Monica Lewinsky Comes on Twitter, Gets Blown Away By Loads of Crude Jokes

Monica Lewinsky is back, and you know what that means: Lots of BJ jokes!

But when she’s not making fun of Bruce Jenner like the rest of us, Lewinksy is forced to endure endless gags (sorry) about the times she gave oral sex to a sitting US president.

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While she’s kept out of the spotlight in the years since the Bill Clinton sex scandal, the mere mention of Lewinksy’s name brings to mind images of stained blue dresses and improperly placed cigars.

Beyonce name-dropped Lewinsky in “Partition” back in May. Just days prior, a controversial New York Post headline claiming that Lewinsky “sucks” went viral online.

Needless to say, it’s been a rocky return to public life for the 41-year-old former intern, and her social media debut yesterday didn’t go much smoother.

Seemingly all too aware of what was coming (again, sorry) Lewinsky sent out her first tweet, “#HereWeGo” early Monday morning.

Within minutes, Lewninsky’s page looked like the minutes from a meeting of late 90s late night comedy writers. Some samples:

“Hey I’m just here to drop some loads…of knowledge.”

“Can you recommend a good dry cleaner please?”

“Insert answer about ML not answering b/c of being too polite to talk with her mouth full.”

You get the point. Of course, Lewinsky’s reemergence into public life is part of her campaign to combat cyber bullying, so the reception she’s received on Twitter has only helped to prover her point.

Of course, many have pointed out that she’s one of very few Americans to have a presidential scandal named after, and she would have been the butt of jokes in whatever media was available at the time.

But the fact remains that the Internet in general and social media in particular provide a sort of stranger-to-victim access that never existed in previous generations, leaving all of us more vulnerable than ever before.

And certainly no one is more aware of that frightening truth than Monica Lewinsky.

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Duggar Family Secrets Revealed: What Goes on Behind Closed Doors?

The Duggars of TLC’s 19 Kids & Counting fame seems like the picture perfect family in many respects, but what goes on behind closed doors?

A lot of things you might not expect, according to a surprising new expose.

Dates Without Chaperones

The Duggar parents often accompany their children on dates in order to maintain their “accountability” and “keep things from going in the wrong direction,” per Jim Bob. The girls are fine with this, as being alone with men puts them in grave “moral danger.” When the parents aren’t available, their older siblings will often tag along, making every date a group date and a family affair.

With 19 children to raise (or at least 15 now that a handful have reached adulthood), one would think Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar would be exhausted, 24/7.

Not necessarily, though. Their maligned ace in the hole: Jana Duggar!

It’s the put-upon eldest daughter who’s exhausted from a lifetime of raising the kids, and some of the other older siblings, who do most of the babysitting.

“Jim Bob and Michelle have what they call the ‘buddy system,’” an insider says of the household’s inner workings, and that system works as follows:

“Each of the older kids gets paired with a younger kid that they have to watch over and help out. It’s great for them, because it’s like they have a set of free nannies.

The kids, however, “don’t really have a choice” in the matter.

Jana Duggar, as a 23-year-old, often gets saddled with even more responsibility, as she’s managing the managers as well as her own little buddy.

“Jim Bob and Michelle have been known to go out on date night and leave all the kids at home with Jana in charge of the house,” the source says.

“They’ll be gone for hours, during which she has to watch over everyone. She does it with a smile, but it’s sad. It’s not like she ever gets a date night!”

She’s not even allowed to date, according to some reports.

There’s only so much one beautiful young woman can do, too, because of the sheer numbers involved. When the parents are away, the kids run wild.

If Jana can’t whip something up for all of them to eat, which is a tall order, “they’ve been known to just have snacks like pretzel sticks and yogurt for dinner.”

“They bounce off the walls!” the source claims. “They are allowed to ride their scooters in the house, and even put the youngest kids in a wagon.

