Monica Lewinsky Comes on Twitter, Gets Blown Away By Loads of Crude Jokes

Monica Lewinsky is back, and you know what that means: Lots of BJ jokes!

But when she’s not making fun of Bruce Jenner like the rest of us, Lewinksy is forced to endure endless gags (sorry) about the times she gave oral sex to a sitting US president.

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While she’s kept out of the spotlight in the years since the Bill Clinton sex scandal, the mere mention of Lewinksy’s name brings to mind images of stained blue dresses and improperly placed cigars.

Beyonce name-dropped Lewinsky in “Partition” back in May. Just days prior, a controversial New York Post headline claiming that Lewinsky “sucks” went viral online.

Needless to say, it’s been a rocky return to public life for the 41-year-old former intern, and her social media debut yesterday didn’t go much smoother.

Seemingly all too aware of what was coming (again, sorry) Lewinsky sent out her first tweet, “#HereWeGo” early Monday morning.

Within minutes, Lewninsky’s page looked like the minutes from a meeting of late 90s late night comedy writers. Some samples:

“Hey I’m just here to drop some loads…of knowledge.”

“Can you recommend a good dry cleaner please?”

“Insert answer about ML not answering b/c of being too polite to talk with her mouth full.”

You get the point. Of course, Lewinsky’s reemergence into public life is part of her campaign to combat cyber bullying, so the reception she’s received on Twitter has only helped to prover her point.

Of course, many have pointed out that she’s one of very few Americans to have a presidential scandal named after, and she would have been the butt of jokes in whatever media was available at the time.

But the fact remains that the Internet in general and social media in particular provide a sort of stranger-to-victim access that never existed in previous generations, leaving all of us more vulnerable than ever before.

And certainly no one is more aware of that frightening truth than Monica Lewinsky.

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Teresa Giudice Begs Judge For Placement In Connecticut Facility Over West Virginia

The Book Expo 2012 In New YorkDid you hear the rumors that Teresa Giudice was talking with new attorneys about possibly appealing her sentence? She made a comment about how she thought her attorneys would “fight for me,” so it sounds like she thought they should have done more. Maybe she blames them for getting prison time over house arrest or probation. Well, Teresa has retained new legal counsel, and her attorney has already sent a letter to the judge in an attempt to get placed at the federal prison in Danbury, Connecticut, which is close to New Jersey, over the federal prison on West Virginia. RELATED: Teresa Giudice is recording videos for her daughters while Joe pleads guilty to another crime.

According to Radar Online, Teresa’s attorney has sent a letter to the judge.

During Ms. Giudice’s sentencing, the Court expressed its intent to have Ms. Giudice serve her sentence in a camp environment. The sentencing transcripts reflect that Your Honor mentioned ‘Danbury and West Virginia.’ We acknowledge that at the time of sentencing, defense counsel did not ask for a specific designation.
“However, upon review of the judgment of conviction, and in discussions with a Bureau of Prisons expert, the language of the judgment as written will likely result in Ms. Giudice being designated to Metropolitan Detention Facility Brooklyn, or Metropolitan Correctional Facility Manhattan…both of which are administrative facilities that house females,” the letter continues. “This was clearly not the intention of the court when inquiring as to Danbury or West Virginia as a designation.
“Ms. Giudice’s offense and her Bureau of Prison classification will qualify her to be designated to a camp, however, the language of the judgment must reflect the same. At this time we respectfully request the Court to amend Ms. Giduice’s JOC to state ‘the Court strongly recommends a non-administrative facility placement, specifically, the FCI Danbury Satellite Camp to facilitate visitation with her young children; or if Danbury is full, we would ask for an alternative camp, specifically Alderson in West Virginia, for Ms. Giudice to serve her sentence.’”

Teresa reportedly opted against filing an appeal of her sentence, since it would have been rejected immediately, given that one of the conditions of the plea deal was that she would accept whatever sentence would be handed down. However, even this letter feels unnecessary. The judge doesn’t decide where Teresa will be placed (that’s up to the prison administrators and is based on availability at the time she has to surrender), and the Danbury facility is transitioning to a men-only prison, so it’s unlikely she would be sent there. It looks like she’s going to the mountains of West Virginia.
I can understand Teresa doing this, though. She must feel so helpless. I can’t even imagine…

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Tori Spelling: Hospitalized, Quarantined Due to Mysterious Illness

Tori Spelling was rushed to an LA hospital over the weekend after displaying a wide array of worrisome symptoms.

