Taylor Swift "Blank Space" Video Gets Turned Into a Horror Movie: Watch the Trailer!

In her new single, Taylor Swift talks about “torture.” And a relationship that “goes down in flames.” She also mentions the fact that she’s “insane.”

So, wait, is “Blank Space” the name of Swift’s latest track? Or the title of a horror movie? Why can’t it be both?!?

The geniuses at Slate have transformed Swift’s version of Gone Girl’s Amy Dunne into a horror movie trailer… by just adding some sound effects to actual footage from the video.

Confused? Click play and you’ll simply be entertained.

The world in general has been having a lot of fun with Swift’s “Blank Space.” Including Swift herself!

Did you catch Taylor lip-syncing to the song while riding in a car with a beloved British DJ?

This young superstar has been absolutely everywhere since releasing her wildly popular new album last month, including the latest issue of Wonderland and even the cover of the latest issue of Time.

Unlike Kim Kardashian, however, Swift has kept her clothes on for these magazine spreads. 

And why wouldn’t she? Taylor Swift has actual talent to offer the world, not just large breasts and an Internet-shattering rear end.

In this case, that talent can best be described as How to Act Like a Total and Complete Nutcase. See what we mean in the following 19 GIFs from the “Blank Space” video:

Taylor Goes Elin Nordegren


This is what happens when Taylor Swift catches a man cheating, at least in her music video for “Blank Space.” She goes all Elin Nordegren on his car!

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Jessa Duggar’s parents copy her ‘wanton devilry’ kiss photo: gross or funny?

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Here ^^ is a new photo Jessa Duggar/Seewald posted to her Instagram over the weekend. Another “kiss” photo, only this one is much more chaste and holy than that trampy, unclean one from last week, when Jessa tried to put Lucifer’s tongue into her new husband’s mouth. NOPE. Never Again!! From here on out, there will only be chaste eyebrow kisses, thank you very much. Ben Seewald is still very unsettled by everything that happened: the harlot’s tongue, the wedding night, and those heathen rumors that he and Jessa consummated their marriage in the backroom of a church. For the record, no Duggar or Seewald has explicitly denied anything. But Jessa did post this to her Instagram:

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So, Jessa isn’t going to make us pay for laughing at the idea that a harlot Duggar girl would try to French her new husband and make him cry. She’s going to just let God take this one. God will punish us! Yeah… I have a whole list of stuff that I’m going to be punished for, so let’s just add this to the pile. Plus, my new happy place is imagining Ben’s face when Jessa tried to get him to touch her boobs.

Meanwhile, remember the Original Harlot/Unclean Kiss photo last week? Jessa’s parents, Michelle and Jim-Bob Duggar, decided to recreate it. Jessa posted this IG photo with the message: “My parents texted me this picture! This year marks 30 years of marriage, and they’re still in that “honeymoon” stage! It’s great to see older married couples still so madly in love! I love you Mom & Dad! @duggarfam.” Hork.

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Photos courtesy of Jessa Seewald’s Instagram.

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Kylie Jenner Rocks Stripper Gear in Raciest Instagram Pic Yet: Someone Put Some Clothes on This Girl!

In case you weren’t aware, Kylie Jenner is obsessed with Instagram.

More specifically, Kylie is obsessed with pushing the boundaries of what Instagram will allow in terms of 17-year-olds in various states of undress.

Instagram doesn’t allow nudity because it doesn’t want to become a porn site and it doesn’t allow 17-year-old nudity because it doesn’t want to get shut down by the FBI.

Despite that, Kylie has found clever ways to post insanely sexually charged pics on the photo-sharing site:

Kylie Jenner Stripper Boots Photo

Yes, that’s Kylie, who – in a normal family – would be finishing up high school and maybe applying for colleges rather than lacing up her thigh high hooker for the kind of selfie that would be racy at any age.

It’s photos like this that make us believe the rumors about Kylie being engaged to Tyga.

If Kris Jenner will allow her kids to put this stuff online, why wouldn’t she let her 17-year-old daughter marry a 25-year-old with a kid?

This pic might not be as racy as Kylie’s Halloween photo. In fact, it doesn’t show very much at all. 

It’s the implication that comes with a high school age girl putting this hyper-sexual image out into the world that’s troubling. Makes you glad we still live in a world where most parents would slap the phone out of their kids’ hand. 

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Kylie Jenner squats and shows off her cleavage in this photo. NOTE: She is 16 years old.

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Did Jessa Duggar & Ben consummate their marriage in a church closet?

