Kim Kardashian Reads Fifty Shades of Grey Passage, Looks to Break Radio

In a moment immediately enshrined in the Overrated Pop Culture Topics Hall of Fame, Kim Kardashian read a passage from Fifty Shades of Grey on the radio.

While there is no disputing that the fully nude Kim Kardashian Paper magazine photos broke the Internet, could she destroy the radio as well with this stunt?

Not quite. But it makes for an interesting listen.

The 34-year-old is in Australia promoting her new fragrance Fleur Fatale. Yes, you can allegedly smell like Kim if you feel like wasting some of your cash.

Most of the questions she fields on her recent media tour involve her oiled-up photo shoot, so in that respect, we give Perth’s 92.9 FM credit for originality.

Show hosts Heidi, Will, and Woody asked North West‘s mom if she would help them break the radio by reading from E.L. James’ Fifty Shades of Grey.

Devoid of personality but nevertheless game, Kardashian obliged, reading the paragraph in question, with one “rude word” replaced with her fragrance.

“His tongue is in my mouth,” Kardashian read, sort of seductively. “Claiming and possessing me, his fingers still moving rhythmically inside my Fleur Fatale.”

As the trio of radio show hosts broke out laughing at the epically cheesy dialogue, Kardashian said with a sultry smile, “You guys there’s so much more.”

That there is. None of it is good unless you’re looking for unintentional comedy, but there’s plenty more of the allegedly erotic novel where this came from.

There’s also a new Fifty Shades of Grey trailer you can check out, but we’re guessing you’re interested in something else if you’re reading this right now.

See below. You’re welcome, and you can thank us later.

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Kim Kardashian wears nothing but her birthday suit in this photo for the winter 2014 issue of Paper. Looks like she’s lost all that baby weight, huh?

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Taylor Swift: "Bragging" That She’s Friends With Harry Styles Again, Source Says

You may not have known this, but Taylor Swift has been involved in a lot of high-profile relationships over the years.

Shocking, right? Anyway, one of Swift’s most recent and memorable breakups was with One Direction heartthrob Harry Styles.

Swift and Styleonly dated for about two months, which is a shame, because their hyphenated married names would’ve been awesome.

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Despite the brief nature of their relationship, however, the spilt seems to have had a serious impact on Taylor.  

Swift spoke about her breakup with Styles during a party she hosted for fans recently, and she’s written several songs on the subject (her coping method of choice).

But despite the public airing of grievances, Styles and Swift have reportedly patched things up and are quickly becoming unlikely besties.

It all started during a recent One Direction press event, at which the topic of Taylor writing “Out of the Woods” about Harry came up. 

“We write from personal experience,” Harry said. “So it would be hypocritical to be like, ‘Oh, you can’t write about us.'”

Harry’s defense of Taylor led to rumors that the two are on speaking terms again. Those reports have now been confirmed by a source who spoke with Us Weekly:

“They have become pals,” says the insider. “Taylor has been bragging to her trainer and celeb friends that she and Harry are talking again.”

In sad news for Swift-Style ‘shippers, however, the source confirms that neither party has any interest in reconciliation. Or to put it another way, Taylor and Harry are never, ever, ever getting back together.

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Jake Gyllenhaal allegedly took Taylor Swift’s v-card, then dumped her via text. TEXT.

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Boyfriend Sends EPIC Break-Up Text, Cites 6 Must-Read Reasons for Split

Let the following text message serve as a warning, ladies:

You may wanna avoid dating any man who is unusually close to his cat.

We offer this unsolicited advice on behalf of Amy Nelmes’ good pal, who was recently dumped by her boyfriend in immaturely/hilariously/awesomely memorable fashion

“My friend just sent me this break-up message she received after 7 weeks of dating. My fav reason for split is #3,” Nelmes Tweeted upon posting the following text:

Amazing Break-Up Text

We’re not sure if this is a text message fail or a wild text message success… at least in the eyes of everyone not involved in the now-former relationship.

In the course of one message, this guy came across like a social media stalker… a crazy cat owner… and a stuck-up prude.

Don’t cry yourself to sleep over this one, Bobo. We think you’re gonna come out on top in the end.

Plus, consider all the other ways in which you could have been dissed, dismissed and dumped via text message:

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Ouch. This is not the way you want #TransformationTuesday to go. Not at all.

Speaking to an Australian news site, Bobo said of her ex:

“He was 30, had a job, a car and a house. Certainly not what I normally manage to attract, so I thought I was onto something. He was a bit of a nerd, perhaps a bit quiet, but a genuinely nice guy all the same.”

She also said she’ll never again date a man with a cat.

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Katherine Heigl Regretful She Made Bad Impression On Shonda Rhimes

Exclusive... Katherine Heigl On The Set Of 'State Of Affairs'‘State of Affairs’ star Katherine Heigl is STILL trying to explain her bad behavior from her ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ days. She was asked about Shonda Rhimes comments about her in a recent interview. RELATED: Shonda Rhimes blasts Katherine Heigl.