“They drag them around at high speeds. It seems like they pretty much do whatever they want. They even have an indoor slide and rock climbing wall.”

“It’s amazing that no one’s ever gotten hurt.”

Or that Jana gets no credit for it.

Jana Marie Duggar

Jana Marie Duggar is so beautiful … and put upon, supposedly, by a family that relies on her to help take care of the others but never have a life of her own. If that’s true, it’s sad. Is it time for her to break free?

To their credit, there has been no sign of abuse, mental or physical, or rumors of any legitimate scandals with the family, despite its increasingly high profile.

While to a point, you can’t expect a family that large to coexist without a level of chaos thrown into the mix, you have to wonder about the toll it takes on Jana.

With Josh Duggar married with children, Jill Duggar marrying Derick Dillard and Jessa Duggar set to get married November 1, Jana’s plight seems even sadder.

To see the family as they want to be portrayed on TLC, watch 19 Kids and Counting online to catch up on their comings and goings, then comment below:

Should Jim Bob and Michelle cut her a break and bring in some hired help to keep the kids in line instead of their vaunted buddy system? Discuss!

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Nicholas Brendon Busted For Destruction of Property, Resisting Arrest After Drunken Disturbance

Actor Nicholas Brendon of Buffy the Vampire Slayer was detained in Boise, Idaho, Friday night on suspicion of damaging property and resisting arrest.

The 43-year-old blamed his outburst on a combination of prescription medication and alcohol and says he is very sorry for “unacceptable” behavior like this.

Nicholas Brendon Mug Shot

In town for Tree City Comic Con, he spent several hours in jail after a hotel lobby altercation in which he exhibited “signs of intoxication,” per police.

Brendon “repeatedly refused officers’ commands to stay seated as officers tried to speak with witnesses” and also allegedly broke a decorative dish.

He was then booked into a local jail on criminal charges of malicious injury to property and resisting or obstructing officers, which are both misdemeanors.

He was later released on $600 bond the following day after which he promptly addressed the situation. “I apologize,” the actor began in a statement.

“Usually those words end a message like this but I am beginning with them to emphasize how much I regret disappointing my family, my fans, and myself.” 

“I can offer an explanation but I make no excuse for my unacceptable behavior.”

Waka Flocka Flame

Waka Flocka Flame was arrested at the Atlanta airport for packing heat. That’ll do it every time.

“For the past 5 days, I have been taking prescription pain medication to help me manage a cyst behind my knee cap, which is scheduled for corrective surgery on Monday.”

“I made the poor decision to mix this prescribed medication with alcohol. The result was embarrassing and unacceptable,” he confessed in the statement.

“I intend to seek appropriate treatment and therapy for my medical ailments as well as my emotional demons,” he said. “Again:  I apologize.”

“Those two small words don’t begin to express my regrets,” the troubled star acknowledged, “but they do mark the beginning of my recovery.”

“During this difficult time, I appreciate understanding as I pursue rehabilitation … and I value support as I earn redemption with my family, friends, and fans.”

Brendon’s arrest comes just one week after he tied the knot with girlfriend Moonda Tee in Las Vegas. Here’s wishing him a full and fast recovery.

Justin Bieber Mug Shot

Justin Bieber looks pretty darn happy here in his mug shot, doesn’t he? Perhaps that’s because he is under the influence of… something.

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Jeremy Calvert Gets "Faith" Tattoo: Will He Stand By Leah Messer Despite Cheating Claim?

Teen Mom 2‘s Jeremy Calvert showed off a new tattoo that may indicate a thawing of sorts following a recent bitter and icy public feud with wife Leah Messer.

  • Leah Messer Calvert and Jeremy Calvert
  • Jeremy Calvert Faith Tattoo

On Saturday, Calvert posted a photo on Twitter of his arm with “Faith” tattooed across it. Jeremy captioned the photo, “Some bare knuckles tattooing.”