Sources say Spelling was coughing uncontrollably and having difficulty breathing. She was reportedly running a high fever which caused hospital staff to quarantine the reality star.

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As troubling as all that sounds, there are two important facts that make Tori’s make condition somewhat less dire:

1. Despite rumors to the contrary Tori is not pregnant, and 2. Tori does not have Ebola, which is something that her publicist actually felt the need to mention. 

Obviously, Tori is very sick, but insiders say it’s most likely a bad case of the flu. She’s expected to make a full recovery within the next week, and she was quarantined merely out of an “abundance of caution.”

Most likely, Tori will be released from the hospital later today, and she’ll probably have to respond to accusations that she made the whole thing up to drum up ratings for her reality show.

After all, there’s evidence to suggest Tori faked Dean McDermott’s affair with Emily Goodhand just to make her life more compelling to television audiences.

Also, back in April, Tori was accused of faking a hospital stay for the sake of her Lifetime series. Even so, we’re gonna give her the benefit of the doubt and assume that this time around she’s legitimately ill. 

In any event, we sincerely hope she’s not pretending, because faking a viral infection at a time when millions of Americans are terrified of an epidemic would be a new low that we never thought Tori capable of.

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Tori and Dean share a touching moment. So much to say about these two.

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Taylor Swift Lashes Out Against "Sexist" Critics

Though she hasn’t yet confirmed it publicly, it’s pretty clear that Taylor Swift’s “Out of the Woods” is about Harry Styles.

Recently, Taylor spoke about her breakup with Harry during an exclusive listening party with a group of fans, and Swfity diehards have parsed the lyrics and found numerous clues that the singer had Styles on the mind when she wrote the song.

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Taylor looked better than ever as she stepped out in Manhattan today. NYC seems to agree with her!

Obviously, there’s nothing new or unusual about Taylor writing about ex-boyfriends and broken hearts. After all, intimate breakup ballads have been her bread and butter ever since her first single hit the airwaves back in 2006.

Yes, Taylor has used her love life as inspiration throughout her career and it’s a practice that’s often made her the butt of jokes. This time around, however, Swift isn’t taking the criticism lying down.

Last week, British pop star and television personality Olly Murs, offered the following take on Taylor’s latest single:

“Come on, let it go. Write something new that isn’t about Harry. Bless him, it’s been like two years and he’s still getting lashed out, isn’t he?”

Today, Taylor shot back with a biting takedown of Murs’ critique:

“I think frankly that’s a very sexist angle to take. No one says that about Ed Sheeran. No one says that about Bruno Mars. They’re writing songs about their exes, their current girlfriends, their love life and no one raises a red flag there.”

Murs says he’s reached out to Swift and apologized and there’s no bad blood between them.

Looks like the days of the shrinking violet Taylor are over. Anyone who saw Swift’s reaction to John Cleese dissing her cat knows that this is not a girl to be messed with.

She's Never Been in Love!


Yes, the woman who’s as famous for her dating life as for her music says that when she looks back on her relationships, she realizes none of them were “real love.”

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Nicholas Brendon Busted For Destruction of Property, Resisting Arrest After Drunken Disturbance

Actor Nicholas Brendon of Buffy the Vampire Slayer was detained in Boise, Idaho, Friday night on suspicion of damaging property and resisting arrest.

The 43-year-old blamed his outburst on a combination of prescription medication and alcohol and says he is very sorry for “unacceptable” behavior like this.

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In town for Tree City Comic Con, he spent several hours in jail after a hotel lobby altercation in which he exhibited “signs of intoxication,” per police.

Brendon “repeatedly refused officers’ commands to stay seated as officers tried to speak with witnesses” and also allegedly broke a decorative dish.

He was then booked into a local jail on criminal charges of malicious injury to property and resisting or obstructing officers, which are both misdemeanors.

He was later released on $600 bond the following day after which he promptly addressed the situation. “I apologize,” the actor began in a statement.

“Usually those words end a message like this but I am beginning with them to emphasize how much I regret disappointing my family, my fans, and myself.” 

