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I swear, you are going to be sick of Nicole Kidman within a week. Trust me. She’s going to be everywhere during the Cannes Film Festival. But for now, we can enjoy the fashion p0rn. Here are some photos of Nicole Kidman and Steven Spielberg (and Daniel Auteuil) at the photocall for the Cannes Film Festival jury. Spielberg is the jury chairman or whatever. Other jury members include: Christoph Waltz, Vidya Balan and Ang Lee. Do you think Ang Lee and Spielberg get along? I imagine they’re probably friendly and have a great deal of respect for one another, but let’s try to stir up someMore >
On Monday, we covered the story that Johnny Depp (49) and Amber Heard (27) finally put a public face on their long-rumored romance by holding hands at a Rolling Stones concert. So they’re an official couple now, and the Enquirer had just only predicted a few days beforehand that they would soon step out together because Amber was pressuring Johnny to go public with their relationship.
I still can’t believe either of them would go there. Johnny has always had relationship with iconic women whose public profiles matched his own, and now he’s with a run-of-the-mill blonde with big boobs and aMore >
When Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds split up, I was not surprised. Even though I think ScarJo was partially to blame – she was too young to settle down, she wasn’t honest with Ryan about who she was and is – I always thought that Ryan must be a piece of work in private. He just seems… I don’t know… like he wants a very “traditional” marriage with 1950s gender roles. He wants to find a girl with big boobs who will make him dinner every night and cater to his every whim. That kind of “traditional”. And some people thought he found that with Blake Lively.
Since getting with Ryan,More >
Last week, I never got around to writing about this dumb TMZ story in which Lindsay Lohan must have called them up to crack-whine about her incompetent lawyer, Mark Heller. Heller was actually called “incompetent” by the judge, which is scary because the California Justice System is all “would you like a blunt with your 3-day jail sentence for manslaughter?” Anyway, Lindsay called up TMZ to tell them that she’s definitely going to stick with Heller and she’s pissed off with the media for portraying Heller as some kind of My-Cousin-Vinny moron. LL reportedly said, “It’s allMore >
Rumorfix got a new red carpet interview with Courtney Stodden, which they parceled out into a couple of bite size quotes, each hysterical in their own right. I’m having fun imagining I’m the woman interviewing Courtney, because she’s got a smirk on her face the whole time and I can guess what she’s thinking while she strives to be friendly and not break out into a laughing fit. Courtney is of course the 18 year-old girl who became famous for marrying a now 52 year-old washed up character actor, Doug Hutchison, when she was just 16. She’s trying for some kind of singing career, and refusesMore >
Here are some new photos of Charlize Theron out in Beverly Hills with her son Jackson over the weekend. Jackson got a haircut! Charlize took him to the salon and he sat on her lap as he got a trim. Because mother and son both love a close crop, apparently. Speaking of Charlize’s hair – how righteous does it look these days? It just keeps looking better and better, right? I thought the high point was going to be the brunette fauxhawk, but I like her hair even more in these photos. Charlize just has the face and the attitude to pull off really short hair. She rocks it!!
Jennifer Lawrence attended the Independent Spirit Awards last night where she won the award for Best Female Lead. I’d be willing to bet that she cannot wait for the Oscars to be over tonight, but she managed to put her game face on for this event. Her dress here is Lanvin, and at least it’s more dramatic than the Dior she’s been sporting for most of the awards season, but it’s far too formal (and a little bit tacky) for this show, which takes place in a tent on the beach. Kaiser and I were discussing last night how no one can ever manage to style this girl correctly while highlightingMore >
Kim Kardashian covers the new issue of DuJour Mag, with a nice photo shoot by Bruce Weber. The photos are kind of pretty, but I’m not crazy about the “first pregnant photo shoot” hype. It’s Kim Kardashian – she does a million photo shoots a week! Anyway, you can read the full DuJour interview here – there’s a lot of comparisons of Kim to Elizabeth Taylor, and there are lots of eye-roll-y quotes from Kim. Some highlights:
Living life in the spotlight: “When you live your life so publicly, like on a reality show, people assume that they know every side of you already. But they always
As promised, here is Duchess Kate in London today, making an appearance at Hope House, a residential facility which works with Action on Addiction (one of Kate’s few patronages). This is Kate’s third public appearance since announcing her pregnancy early in her first trimester. The first two appearances were an award presentation for the Sports Personality of the Year, and then she made an appearance at the unveiling of her first portrait. So… no charity work in MONTHS. And her next appearance won’t be until March 5, so we have to savor what few appearances she deigns to make.