Just last week, Calvert accused Leah Messer of cheating on him, adding that that he “caught” his wife red-handed, and even called out her ex Robbie Kidd.

“Go back to Mingo and have a wonderful f–king weekend with Mr Kidd,” he ranted on Twitter, referring to their native West Virginia’s Mingo County.

He later deleted that from his profile, but he clearly put it out there for a reason.

Messer, who confessed to cheating on first husband Corey Simms with Kidd one week before their October 2010 wedding, quickly denied the accusation.

“I never cheated on my husband and he knows that,” Messer wrote.

“There was a rumor and he believed it but it’s okay.”

Believed, as in past tense? One can only hope her denial of cheating on Jeremy Calvert is true, because it would be a shame if the rumor were true.

Calvert and Messer have one child together and share custody of Leah’s twins from her relationship with Simms; Messer and Calvert have not commented further.

Leah Messer and Daughter

Leah Messer and one of her three daughters share a tender moment.

Their moms, however, have been ALL over it!

Messer’s mother, Dawn Spears, and Calvert’s mother, Tammy Calvert, engaged in a war of words online over whether or not Leah cheated on Jeremy.

“She know’s she’s caught and it over. Her own mother know what she was doing and covered for her. What’s that say about there people,” Tammy wrote.

Commenting on Starcasm’s Facebook post, she added, “when your in a custody battle the last thing you need is this. But she made her choice, Now LIVE WITH IT!!!”

That was a reference to Leah Messer and Corey Simms’ custody battle, but Dawn came to her daughter’s defense, pointing the finger at Jeremy’s dad.

Insinuating that he started the (false) rumor about Leah, she wrote, “I contacted Robbie myself and he said he wasn’t even in town. So this is crazy.”

Leah’s big sister Victoria Messer also got in on the gossip, saying on a local radio show. “Just because it happened once does not mean it happened again.”

“She would never. He’s upset, you know, even though nothing happened. I talked to Jeremy last night and he told me, ‘I love Leah and I love the kids.”

“I did post stuff on Twitter but I was upset.’”

Water under the bridge now though?

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Misty Upham Feared for Her Life, Juliette Lewis Tweets: Was the Actress Murdered?

Yesterday afternoon, the body of Misty Upham was found in a ravine in Seattle, Washington.

The actress, best known for roles in Frozen River and Modern Family, had been missing since October 5 and, tragically, her family’s worst fears have now been realized.

Along with many other celebrities, Juliette Lewis (who appeared opposite Upham in August: Osage County), mourned the loss of her friend on Instagram.

“Misty Upham survived many things that many don’t early on in life. She fought for the voiceless fiercely,” Lewis wrote. “She understood suffering and the deepest pain. She had a presence everyone saw and felt. It is this presence that will continue. Out of the dark space in which her light got dimmed.

“I will remember her as tuff. Wise. Funny. Spiritual. And hopeful. This is another great reminder to call and check on someone when you think to. Not when its too late. RIPMistyUpham.”

The cause of Upham’s death is yet to be determined, but filmmaker Tracy Rector – a close friend of the family – says relatives “do not feel Misty Upham committed suicide.”

Her body was found “at the bottom of a 150 [ft.] embankment near the White River,” according to local authorities.

Lewis then Tweeted about the unusual circumstances surrounding her late friend’s death, claiming Upham told her she “felt she could be murdered… because she was vocal,” further explaining:

“Misty spoke out alot against injustices within Native community. And had known enemies. Police must do an investigation.”

Lewis ended her message with the hashtag #ThisIsNOTaSUICIDE.”

Paul Walker

Paul Walker died in a car accident on November 30, 2013. He left behind a daughter and a burgeoning film career.

Rector, meanwhile, also told The Hollywood Reporter that police were not helpful in finding the missing Native American star.

“First and foremost, the family wants everyone to know that the Auburn police did not help with this situation at all,” he says. “They refused to help.