“I can offer an explanation but I make no excuse for my unacceptable behavior.”

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Waka Flocka Flame was arrested at the Atlanta airport for packing heat. That’ll do it every time.

“For the past 5 days, I have been taking prescription pain medication to help me manage a cyst behind my knee cap, which is scheduled for corrective surgery on Monday.”

“I made the poor decision to mix this prescribed medication with alcohol. The result was embarrassing and unacceptable,” he confessed in the statement.

“I intend to seek appropriate treatment and therapy for my medical ailments as well as my emotional demons,” he said. “Again:  I apologize.”

“Those two small words don’t begin to express my regrets,” the troubled star acknowledged, “but they do mark the beginning of my recovery.”

“During this difficult time, I appreciate understanding as I pursue rehabilitation … and I value support as I earn redemption with my family, friends, and fans.”

Brendon’s arrest comes just one week after he tied the knot with girlfriend Moonda Tee in Las Vegas. Here’s wishing him a full and fast recovery.

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Justin Bieber looks pretty darn happy here in his mug shot, doesn’t he? Perhaps that’s because he is under the influence of… something.

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Khloe Kardashian Just Wants "Some Head," Rocks Hilarious Shirt on Instagram

Khloe Kardashian has been so unlucky in love the past couple years that you might start to think that she’s a demanding, high-maintenance girlfriend. Judging from her latest selfie, however, Khloe’s relationship goals are pretty simple. 

Khloe Kardashian Wants Head

Yes in the midst of all the relationship drama and questions about who Khloe’s real father is, the reality star is keeping it simple. She just wants some head in a comfortable bed. Is that too much to ask?

Obviously, this is a very different side of Khloe than the one we saw last week on Instagram. But while photos of Khloe playing with North West may have gotten more likes, we feel like this pic is a better representation of KK’s personality.

The shirt is a reference to Drake’s song “The Language,” but we get the feeling those words are also something of a personal motto for Khloe.

As is usually the case these days, she’s at the gym in this pic. We’re not sure how often she actually works out, but it seems like Khloe goes to the gym to pose for pics at least three to five times a week.

And they’re not always selfies! Sometimes Khloe has someone take pictures of her butt while she works out, which is really a service more gyms should offer, when you think about it. 

Personal trainers are great and all, but there’s no better motivation than taking a look at the view that everyone else sees from behind.

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Khloe Kardashian chills here in front of a green screen. She is now the big 3-0!!!

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Teresa Giudice to Write Tell-All Book While in Prison

Even though Teresa Giudice is still trying to get out of her sentence, the rest of the world knows there’s no getting around it:

Teresa is going to prison. But on the bright side, the PR manager she’s hired to help her navigate the crisis is encouraging her to make productive use of her 15 months behind bars.

Teresa Giudice Going to Court

“She will make money off of a tell-all book because people will want to know her prison secrets,” says Wendy Feldman who is herself an ex-con. “I have shared my prison secrets and tricks with Teresa from day one.”

Feldman has mapped out a strategy for Teresa that includes conducting interviews while she’s still locked up (if prison officials allow it) and launching a nationwide PR as soon as possible after being released. 

Feldman points out that Teresa is in the news now more than ever and has the opportunity to make her substantial Real Housewives of New Jersey earnings look like peanuts.

Now all she needs is a title. Might we suggest: Spray-Tan Orange is the New Black?

Watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey online at TV Fanatic to remind yourself how ridiculous the idea of Teresa Giudice writing a book really is.

Table Flipping Fiend


Teresa Giudice is not gonna take any crap. Her table-flipping reputation will precede her in prison, thanks to The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 1.

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Teresa Giudice Recording Videos For Her Daughters While Joe Pleads Guilty Again

'Fabulicious! On The Grill' Book Signing WIth Teresa GiudiceThis just makes me go a little misty-eyed. ‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’ cast member Teresa Giudice is said to be recording videos for her daughters to watch while she’s incarcerated. Don’t get me wrong: I think justice was served when she was sentenced to prison, but I can’t help but feel bad about the idea of a mother being apart from her four kids for so long. RELATED: Is Teresa fighting with Joe behind the scenes?