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As we saw yesterday, The Harlot Formerly Known As Jessa Duggar has cast a wanton spell upon her new husband, Ben Seewald. The young couple – she’s 21 and he’s 19 – were chaste and pure for so long. But then Jessa front-hugged him and ever since then, the devil has made their love a battleground of sin and impurity. First the devil comes for front-hugs. Then the devil wants you to hold hands during prayer. Pretty soon the devil is making you post drowsy, unsexy kiss photos on Instagram. And it gets even worse than that!!! According to some pearl-clutching busybody at Jessa and Ben’s weekend wedding, Jessa is such a wanton trollop that she pulled Ben into some church closet so that they could front-hug without clothes just seconds after they said their vows. UNCLEAN!!! God is watching you fornicate, even if it only lasts about 12 seconds.

Jessa Duggar and Ben Seewald famously shared a private first kiss away from the altar immediately after their enormous wedding ceremony last weekend. But according to a shocked guest, the newlyweds may have done more than just smooch— and their steamy tryst wasn’t so private after all!

Wedding guest Mary B. claimed outrageous rumors spread among shocked guests at the reception that Jessa, 21, and Ben, 19, were caught in an act of “lust” when her free-spirited sister Jinger, 20, accidently opened the door to the couple’s “kiss” room in the Arkansas church.

“Multiple people were discussing that when Jinger opened the door to get Jess for the reception, she immediately closed the door with a look of shock on her face,” Mary alleged on Christian fundamentalist blog “My Life As A Stay At Home Wife And Mom.” “A big group of the girls were waiting outside the room to walk with her out…and my own daughters saw as well.”

“I am not sure why they would not wait for the evening to pray and then consummate God’s marriage,” Mary continued. “The Lord has blessed them and brought them together. To hear so many people discussing what they inadvertently walked into was heartbreaking and troubling….I believe Jessa and Ben are in deep lust with each other.”

[From Radar]

You can read the whole sorry, sinful story in the comments of this blog post. My favorite part? The mystery of why “they would not wait for the evening to pray and then consummate God’s marriage.” Does praying before sex make it hotter? ‘Cause I think it would kill the mood. But then again, I’m not some prissy fundamentalist who thinks it’s UNCLEAN for a newly married couple to get their front-hug on just as soon as the vows were spoken. Anyway, I’m not sure if I believe that Jessa and Ben were going FULL FRONT-HUG in the back of the church. I think they probably kissed (and Ben probably kept his lips tightly shut, thankyouverymuch HARLOT!) and maybe Jessa tried to get Ben to touch her boobs. And he probably cried about it and that’s what Jinger saw.

Update: There’s some concern that this whole thing might be a spoof. I think the original fundamentalist Christian blog is for real, but the comment on that blog – the comment with this UNCLEAN story – is probably a spoof. Or maybe the whole thing is a spoof. Could be.

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Beyonce and Jay Z: They’ve Totally (Not) Split!

Forget the renewed wedding vows in Paris.

Ignore the happy family photo at The Louvre.

Who cares about the fact that no credible, named source has gone on record with any real marital strife between Jay Z and Beyonce? This famous couple has totally split up.

According to the latest issue of In Touch Weekly, that is.

Beyonce and Jay Z Divorce Claim

See, apparently things were going smoothly for these two until THE FIGHT THAT CHANTED EVERYTHING.

The cover claims it took place of some “other woman” and that the bodyguard for Beyonce and Jay Z is behind this shocking report. So it’s totally and completely true and why would anyone question it?!?

Of course, rumors of a Jay Z and Beyonce divorce did make the rounds this summer, but mostly in the form of similarly-concocted tabloid tales and quotes from anonymous insiders.

As you can see in the following photo gallery, the First Couple of Music and Really of The Entire World appear to be doing just fine, thank you very much.

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Beyonce and Jay Z kiss in Paris on stage. The couple just renewed its vows and has put all rumors of their breakup to rest.

In other supermarket tabloid news from this week, Scott Disick is apparently in love with Khloe Kardashian. So, wow, yeah… that’s gotta be awkward around the family dinner table!

Almost as awkward as Selena Gomez being pregnant and alone…

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This tabloid cover story claims Selena Gomez miscarried Justin Bieber’s baby. For shame, In Touch Weekly.

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Artie Lange Tweets X-Rated, Slave-Based Fantasy About ESPN’s Cari Champion

WARNING: The following messages are rated R.

For both adult content. And their Ridiculously inappropriate nature.

On Tuesday, Artie Lange went on a Twitter barrage in reference to ESPN Cari Champion, who is best known for hosing the awful show First Take. The sexual rant began in a grotesque manner… and then only grew worse from there.

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“The chick on ESPNs First Take is so f-ckin hot! Trying to maintain erection and jerkoff to chick on First Take but they keep cutting back to Stephen A Smith and the white guy,” Lange wrote.

