Dane Cook: Jessica Simpson is Dumb! I Banged Hundreds of College Chicks!

Remember Dane Cook? He was the briefly popular bromedian who disappeared after being busted for stealing much of his act from other comics.

These days, Dane is launching a comeback (hopefully with original material), and he sat down with Andy Cohen last night to promote his upcoming standup special that we’re guessing is titled Dane Cook: Still a Douche!

Years ago, there were rumors that Dane dated Jessica Simpson, but now it looks as though they were just co-stars on the justly-forgotten 2006 film Employee of the Month.

These days, of course, Jessica is married with two kids and a thriving fashion empire. But that doesn’t mean she’s above being burned by a prematurely washed-up hack she worked with eight years ago!

Asked by Cohen about “the dumbest thing Jessica said” on set (a leading question, in fairness), Dane responded, “She said one day, ‘Are we making a movie?'”

Okay, that’s a pretty dumb thing to say, but we have no idea of the context, and is Dane really in a position to be burning bridges?

Cohen then asked Cook how many college groupies he’s slept with, and Cook replied, “I’d say a few hundred.” Stay classy, Dane!

Of course, none of this is bad as the time Cook joked about the Colorado theater shooting. Or the time he joked about nude photos of an underage Vanessa Hudgens. Or even the time Joe Rogan caught him stealing the jokes that made his career from lesser known comics.

Sigh…Do we really have to endure an attempted Dane Cook comeback? Sure he’s unintentionally funny, but who wants to pay to see that?

Jessica Simpson Bikini Photo


Okay yeah. That’s one insane shot of Jessica Simpson’s boobs.

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Justin Bieber Remixes All About That Bass: Love It or Hate It?

Justin Bieber is apparently All About That Bass.

The musical superstar has put his own touch on Meghan Trainor’s massive hit, coming out with a remixed version that brings the pop single into a whole new genre.

Bieber also changes some of the lyrics, as you’ll hear below:

“I’m all about that bass, no treble,” sings Bieber above. “We gonna take it to a whole ‘nother level … We know that sh-t ain’t real. We know it’s Photoshopped.”

You heard the man, Selena Gomez! You better go get one of those Kim Kardashian butt lifts if you wish to keep Justin happy.

Your current booty is simply too small for someone who is, admittedly, all about one’s bass. If you know what he means!

Trainor’s track has exploded online, hitting the top of many charts and spawning some impressive covers.

It’s also led to this AMAZING dance routine by a 11-year old girl and this awesome duet by a father and his daughter. Check both out now:

Sorry, The Biebs. But we’ll take either of these over your remix.

As for the celebrity “bass” that we’d take above all others? That’s a tough question. But take a few moments to cycle through the following gallery and attempt to answer it now:

Kesha


Hey, it’s Ke$ha! And there is Ke$ha’s butt! The singer is anything but shy in this Twit pic.

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17 Bulldogs Who Are All About #OwnerShaming: They Smelt It AND Dealt It!

Over the summer, we posted 27 photos of cats being publicly shamed by their owners.

After that, we wrote about 21 dogs who have been called out for such acts as thong eating.

Now, it’s time for some of these animals to turn the shameful tables on their affiliated human beings, as Instagram user Maverick_poser recently started a new trend.

He posted the first photo above on his account and then encouraged others to follow along, writing:

“What asshole-ish things have your owners done? Share with us by tagging me & #ownershaming and I’ll feature the best ones:) Disclaimer: no animals were hurt making this. We don’t want to see animal neglect, abuse or plain douchebaggery. Keep it fun and light hearted!”

And the submissions can fast, furiously and humorously.

Are you guilty of farting and blaming it on your canine? To you tell lies in order to get him or her outside? You sometimes prefer television or play time?

It’s okay. Admit it. As the above photo gallery proves, you are not alone.

And, as the above photo gallery proves, bulldogs are awesome!

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11-Year Old Covers Taylor Swift, Absolutely Kills It

Kids are positively killing it these days.

Did you catch that 11-year old who moved and grooved and blew us away with her dancing to All About That Bass?

Or the 8-year old who recreated every step of Patrick Swayze’s part in the iconic Dirty Dancing finale scene?

Now, we’ve come across another 11-year old, this one a girl name Sapphire who needs nothing but her guitar to cover Taylor Swift’s “Shake It Off.

Like the original version, will this one get stuck in your head for hours on end? Probably. But it’s well worth it.

Pretty incredible, huh? Someone give this girl a record contract!

About a month ago, some fraternity brothers released a video of them lid-syncing to “Shake It Off” and the footage went viral.