Katherine said:

The last one with Shonda…it sucks. I am sorry that she feels that way and I wish her nothing but greatness and I have nothing negative to say about [her]. I’m a big fan of her work. I watch Scandal every week and so I’m sorry she’s left with such a crappy impression of me. I wish I could do something to change that. Maybe I will be able to someday.”

You know, I think responses like this one are part of the reason she has to keep apologizing. Just admit to unprofessional behavior in bad-mouthing your colleagues in public, say you learned a lesson, and get on with it already! Part of the reason Katherine may not be able to move on is because she doesn’t ever seem to quite take responsibility for her comments, even when apologizing. She did admit she’s learned the importance of addressing public missteps quickly, however.

That took some stomaching. [I’ve realized] there’s nothing I can do about this except to sort of prove it wrong, you know? And the only way to prove it wrong is for people to have a work experience with me that doesn’t speak to that at all.”

Stated differently: “I’m going to behave professionally this time.” I think if she just fully owned her behavior, this would stop dogging her at every turn. Oh well.

Did you see ‘State of Affairs’ last night? I did and thought it was pretty good: good enough to tune in again next week! I couldn’t help but notice the chic wardrobe and think about how out-of-place it seemed for a CIA staffer (who wears a leather jacket over a dress to brief the POTUS?), but otherwise there was plenty of intrigue. What did you think?

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Exclusive... Katherine Heigl On The Set Of 'State Of Affairs'
Exclusive... Katherine Heigl On The Set Of 'State Of Affairs'
Exclusive... Katherine Heigl On The Set Of 'State Of Affairs'
Exclusive... Katherine Heigl On The Set Of 'State Of Affairs'
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Exclusive... Katherine Heigl On The Set Of 'State Of Affairs'
Exclusive... Katherine Heigl On The Set Of 'State Of Affairs'

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Katherine Heigl Says She’s “Terrible At Politics”

Katherine Heigl at Big Brothers Big Sisters Of Greater Los Angeles Big Bash GalaIt must be rather ironic for Katherine Heigl to play a CIA operative who briefs the president on her new show, ‘State of Affairs.’ That’s a job that involves a lot of politics, and I think it’s pretty clear that Katherine isn’t necessarily the best at handling workplace politics from the statements she’s made about current/former co-workers in the past. RELATED: How did Katherine Heigl respond to a fan’s question asking about her reputation for being “rude”?

Katherine herself admitted to USA Today:

It’s ironic that I am doing a CIA show and it’s about D.C. — I’m terrible at politics. I don’t understand the politics of things.”

She realizes she upset a lot of people when she called ‘Knocked Up’ (the movie that launched her onto Hollywood’s A-list) “a little bit sexist” and when she said she didn’t submit her work on ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ for Emmy consideration because she felt the material she had been given that season didn’t merit an award (a year after she won an Emmy for her acting on ‘Grey’s’). Katherine said:

I upset people. I wish I had kept that private, between us, behind closed doors. But I’ve also said I’m sorry. I never meant to hurt anyone’s feelings. I was a bit flippant and a bit casual in vomiting out what I thought and felt about things.”

It’s these comments, and her messy departure from ‘Grey’s Anatomy,’ that have given Katherine a reputation for being difficult. She says she’s been very committed to her responsibilities in ‘State of Affairs’ and doesn’t exhibit any of the behaviors that are typically labeled “difficult” for an actor, such as being late to set, not knowing her lines, etc. Katherine says she doesn’t do any of those things. So why does the reputation continue to follow her?

I think because it sells. I did and said a couple of things and it turned into a persona. For a couple of years I was really struggling, getting defensive and angry and wanting to have my say. Hold on! That’s not true! That never happened.”

One of the ‘State of Affairs’ producers, Joe Carnahan, said about his star:

She was very candid in the past. She has opinions. She owns them. Guys do it all the time. I can be obnoxious and a blowhard. I accept those parts of myself that are less than flattering. I found Katie to be a kindred spirit. Katie is a very open person. She doesn’t come pre-packaged…She’s an adaptive creature. She’s not problematic. She’s not insufferable.”

At this point, I think Katherine should just stop talking about it. Let it go. It’s like she’s protesting too much. She was impolitic in the past; show us you’ve changed by behaving differently. We can all change, right?

I’m excited to see her show ‘State of Affairs,’ so I’ll be tuning in tonight! What about you?

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Katherine Heigl at Big Brothers Big Sisters Of Greater Los Angeles Big Bash Gala
Katherine Heigl at Big Brothers Big Sisters Of Greater Los Angeles Big Bash Gala
Katherine Heigl at Big Brothers Big Sisters Of Greater Los Angeles Big Bash Gala
Katherine Heigl at Big Brothers Big Sisters Of Greater Los Angeles Big Bash Gala
Katherine Heigl at Big Brothers Big Sisters Of Greater Los Angeles Big Bash Gala
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Katherine Heigl at Big Brothers Big Sisters Of Greater Los Angeles Big Bash Gala
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Seth MacFarlane Shows Glamour His Softer Side

Glamour December CoverNormally, Seth MacFarlane is known for his rather crude, sophomoric brand of humor that will have you in tears from laughing so hard with movies like ‘Ted’. For the holidays, however, he’s revealing a softer side of himself. He studied with Frank Sinatra’s vocal coach before recording his second album, ‘Holiday for Swing!’ His vocals are backed up by a 52-piece orchestra. Seth chatted with Glamour about his holiday album as well as some other career highs and lows. RELATED: Seth MacFarlane won’t be hosting the Oscars again.