“Frustrating! I want the Chick on First Take to laugh at my white d-ck!”

Lange then proceeded to bring Champion’s race even more into the spotlight.

“Here’s the scenario I’m using to jerkoff to chick on First Take, he continued. “I’m T. Jefferson & she’s my slave. She beats the sh-t out of me & runs free. Then I c-m and she’s free! The Happiest ending ever! Then as reparations I make Skip Baylis (sic) my slave!

“I attempt to whip @CariChampion cuz she disrespected the Jefferson Plantation but she grabs whip & beats me I c*m like a fat founding father.”

In response to this vitriol, #iSupportCari started to trend today on Twitter.

Champion is yet to speak out on Lange’s disgusting Tweets, but we feel terrible for her. It’s bad enough having to sit across from Stephen A. Smith and Skip Bayless everyday.

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Amy Adams in very low cut Gucci at the LACMA gala: cheap or lovely?

The 2014 LACMA Art + Fiim Gala in LA

Here are some photos from the LACMA gala honoring Quentin Tarantino and Barbara Kruger. There were so many big names there that we’ve split up the coverage between Kaiser, Bedhead and me. First off is Amy Adams in a very low cut gown that I’ll assume is Gucci as they sponsored the event. This reminds me of some of Amy’s fashion this past awards season, which was very low cut. At that point Amy said that she paying homage to her American Hustle character, but there’s no easy excuse for this. Amy looks hot, it’s just that this dress would be just as lovely if it showed a hint of her décolletage instead of half of her boobs. It’s too much. Plus the silhouette is quite plain, I like a gown with more interest. Her styling is gorgeous though.

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Kate Beckinsale mixed up her usual tight, revealing fashion in a pale loose silk Gucci gown outlined in metallic beading. The dress subtly showed skin with a high leg slit and open back. This is incredible and such a memorable look.

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The 2014 LACMA Art + Fiim Gala in LA

Demi Moore continued her red carpet comeback in a navy and black cap sleeve full length Zac Posen gown. The dress featured an intricate leaf pattern and was accented with Neil Lane jewelry. Demi looks so pretty and elegant here.

The 2014 LACMA Art + Fiim Gala in LA

The 2014 LACMA Art + Fiim Gala in LA

Sisters Rosanna & Patricia Arquette were both in Gucci. Patricia’s date is a guy named Eric White, an artist. I think that he’s her new boyfriend. Patricia is really working that red one shoulder dress. Rosanna’s look is a bit plain, but cool cape.

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2014 LACMA Art + Film Gala Honoring Barbara Kruger And Quentin Tarantino Presented By Gucci - Red Carpet

Riley Keough looked kind of miserable in a cheap black dress with a crop top tied over animal print lace. Awful and her makeup needs blending.

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Let’s end with Christoph Waltz and Jamie Foxx. Both are dapper bastards in those suits but I wish that Foxx was smiling here. He’s much hotter when he smiles. That’s a great red velvet bow tie, Tom Hiddleston needs one just like it.

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2014 LACMA Art + Film Gala Honoring Barbara Kruger And Quentin Tarantino Presented By Gucci - Red Carpet

The 2014 LACMA Art + Fiim Gala in LA
The 2014 LACMA Art + Fiim Gala in LA
2014 LACMA Art + Film Gala Honoring Barbara Kruger And Quentin Tarantino Presented By Gucci
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2014 LACMA Art + Film Gala Honoring Barbara Kruger And Quentin Tarantino Presented By Gucci
2014 LACMA Art + Film Gala Honoring Barbara Kruger And Quentin Tarantino Presented By Gucci
The 2014 LACMA Art + Fiim Gala in LA
The 2014 LACMA Art + Fiim Gala in LA
The 2014 LACMA Art + Fiim Gala in LA
2014 LACMA Art + Film Gala Honoring Barbara Kruger And Quentin Tarantino Presented By Gucci - Red Carpet
2014 LACMA Art + Film Gala Honoring Barbara Kruger And Quentin Tarantino Presented By Gucci - Red Carpet
2014 LACMA Art + Film Gala Honoring Barbara Kruger And Quentin Tarantino Presented By Gucci - Red Carpet
2014 LACMA Art + Film Gala Honoring Barbara Kruger And Quentin Tarantino Presented By Gucci - Red Carpet
2014 LACMA Art+Film Gala honoring Barbara Kruger and Quentin Tarantino
2014 LACMA Art + Film Gala Honoring Barbara Kruger And Quentin Tarantino Presented By Gucci - Red Carpet
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2014 LACMA Art + Film Gala Honoring Barbara Kruger And Quentin Tarantino Presented By Gucci - Red Carpet
2014 LACMA Art + Film Gala Honoring Barbara Kruger And Quentin Tarantino Presented By Gucci - Red Carpet

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Kim Kardashian Halloween Costumes: Which is Best?