“When she disappeared on Oct. 5, the family knew something was seriously wrong – it was out of character for her to be gone so long without being in touch – and they repeatedly went to the police, who insisted there was no cause for concern.”

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Teresa Giudice to Write Tell-All Book While in Prison

Even though Teresa Giudice is still trying to get out of her sentence, the rest of the world knows there’s no getting around it:

Teresa is going to prison. But on the bright side, the PR manager she’s hired to help her navigate the crisis is encouraging her to make productive use of her 15 months behind bars.

Teresa Giudice Going to Court

“She will make money off of a tell-all book because people will want to know her prison secrets,” says Wendy Feldman who is herself an ex-con. “I have shared my prison secrets and tricks with Teresa from day one.”

Feldman has mapped out a strategy for Teresa that includes conducting interviews while she’s still locked up (if prison officials allow it) and launching a nationwide PR as soon as possible after being released. 

Feldman points out that Teresa is in the news now more than ever and has the opportunity to make her substantial Real Housewives of New Jersey earnings look like peanuts.

Now all she needs is a title. Might we suggest: Spray-Tan Orange is the New Black?

Watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey online at TV Fanatic to remind yourself how ridiculous the idea of Teresa Giudice writing a book really is.

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Teresa Giudice is not gonna take any crap. Her table-flipping reputation will precede her in prison, thanks to The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 1.

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Justin Bieber House Party: Broken Up by Cops!

Justin Bieber has remained relatively quiet over the past few weeks, as the singer has been traveling throughout Europe for nearly a month.

But Bieber made a loud impression upon returning home to Beverly Hills last night.

Too loud, in fact: neighbors once again called the authorities to complain about all the craziness emanating from Bieber’s residence.

Justin Bieber Poses in Paris

According to law enforcement sources, via TMZ, cops showed up at Bieber’s condo TWICE last night to deal with the complaints, arriving first at 11 p.m but not even bothering to knock because all seemed peaceful.

They then returned nearly two hours later, spoke to Bieber directly and broke up the shindig.

This is far from the only time that the police have been called in to put an end to Justin Bieber’s rowdy home behavior.

In July, the police department stepped in as Bieber was throwing it down with Johnny Manziel and Floyd Mayweather, among other guests; while a party guest called 911 in December because another attendee had collapsed and passed out.


Fortunately, no one as harmed in this latest incident, unless you count the reputation of Bieber.

We’ve gotta imagine it takes a hit every time his name is connected to law enforcement.

Justin Bieber: Baby Daddy?

In November 2011, Mariah Yeater accused Justin of fathering her child via a one-night quickie. The accusation eventually went away.

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Kesha vs. Dr. Luke: Who’s Telling the Truth?

Kesha is suing her longtime producer, Dr. Luke, for sexual, verbal and physical abuse, which he counters is false and tantamount to extortion. So who’s telling the truth?

When it came to Kesha suing Dr. Luke, the pop singer had “a lot of trepidation,” her lawyer, Mark Geragos, said on Good Morning America today.

But the 27-year-old did just that, and Lukasz Gottwald almost immediately countersued the singer, citing extortion, defamation and breach of contract.

Just the same, “she’s strong,” Geragos said, noting that “when I talked with her yesterday, I thought she was enormously resilient … she’s in a good place.”

The star claims his abuse was so severe that she “nearly lost her life,” alleging that she was often plied with alcohol and “cruelly and incessantly” berated.

She claimed that Dr. Luke’s alleged verbal abuse contributed to the singer developing an eating disorder, for which Kesha went to rehab earlier this year.

Her fans tore Dr. Luke a new one then, blaming him almost entirely.

Now, “she’s in a place where she’s strong enough that she can make it work. She can stand up to him,” Geragos said. “I mean, this is a frightening thing.”

Kesha: Hot at the Billboard Awards

Kesha at last night’s Billboard Music Awards. Is it just us, or is she looking mighty good these days?

