Old Friends”
Kenny Rogers duet with Dolly Parton
Warner Bros./Warner Music Nashville

MUSICIAN OF THE YEAR
Sam Bush (Mandolin)
Jerry Douglas (Dobro)
Paul Franklin (Steel Guitar)
Dann Huff (Guitar)
Mac McAnally (Guitar)

MUSIC VIDEO OF THE YEAR
“Automatic”
Miranda Lambert
Directed by Trey Fanjoy

“Bartender”
Lady Antebellum
Directed by Shane Drake

“Drunk On A Plane”
Dierks Bentley
Directed by Wes Edwards

“Follow Your Arrow”
Kacey Musgraves
Directed by Kacey Musgraves and Honey

“Somethin’ Bad”
Miranda Lambert duet with Carrie Underwood
Directed by Trey Fanjoy

NEW ARTIST OF THE YEAR
Brandy Clark
Brett Eldredge
Kip Moore
Thomas Rhett
Cole Swindell

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Nicki Minaj and Iggy Azalea: The Beef is OVER! Rappers Show Love Backstage at the VMAS!

Just weeks ago the Nicki Minaj-Iggy Azalea feud looked as though it was shaping up to be a rap feud for the ages.

When Nicki mocked Iggy at the BET Awards it was just the latest subtle jab in a hip hop cold war that seemed as though it would get worse before it got better.

Here at THG we had our popcorn out, and we were ready to enjoy some scathing diss tracks from two talented rappers. 

But then just as suddenly as it began…the beef was over.

Nicki Minaj and Iggy Azalea at the VMAs

That’s Nicki and Iggy interacting backstage, and sadly, witnesses say not a b-word was uttered.

In fact, the former rivals apparently had nothing but kind words for one another:

“You did great,” Iggy reportedly said, in reference to Nicki’s back-to-back performances.

Rather than taking Iggy-Ig down a peg with another accusation that she doesn’t write her own rhymes, Nicki simply smiled and said, “Thank you, baby.”

With all the hip hop violence that took place over VMA weekend, we guess we should be glad that these two have buried the hatchet.

But we were really looking forward to an epic war of words…

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Kim Kardashian in Balmain at the VMAs: unflattering, tacky or cute?

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Don’t yell at me, but when I was looking through these photos of Kim Kardashian with her Jenner sisters, all I could think about was “Sad hookers are sad.” I know that’s mean and anti-feminist. I apologize. But they do look sad! Sad and tacky. Kim, Kylie and Kendall came to last night’s VMAs because…? I’m still not sure. It’s not like Kanye West was there, although he was up for one award, Best Hip Hop, which went to Drake. (Who wasn’t there either.) Kim apparently came just to present Sam Smith’s performance. Maybe they’re friends? Why would Sam Smith be friends with Kim though? No, seriously? And Kim seemed freshly Botox’d too.

Anyway, Kim wore this completely ridiculous Balmain dress. This dress was meant for someone built like Kendall Jenner, someone tall with long legs, someone who is a size zero with little to no bust. I guess Balmain made it in a size 4 (!!!) for Kim though and she shimmied into it somehow. This is always the problem with Kim – she thinks she can and should wear major designers without even considering the fact that just because it’s a designer piece, doesn’t mean that it will be flattering on her figure. This makes her look shorter and heavier than she is in reality. And what could have been some sexy California bedhead-style hair ends up looking matted and not all that cute with this bad Balmain.

I can’t find the designer IDs on the Jenner sisters. I don’t mind Kylie’s look – it reminded me of Lorde’s look, honestly. And Kendall is SO slim.

Also: during the impromptu moment of silence for Ferguson and Mike Brown, the camera panned to Kim, Kylie and Kendall. They were texting. Because of course they were.

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