Kim Kardashian got very much into the Halloween spirit yesterday.

First, as previously documented, the former sex tape star dressed daughter North West up as a skunk. The toddler looking pretty stinking cute, we must admit.

Then, for a woman obsessed with being thin, Kim herself donned an appropriate outfit: she got all dolled up as a skeleton, as you can see for yourself here:

Kim Kardashian as a Skelton

But Kardashian wasn’t finished!

Later on in the day, Kim transformed herself into Vogue Editor-in-Chief Anna Wintour, while a likely confused Nori went as Vogue contributing editor Andre Leon Talley.

That’s makeup artist Joyce Bonelli (as Grace Coddington, creative director of Vogue) ad her son (a small Karl Lagerfeld) joining in on the fun:

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Talley penned an article last week in which he referred to Kim, Kanye West and North as the First Family of Fashion.

He was also on hand to document the reality TV star’s wedding to Kanye in May; while West and Kardashian, of course, covered the April 2014 issue of Vogue magazine.

We’ve posted a look back at that pictorial below as we ask readers to debate and decide: Which Kim Kardashian Halloween costume do you like best?

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Awww, what a loving family! Kanye West, Kim Kardashian and North West cuddle up here for Vogue.

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Miley Cyrus vs. Rihanna: Battle of the Exposed Boobs!

Miley Cyrus and Rihanna both made an appearances last night in Los Angeles the 2014 amfAR Gala, a fundraiser hosted by Tom Ford and Gwyneth Paltrow that aimed to make money for AIDS research.

And make money it sure did, thanks partly to the generosity of Cyrus: she donated $500,000 to the important cause. WHOA!

She also dressed a tad… scantily.

Cyrus wasn’t alone in leaving very little to the imagination, however, as Halloween came early for Rihanna as well. Compare the X-rated outfits on both stars now and decide:

WHO LOOKS MORE RIDICULOUS?

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Neither Miley Cyrus nor Rihanna left much to the imagination at the 2014 amfAR Gala. Compare their outfits here and vote on the most ridiculous.
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Both Rihanna and Miley, of course, are famous for baring nearly everything on Instagram.

A day rarely goes by without some kind of Rihanna topless or Cyrus topless picture hitting the World Wide Web.

So we should probably be grateful that they’re at least covered up in the red carpet images above.

Here’s a closer look, meanwhile, at the revealing dress worn by Miley Cyrus for the occasion:

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This is what Miley Cyrus wore to the 2014 amfAR LA Inspiration Gala. Apparently, it was a bra-free event… at least as far as Miley was concerned.

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Emily Ratajkowski loves casual sex, won’t use handcuffs for first-time sex

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Emily Ratajkowski covered the November issue of Cosmopolitan, which we covered about a month ago. The cover was super-cleavagey and the quotes were pretty vapid. I mean, Emily self-identifies as a feminist, which is good, but her feminism involves non sequiturs like “I feel lucky that I can wear what I want, sleep with who I want and dance how I want, all while still being a feminist.” I can walk my dog while still being a feminist! I have her beat. In that Cosmo interview, she also confirmed (?) that her boobs are real, which I questioned. We had a debate about it and I still don’t know where most of you came down. Anyway, there are seemingly more quotes from that Cosmo interview. That’s how the UK papers are attributing it, but God knows. Here are the new quotes:

The London-born Blurred Lines babe has revealed she is desperate for casual sex. And the beauty, 23, is so keen on 50 Shades Of Grey-style sessions, she insists any lovers follow her raunchy directions between the sheets.

Emily said: “If I want to have casual sex, I’ll do it. I have a friend who sleeps with a different guy every week. Another friend is the opposite. She gets drunk, and she’s like: ‘If I go home with somebody, I’m validated.’”

She also told US Cosmopolitan: “Sometimes you want to be in charge, sometimes you don’t. My moods change. I’m not the girl who will handcuff someone the first time I sleep with him. But I’m also not going to cry during sex because I think it’s so romantic. What I want at any given moment is different.”

[From The Daily Star]

Wait, “validated” or “violated”? I’m trying to understand the structure of that sentence. As for Emily being okay with casual sex… okay. That’s fine with me. She’s not married, she’s a free agent, she’s young. Why wouldn’t she be having casual sex? Aren’t most young women having casual sex? Why is this even a thing that needs to be declared in a magazine? As for the handcuffs and pillow-weepers… that should be the title of my memoir. Handcuffs & Pillow-weepers: A Gossip Guide.

Emily in Dublin a few weeks ago:

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