Swift Tweeted about it and then rewarded the guy with some concert tickets. Let’s hope she does the same for Sapphire. So well-deserved!

Taylor Swift as a Rapper


Taylor Swift goes hard in this still from the music video for “Shake It Off,” her first single from “1989.’

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Selena Gomez Refuses To Let Her “Grown-Up Haters Win”

Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2015 - Louis Vuitton ShowIt sounds like Selena Gomez has had ENOUGH. She says she’s been dealing with “grown-up” haters, but she’s not willing to let them keep her down. RELATED: Selena Gomez wins big at the 2014 Teen Choice Awards.

Selena told E! News’s Marc Malkin:

I get picked on by grown adults all the time. It’s grown-ups and I don’t get it. It just baffles me. I wish I could just sit them down and say, ‘What were you doing at 15? What were you doing at 18? What were you doing at 21?’ Because I can guarantee you it’s not half of what I’ve done.’”

That’s true. Say what you will about Selena, she’s accomplished A LOT. It amazes me what people will say when they can hide behind the anonymity of the internet. It’s a good thing to remember, though. That flame war you get into on twitter? It could very well be with a KID that you would never dream of arguing with in person. It’s something to think about.

Good for Selena for not being intimidated!

Selena Gomez Sneaks Out Of Canada
Selena Gomez Sneaks Out Of Canada
Selena Gomez Sneaks Out Of Canada
Selena Gomez Sneaks Out Of Canada
Selena Gomez Sneaks Out Of Canada
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Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2015 - Louis Vuitton Show
Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2015 - Louis Vuitton Show
Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2015 - Louis Vuitton Show
Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2015 - Louis Vuitton Show

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Iggy Azalea-Snoop Dogg Feud Heats Up; Snoop’s Crew Threatens to Sic Nicki Minaj on Iggy!

It’s gettin’ real.

Earlier today we reported that Iggy Azalea is pissed at Snoop Dogg as the result of a weird Instagram diss that Snoop is now refusing to delete from his personal page.

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  • Snoop Dogg in Ireland

The post shows what appears to be an albino woman with cornrows, along with a caption reading “Iggy Azalea no make up.”

Iggy responded to Snoop online, tweeting, “I’m disappointed you would be such an ass for no reason.”

She later accused the legendary West Coast rapper of hypocrisy, claiming that he sends his bodyguards to ask for photo ops any time she and Snoop perform together.

But it was a different accusation that Snoop’s crew caught wind of today that’s really caused the the feud to get ugly.

Iggy has allegedly claimed that one of her bodyguards once saved the life of Snoop’s friend during a hotel fire in Canada.

Veteran Dogg Pound member Daz Dillinger claims that he was the one who saved the man’s life, and he’s now going off on Iggy to anyone who will listen.

Dillinger told TMZ today that Snoop doesn’t “give a f-ck about Iggy because she’s nowhere near his level.”

Daz also threatened to bring another female hip hop artist into the beef, saying:

“B-tch needs to stay in her place before we get Nicki Minaj, the real rapper on her ass!”

Nicki and Iggy feuded for several months but seemed to squash things at the VMAs back in August.

This is shaping up to be a one-sided war, as Iggy has deleted all of her beef tweets and claims she’s “not mad at anyone.”

Even so, we’d be careful if we were Daz Dillinger. Iggy wished Ebola on a cameraman yesterday. We think it’s safe to say she’s got a temper.

Her Stage Name Has History


She took the name “Iggy Azalea” from her childhood dog and the street she grew up on.

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Chris Brown to Haters: SUCK MY ASS If U Don’t Like What I Say!

Chris Brown is facing some pretty intense backlash for the pro-Ebola tweet he sent out yesterday, but he’s not exactly bending over backwards to apologize.

In fact, he appears to be in Defiant Breezy mode.

Chris Brown Salute

If you missed it, Chris Brown’s Ebola Tweet stated, “I don’t know … but I think this Ebola epidemic is a form of population control. S**t is getting crazy bruh.”

Uhh, okay bruh.

Not shockingly, since he sounds like he’s pro-something that has claimed thousands of lives, and many fear will cause a global pandemic, the backlash was swift.

Among the anti-Chris comments included gems like “you believe this based on what evidence? Oh yeah, none” and “Why morons gotta be famous?”

Or, our personal favorite, “You’re not a smart person … at all.” Chris appeared to concede that point shortly thereafter, writing “Let me shut my black ass up!”

The angry replies kept piling up, though, and he soon enough, telling people off: “I say what I want. If u don’t like it…. “SUCK MY ASS” ( little Asian girl voice).”

