You won’t believe this, but things are about to get catty on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
On March 17, Bravo will kick off a three-part reunion special with an episode of this franchise that features Kyle Richards, Lisa Vanderpump, Brandi Glanville, Yolanda Foster, Kim Richards, Carlton Gebbia and Joyce Giraud totally going at it.
Look for Kyle to sling some “witchy f—king poo” in Carlton’s face, while the latter refers to her rival as “trash.”
Brandi says Lisa has been a “sh-tty friend” and that she can “manipulate” anyone.
Not really, of course. They are ridiculously sweet and loving animals who melt our heart just by welcoming us home.
But they also know how to turn on stronger guilt trips than all Jewish grandmothers around the world combined.
Oh, you’re gonna go hang out with your human friends when there’s a perfectly good tennis ball just sitting in the backyard, waiting to be played with? Sure. Go ahead. Don’t worry about me and my sad face. I’ll just lie here all day.
Evil, we tell ya. Pure, unadulterated, completely adorable evil…