Kim Kardashian: Makeup-Free on Instagram!

Kim Kardashian may have had some problems with her camera this weekend.

But she had no problem showing fans her all natural look.

The Keeping Up with the Kardashians star posted a (tiny) picture to Instagram yesterday, writing online after spending time at the San Diego Zoo with her daughter:

“No make up kinda weekend.”

Kim Kardashian Without Makeup On

Kardashian has been all about her looks these days.

More than a year after giving birth to North West, she keeps complaining about the 15-20 pounds of baby weight she has to lose.

Even more annoyingly, she’s now being paid a large sum of money to shill for a ridiculous weight loss corset, actually telling fans to go buy some device called Whats a Waist despite the fact that one SHOULD have a waist.

It’s totally normal and Kim is setting a terrible example for women by focusing so much on extreme weight loss.

So let’s hope this no makeup photo is the start of Kardashian going in the opposite direction, of her telling fans they ought to be happy with who they are and how they look.

Let’s hope… but not hold our breath for it.

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Kim Kardashian’s doesn’t lie about the fact that makeup MAKES her who she is. She’s shared more than one tutorial about how to get her signature look using highlighting products to contour her face.

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North West: Kimye’s Baby Has a Gold Toilet, Already Owns $1 MILLION in Jewelry!

If you thought Kim and Kanye buying a $20 million mansion was obnoxiously extravagant, you may want to stop reading here.

The latest issue of Star magazine is filled with details about the many astonishing ways in which Mr. and Mrs. West spoilt their only daughter, North, and the whole thing is far more ridiculous than you could ever imagine.

Morning, Kim and Nori!


It’s Kim Kardashian and daughter Nori! The former posted this photo online with a simple caption: Good morning.

The info comes from an unnamed source close to the couple who says Kim and Kanye “see Nori as an extension of themselves” and are “addicted to spoiling her.”

The insider presumably provided the following details without bursting into laughter or tears. Good for her!

  • Remember the gold toilets at the Kimye wedding? Norri has a mini one of her own!
  • Nori has a six-figure handbag collection that includes a customized “mini-Berkin!”
  • Kanye has already shelled out over a mill to dress Norri in custom clothes from Givenchy, Gucci, and Louis Vuitton!
  • Highlights of North’s $1 million dollar jewelry collection include a $75,000 pair of diamond earrings and ruby bracelet insured for $500,000!
  • Kanye has stipulated that North must only travel in Range Rovers, Bentleys, Porsches, and the like. He’s been reportedly been heard to remark, “This girl is never riding in a Honda!”
  • And, of course, the source says Kim and Kanye, “Don’t want [North] associating with people who aren’t rich, famous or ‘good enough’ for her.”

And that’s where it goes from ridiculous to ridiculous and sad. Be horrible, elitist D-bags all you want, Kim and Kanye, don’t pass your awful insecurities onto your daughter…at least until she’s a teenager!

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West: Just Married!


They were Just Married! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West pose here inside their wedding photo booth.

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Kim Kardashian: BANNED From Brody Jenner’s Birthday Party!

Both parties have denied the existence of a Brody Jenner-Kim Kardashian feud, but actions speak louder than words. and it’s clear from their recent activities that there’s some serious bad blood between these two.

First Brody skipped Kim’s wedding, with the lame excuse that he had to work that weekend. Then, Brody attended the wedding of Reggie Bush, whom Kim dated for on and off for three years.

Yesterday, in what may have been the biggest eff-you of all, Brody threw a massive party for his 31st bithday…and invited the entire family except for Kim and her mom, Kris Jenner.

  • Kim at Teen Choice Awards
  • Brody Jenner Red Carpet Picture

And sources say it wasn’t a case of Kim’s invitation getting lost in the mail. Brody sent a very clear message that he didn’t want his half-sis at his shindig:

“There was never any thought to even invite Kim,” a source revealed. “Publicly the two will say there is no feud, but that is all for keeping up the appearance of having a big extended family for the sake of the reality show.”

“Brody never sees Kim except when they are filming and the two aren’t even considered friends.”

Some have even suggested that Brody booked Kim’s favorite venue for the party – the Polo Lounge at the Beverly hills Hotel – simply as a big middle finger to Kim.

They can deny it all they want, but we think it’s safe to say these two do not get along.