Although Teresa is making videos, Joe isn’t, not at this point at least. E! News also reports that they haven’t told all of their daughters that they’re going to prison. Teresa and Joe have four girls: Gia, 13, Gabriella, 10, Milania, 8, and Audriana, 5. I’m guessing Teresa and Joe want their last Christmas together as a family (at least for a few years) to be a happy time, which is why they haven’t let all of the children know. However, a source tells E! that Teresa’s still in denial about the fact that she’s going to prison.

Teresa is still very much in denial about the fact she’s going away. If she had her way, they would never tell the younger girls. They’re definitely avoiding the talk for as long as possible.”

She reportedly has even met with attorneys to talk about contesting her sentence. My understanding is that part of the plea deal was that she HAD to accept whatever sentence she was given; if that’s true, then I’m guessing her meetings with attorneys haven’t been productive.

Meanwhile, Joe was sentenced to another 18 months for driver’s license fraud yesterday. He’ll serve the sentence concurrently, however, so it won’t extend his time in prison, according to Us Weekly. I don’t even know what to say about that. Sources tell E! the couple are not considering a divorce, but I have to say, if I was Teresa, I might be tempted at this point.

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Tamra Barney Fires Back at Gretchen Rossi: Some People Never Change!

Last night, Gretchen Rossi called Tamra Barney a lying sociopath during her appearance on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live.

Tamra was understandably less than pleased with her former co-star’s assessment, and she slammed Gretchen in awesomely passive-aggressive fashion in an interview with Radar Online today.

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“Gretchen who?” Barney said. “I wish her nothing but happiness in the future.”

“It’s sad that she finally got the opportunity to come back to Bravo and all she can do is talk about me. Some people never change!”

Needless to say, Tamra’s toned things down a lot since the time she called Gretchen a “nasty b-tch” back in May.

Of course, we’re sure if these two were forced to share screen time again, things would get very ugly, very quickly.

Tamra once bragged that she ran Gretchen out of the OC, after Rossi departed The Real Housewives of Orange County last year.

Hopefully, Tamra realizes that if she keeps feuding with Gretchen, producers are just gonna offer her a boatload of cash to return to the show. Pointless drama is like cat nip to Bravo execs.

Speaking of pointless drama, watch The Real Housewives of Orange County online at TV Famatic to relive every insane argument between Gretchen and Tamra.

Why would you trust a chick ...


… with boobs bigger than her brain?

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Mary Jo Eustace: Paid to Appear on True Tori Season 2! Promised Non-Villain Role!

Mary Jo Eustace, Dean McDermott’s former wife, was reportedly paid $10,000 for her appearance on True Tori Season 2, and even that took some persuading.

Not only did it take money, but producers had to promise the original Mrs. McDermott that she won’t be portrayed as any sort of villain, a new report claims.

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Insiders say Mary Jo Eustace was first “approached by Dean at Tori’s demand to see if there was any interest in coming on the show,” for its second season.

“Producers needed a new storyline, and Mary Jo’s name came up.”

Eustace didn’t agree immediately, but eventually came around:

“At first, Mary Jo said no, but began to talk to Tori. After being offered $10,000, and a promise that she would not be portrayed as the evil ex-spouse, Mary Jo agreed.”

Tori Spelling famously hooked up with McDermott when she was married to another man, and he was married to Mary Jo. The cheating pair eventually left their spouses.

Now married with four kids of their own, their own union was left in tatters last year when Dean allegedly put it to Emily Goodhand while traveling on business.

In a True Tori Season 2 promo clip, the two wives talk about him in an awkwardly scripted conversation that, to their credit, does seem fairly genuine.

Tori tells her, “You can say ‘I told you so.’” Eustace is forgiving and won’t even go there, noting, “I don’t hate Dean. I mean he’s a total knob. I know that.”

“But he’s your knob now.”

Spelling also has “clear ulterior motives in attempting to befriend Mary Jo on camera,” the insider dishes, knowing it’ll give her even more of an upper hand.

“She is hoping that this will make her more sympathetic to viewers. Also, it will make Dean look like a fool for cheating on both of them. It’s dysfunction at its best.”

That pretty much sums up these two knobs to a T.

Tori and Dean Moment


Tori and Dean share a touching moment. So much to say about these two.

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