Wow. Just wow.

That gem, and the original Ebola population control theory, are still live on his Twitter page, making us wonder who is managing this guy right now.

It’s unclear if Chris is implying that governments are targeting poorer African countries with Ebola, or was just trying to sound smart and get all scientific.

Either way, fail. At least when Kim Kardashian fears Ebola so much that she’s stocking up on hazmat suits, she’s taking the virus’ death toll seriously.

As for the people who agree with Chris’ population control point – and there are more than a few on his Twitter – they might feel differently soon enough.

If many more people like Nina Pham start coming down with this thing in the U.S. and the CDC can’t stop it, we’ll see how long the ignorant online noise.

Bruh.

Chris Brown Smoking Weed


Chris Brown smoking weed – 3 joints at the same time no less. What a class act as always.

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Cat Opens Door for Puppies, Proves We All Really Can Get Along

Who says that cats and dogs can’t get along?!?

Sometimes, yes, an older feline may describe its occasional nemesis as a cat… just without cleanliness, independence, and intelligence.

And other times cats like to prove their dominance over dogs via facial expressions and/or paw gestures.

But the following footage proves that all hope is not lost. It’s clear evidence that these species really can be close friends, as an innovative cat named Lester leaps up and actually opens the door for its four-legged frenemies.

Watch him take action now and watch the dogs follow Lester inside:

Does it get any cuter than the older dog who falls a bit behind and his younger pal who saunters over to make sure he’s on the way?

Nope. We don’t think it does, either.

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Kourtney Kardashian to Kim Kardashian: Stop Being a Terrible Mom!

Given that Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant with her third child, we assume she knows a thing or two about parenting. But does that make her fit to criticize her her sister’s mother skills? Probably.

  • Kourtney Kardashian with Daughter
  • Kim Kardashian and North West at Fashion Week

Then again, anyone who’s seen Kim Kardashian take North West to a Fashion Week runway show is qualified to assume that she’s Kim’s the most selfless mom.

“They have opposite parenting styles,” says a source close to Kourtney and Kim. “Kourtney is very hand-on and all about doing kid things with her kids, not adult things.”

“She thinks Kim parading North around is terrible. Kourtney would never bring her kid into a paparazzi storm like Paris Fashion Week or sit front row at a fashion show with her kids.

Yeah, throwing an artsy all-black outfit on her 1-year-old and forcing her to sit through a Givenchy show in Paris was definitely a weird mom move on Kim’s part, but we’re surprised that’s the incident Kourtney can’t let go of.

After all, it’s not nearly as bad as the time Kim left North in a Paris hotel!

At the end of the day, all we have to go on with regard to Kim’s parenting ability is the side of her family life that she chooses to show to the public.

The problem is, it’s hard to give her the benefit of the doubt when the side she shows to the public is horrendous!

Forget about leaving the kid in a hotel – after all, parents make mistakes – why does North have a gold toilet and $1 million in jewelry?!

We know Kim and Kanye enjoy the finer things in life, but it’s not fair for them to assume that their daughter will be as vain and shallow as they are. 

Poor Nori’s already got two big Ks on her box score thanks to her douche-tastic parents, but it’s not too late for her to take a swing at a less ridiculous life. 

Morning, Kim and Nori!


It’s Kim Kardashian and daughter Nori! The former posted this photo online with a simple caption: Good morning.

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Sami Miró: Dating Zac Efron?!?

It looks very much like the rumor is a reality.

Following talk of Zac Efron dating a pretty young woman named Sami Miró, the actor has gone ahead and posted a photo of him and his new lady friend on his WhoSay account.

The image was snapped after what sounds like a very fine dining experience in Copenhagen, Denmark.

Sami Miró and Zac Efron

“Thx to @ReneRedzepiNoma and team @Nomacph. You’ve created a sophisticated, one of a kind culinary experience I’ll never forget. You rock!” Efron wrote as a caption.

Little is known about Miró, but she resides in Los Angeles and works in business development for a digital content and media company.

The blonde also speaks French and was a Junior Olympic gymnastics state champion in May 2000 ; judging by her Instagram account, Miró must have done some modeling.

Efron was previously linked to Michelle Rodriguez, spending a great deal of his summer making out with the actress in exotic locations before they ended their fling in August.

His best known relationship, of course, was with former High School Musical co-star Vanessa Hudgens.

Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan Tatum


Channing Tatum met now-wife Jenna Dewan on the set of Step Up. She was totally impressed by his moves.

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