Seth Rogen vs. Nancy Grace


Nancy Grace wondered aloud on Twitter whether pot was to blame for a guy killing his wife. Seth Rogen replied that the anchor is a “dumbass.”

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Mother Actually Feeds Pageant Daughter Tapeworms to Help Her Lose Weight

As re-enacted in a recent episode of “Untold Stories of the ER,” a Florida woman recently fed her daughter a bunch of tapeworms in order to help the teen lose weight for a beauty pageant.

Maricar Cabral-Osori, the child’s ER nurse, relayed the disgusting story to Discovery Health, telling the network that the unnamed teen “pooped all these tapeworms” out in the hospital after complaining of stomach cramps.

“There were a couple that were very long and wiggling around trying to get out of the toilet bowl,” Cabral-Osori added, ensuring we lose our appetite for the rest of the day.

Really Blowing It


Someone needs to swallow hard and tell this mother what she’s doing wrong.

Cabral-Osori said the mother did at least turn pale and embarrassed when she saw what her daughter passed.

She then tried to explain that she just wanted her kid to “lose a little weight” prior to an upcoming competition.

Somewhere, Kim Kardashian is likely nodding along in total understanding of this move and wondering: where can I get a tapeworm?!?

The only remaining question now is this: Who is worse, this mother or the father filmed his son pulling out his tooth with a Hot Wheels car?

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Kim Kardashian Kashes in on "Charity" Auctions: She Made HOW MUCH Last Year?!

Part of the reason that Kim Kardashian can afford a $20 million mansion while the rest of the world struggles with rent and mortgages, is that she takes advantage of every available opportunity to make a buck off of her name.

Projects like the Kim Kardashian video game would’ve been turned down by just about any other A-list celeb in Hollywood. And don’t even get us started on Kim’s book of selfies.

Kim Kardashians Butt Selfie


Hello, Kim Kardashians’s rear end! The reality star posted this shot on Instagram.

If cashing in on fame is the name of the game, then Kim is trouncing the competition. A new report from Radar Online, however, suggests that Kim may have taken her willingness to do anything to line her pockets to sickening new heights.

For years, Kim has bragged about selling her used clothes through eBay, with the proceeds going to charity. Now Radar claims to have uncovered evidence indicating that in 2013 only about $44,000 went to charity, with more than $400,000 going straight to Kim.

Yes, only about ten percent of the profits ended up going to charity, and while that’s $44,000 that Life Change Community Church (a ministry founded by Kim’s mom, Kris Jenner) may not have had otherwise, buyers made their purchases with the understanding that all of the money would be going to charity.

Which means, of course, that it’s not unlikely that Kim could end up being sued for fraud. We didn’t think it was possible, but Kim’s made shooting a sex tape with Ray J look like an honest, respectable way to earn a living. 

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Kim gets her ugly cry on. It’s definitely not her best look.

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Kim Kardashian Enjoys Mexican Date with Her #SexyMan: See the Photo!

The Mexican vacation is over for Kim Kardashian.

She must tragically go from posing for bikini pictures in another country to… posing for pictures in her native country.

But before leaving Punta Mita, the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star enjoyed a date night with husband Kanye West, posting a new picture of the couple to Instagram and writing as a caption:

“#MexicoNightsWithMySexyMan.”

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in Mexico

We’re not sure how Kim found time to look so well-rested for the evening out, considering she tried to nap earlier in the day, but couldn’t do so because someone dared to snap a photo.

The stars were staying for a few days at Casa Aramara, Joe Francis’ beachfront estate; Kanye has been working on his new album there, while Kim has been whining about her weight.

Kardashian has flown frequently to Mexico often this summer while West recorded new tracks south of the border.

North West even took her first steps in Punta Mita during a July trip there, as Kim excitedly wrote online soon afterward:

“Our baby girl finished one week of swimming lessons today then took her 1st steps right when she got out of the pool!!!! Mommy & Daddy are so proud of you!!!!”

In other words, as you can tell here, Nori got more accomplished in Mexico than Mommy did:

Kim Kardashian: Bikini and Boobs!


We’d recognize these boobs anywhere! It’s a photo of Kim Kardashian lounging around in Mexico.

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Kim Kardashian: North West Loves Kanye More Than Me!

While Jay Z and Beyonce maintain tight control over Blue Ivy photos and rarely speak about their 2-year-old daughter in interviews, Kim Kardashian is busy making sure that North West is the most overexposed child on the planet.