“The date rape. Years of mental and emotional abuse. Those are things that I think anybody, especially at her age when this started, would be devastated by.”

Undoubtedly, if you assume that they actually happened.

Gottwald’s lawsuit denies all claims made by Kesha and added that her mother “has made clear that extortion is the ultimate goal of this defamatory campaign.”

Gottwald’s lawyer, Christine Lepera, told ABC News that she believes the claims will prove “nothing more than a continuation of her bad and offensive acts.”

According to Lepera, “Kesha and her mother are engaged in a campaign of publishing outrageous and untrue statements about Dr. Luke to third parties.”

Their goal, she says, is to weild “defamatory statements in an attempt to extort Gottwald into releasing Kesha from her exclusive recording agreement with Dr. Luke.”

What do you think? Whose side are you more inclined to believe, or is perhaps the truth somewhere in the middle, a murky gray area as is so often the case?


Hey, it’s Ke$ha! And there is Ke$ha’s butt! The singer is anything but shy in this Twit pic.

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Dr. Luke Countersues Kesha, Accuses Pop Star of Extorting Him With False Sexual Assault Story

Earlier today, we learned that Kesha is suing Dr. Luke on the grounds that the famed pop music producer harassed and sexually assaulted her several times over a period of ten years.

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  • Kesha: Glammed Up at the Billboard Awards

Moments ago, TMZ reported that Luke is countersuing Kesha, claiming that not only is the singer extorting him, she’s also using false accusations to extort him and try to escape from a legally-binding contract.

Luke (real name: Lukasz Gottwald) says Kesha has conspired with her new management firm and her mother, Pebe, to try to blackmail him into allowing her to record with a new label.

Gottwald claims it’s not the first time Kesha has pulled such a stunt. He says she once threatened to provide untrue information to a “Free Kesha” blog unless he agreed to release her from her contract.

Fans have frequently expressed their belief that Luke is to blame to Kesha’s eating disorder, and the singer has never publicly disputed the claim.

Her condition got so bad that Kesha that she was forced to check into rehab for 30 days at the beginning of this year. Her difficulties are widely believed to have stemmed from an incident in which Dr. Luke attacked Kesha’s appearance on a music video set.

The singer’s lawsuit contains a number of shocking accusations, including allegations that Luke forced her to take drugs and sexually assaulted her while she was under the inluence.

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Amanda Bynes Nearly Convinced Judge to Release Her From Psych Center, Sources Claim

On Friday, Amanda Bynes was placed on 5150 psychiatric hold and committed to a hospital following two weeks of increasingly erratic behavior.

Amanda’s parents were initially unable to prove that the child star presented a threat to herself or others, but that quickly after Bynes accused her father of sexual assault, then blamed the false allegation on a microchip that had been planted in her brain.

Amanda Bynes in Public

Bynes’s parents worked with former Britney Spears manager Sam Lufti to convince their daughter to fly to Los Angeles under false pretenses. Once in LA, she was placed on a 3-day psychiatric hold.

A hearing was held yesterday to determine if the hold should be extended to 14 days, and remarkably, despite her obvious mental instability as of late, Bynes was nearly able to convince a judge that she should be released from psychiatric care.

Sources say Bynes seemed unperturbed by the proceedings, and casually rattled off a list of reasons she should be set free in a manner that made it clear that she’d rehearsing her argument.

Amanda reportedly maintained a calm demeanor while insisting to the judge that she had not posed a threat to anyone and was not guilty of violating any laws. (Bynes was caught shoplifting twice in one day last week, but no charges were filed.)

Insiders say the judge seemed to be on the verge of granting Amanda her freedom, but instead extended the hold for 3 days, rather than the additional 11 requested by her parents.

Rick and Lynn Bynes are seeking a conservatorship which would grant them legal control over Amanda.

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Amanda Bynes thinks she is dope. The actress has posted this photo to Twitter.

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