Happy 40th birthday, Dita Von Teese. For your birthday, I shall give you Robert Pattinson. Eat him up like birthday cake. [Dlisted]
CBS’s Sherlock knockoff isn’t bad? Hm. [LaineyGossip]
Ben Affleck looking scruffy and kind of hot. [Pop Sugar]
Review of Looper: my mom wants to see it! [Pajiba]
Ginnifer Goodwin looks pretty good here. [Go Fug Yourself]
Lea Michele is leggy, bangsy. [A Socialite Life]
Cameron Diaz has a new photo shoot, and it’s not bad at all. [The Blemish]
Trailer for Paranormal Activity 4: too scary for me, you guys. [Evil Beet]
Salma Hayek has stage-fright. Blah. [Celebslam]
God, Rihanna just looks awful here. [Jezebel]
Richie Sambora is remarkably un-Botoxed. [Seriously OMG WTF]
The late Johnny Lewis’s biggest problem was probably XENU. [ICYDK]
Ann Coulter appeared on The View today, and it was predictably awful. [OMG Blog]
Melisaa McCarthy + Jason Bateman = magic! [The Frisky]
Snoop Dogg talks reincarnation, Bob Marley, etc. [Wonderwall]
Amanda Seyfried’s corpsey Vs Mag shoot. [Amy Grindhouse]
Suri Cruise is probably talking to her daddy on the phone. [INFDaily]
Is Nicki Minaj getting her reality show? [Starcasm]

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