North made her modeling debut within days of learning to walk (seriously) and photos of the directionally named superstar baby have been known to go for top dollar.

Morning, Kim and Nori!


It’s Kim Kardashian and daughter Nori! The former posted this photo online with a simple caption: Good morning.

Yes, Kim even made North’s first birthday into a media event, so it should come as no surprise that she’s willing to talk about every aspect of the little girl’s life in interviews…including which parent she seems to prefer.

We probably shouldn’t be surprised by this one, but Kim revealed in a recent interview that Norri is the world’s youngest Kanye fan:

“She’s been saying daddy and dada for a really long time. Since she was seven months,” Kim said in a recent interview. In the interest of saving face, she quickly added, “She says mama [too].  She said it the night before Mother’s Day, but she doesn’t say it much.”

Wow. Talking at seven months and she knows when it’s Mother’s Day? If there’s one couple we wouldn’t have expected to create a genius baby, it’s certainly Kimye. 

As for Nori’s parental preference, that’s kind of a no-brainer, don’t ya think? Dad’s always on the road or wearing diamond-studded Versace leather masks around the house, so it’s a thrill whenever you get to see his face.

Meanwhile, mom’s constantly making you pose for selfies, and it’s gotta be kind of insulting when she spends hours Photoshopping your pics. You made the right call, Nori. 

North West


North West. The spawn of Kimye being named after a direction may be the dumbest thing in human history. At the same time, if she doesn’t grow up to have a signature fragrance called North by North West, this is not a planet we wanna be living on.

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Kids Pose Like Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, Humanity Weeps

We don’t know the names of the kids in the following photo.

We don’t know their ages or their hometowns or their lots in life or anything aside from what is depicted below.

But we just hope pray there’s still hope for the children, though we fear it may be too late, considering the pose they’re making in this image and how they’re clearly striving to be just like – GULP! – Kim Kardashian and Kanye West…

Kimye Wannabes

Kim, naturally, finds the wannabe stars “cute,” but a few other adjectives enter our mind first. Like… misguided.

Remember in August 2013 when President Obama argued that Kim and Kanye were representative of a negative shift in celebrity culture?

A few years ago, “kids weren’t monitoring every day what Kim Kardashian was wearing, or where Kanye West was going on vacation, and thinking that somehow that was the mark of success,” Obama said, making us wonder what he’d think of a $5 million Kim Kardashian cathedral.

Perhaps the kids above can look through the following Kim Kardashian photos and realize that the ex-sex tape star isn’t one to emulate after all. Far from it, in fact.

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Kim gets her ugly cry on. It’s definitely not her best look.

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Chris Pratt Downs Vodka, Accepts Ice Bucket Challenge

It’s apparently not enough for Chris Pratt to own the movie world, or even the celebrity rapping world, these days.

He must also own the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge.

As most Internet users know by now, the Ice Bucket Challenge has been making its way around social media, with stars and everyday folks alike having chilled water dumped on them in order to raise awareness of this debilitating disease.

Pratt, the awesome dude behind Star Lord in Guardians of the Galaxy, initially tries to take a different approach to the challenge in the following video. An alcohol-based approach.

But give it a minute and then watch as ice water comes cascading down on Pratt, again and again and again and, yes… again.

Who else has accepted the Ice Bucket Challenge in Hollywood? Who hasn’t it?!?

But here’s a look at a couple recent favorites:

Justin Bieber Accepts Ice Bucket Challenge


Ice Bucket Challenge, accepted! Watch Justin Bieber douse himself for a good cause.

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Celeb Blind Item Who Plans To Gain Weight Just To Lose It?

Blind-Folded-Man17Now this is someone who’s desperate for attention! This celeb is looking to put on the pounds just to publicly lose them again. Get the deets after the break.

Which famous for being famous person is soooo desperate to get back into the spotlight that she is telling friends she plans to put on a lot of weight, and then lose it, to get the cover of PEOPLE magazine.

This celebrity has made a brand out of weight loss, but after her career has disappeared she will do anything to get back into the spotlight.

The plans is to disappear for several months and eat as much as she can. Then return and let people attack her, this way she will win back the publics support. then she will lose the weight and sell the pictures!

EVIL GENIUS!

Any guesses who this could be? I’m going to be thinking on this for a while…

- Item from Naughty But Nice Rob

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