MacFarlane on making a holiday album…
“The record label suggested it—probably because they sell well. [Laughs.] But I take music seriously. I keep it separate from the Family Guy world.”

MacFarlane on whether he gets nervous before performing…
“I do for live performances, but it’s nothing that a shot of whiskey won’t cure. Oddly, I was only really nervous about the dancing at the Oscars.”

MacFarlane on being called crudely sexist for his opening song at the 2013 Oscars, ‘We Saw Your Boobs’…
“That’s a pretty serious accusation. [The song] was presented as part of an alternate universe where everything at the Oscars was done incorrectly, [but] the media ignored the context entirely. Comedy and satire being treated with more outrage than actual sexism, racism, or homophobia makes no sense at all.”

MacFarlane on the biggest misconception about him…
“I’ll never understand the use of the word misogynist. It’s no different than saying somebody is racist. I’m sure a lot of that comes from Family Guy because of its edge, but I am not Family Guy. My manager is a woman, my accountant is a woman. My producer, who runs all of the animated television series and presides over everyone, is a woman. I’m not sure how that label applies given those realities and my personal philosophies.”

You can read Seth’s entire interview in the December issue of Glamour magazine, which is on newsstands NOW, or digitally at glamour.com/app.

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Dumb and Dumber To Review: Both Dumb AND Dumber Than the Original!

Christmas has come early for movie fans.

Lloyd Christmas, that is, as Jim Carrey stars opposite Jeff Daniels and reprises this beloved, bowl-cutted role from the 1994 smash hit, Dumb and Dumber.

Is the sequel so good that your birds heads start popping off? Watch this video for one critic’s take and then scroll down for a runthrough of what others have to say and then check out our collection of Foxcatcher reviews as well…

The directors Bobby and Peter Farrelly cram the movie with puns and those kinds of sight gags. Almost none of them work. – Wesley Morris

The majority of it isn’t just dumb and dumber, or even crude and cruder. At nearly two hours, it’s just dull – and duller. – Stephen Whitty

I reckon four out of every five jokes played to silence at the preview screening. If Dumb and Dumber To were a live comedian, he’d have said, “Is this an audience or an oil painting?” He’d have left the stage in tears. – David Edelstein

Dumb and Dumber To is mostly just a kick in the nuts, and not the good kind — provided there is a good kind. – Stephanie Zacharek

Dumb and Dumber To is comedy by committee, and the script plays like it; gags pile up, as if each subsequent draft merely added to the joke quotient. With so many attempts at laughs, however, the success ratio of the humor is surprisingly low. – Kirk Baird

I laughed out loud only once. It was a good laugh. But, it only made me feel sorry that rest of the film wasn’t that way. - Paul Chambers

The Farrelly Brothers should thank their lucky stars that Nicolas Cage’s incredibly bad “Left Behind” has already been released. Otherwise “Dumb and Dumber To” would be the leading candidate for worst movie of the year. – David Kaplan

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Channing Tatum met now-wife Jenna Dewan on the set of Step Up. She was totally impressed by his moves.

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Amanda Bynes Dyes Hair Purple, Tweets About Hitler

Last week, Amanda Bynes was released a psychiatric care facility. Since then, she’s engaged in a wide array of troubling behavior, much of it on Twitter, where the troubled actress regularly speaks her mind to her 3.5 million followers.

Amanda was particularly active on the site this past weekend, beginning on Friday night, when she shared a picture of her newly-dyed purple hair.

Amanda Bynes: Purple Hair Photo

In most cases, a change in hair color may seem harmless, but Amanda first showed a fondness for lurid locks during her last public meltdown in 2013.

As for Amanda’s most recent tweets – she certainly seems to mean well, but her tirades often reflect her unstable emotional state.

The following were posted by Amanda in the past 24 hours:

“It goes against my religion to follow an ugly person.”

“I’m so rude…If you don’t like someone you have every right to be rude to them.”

“Adolf Hitler tricked the Germans into believing that Jews were less than the Germans and that they should be segregated tnd then killed…But Germans who feel that Adolf Hitler was incorrect aren’t guilty in my book.”

“Feel my pain.”

That last one was posted several times and seems to be something of a personal mantra for Bynes.

Amanda’s unusual twitter presence has gotten her in trouble in the past, most recently when she accused her father of sexual assault, and then quickly retracted the allegation.

Sources have claimed that Bynes is homeless at the moment. She’s been spotted aimlessly wandering the streets of Los Angeles and sleeping in shopping malls. Her parents have moved to Texas and are no longer seeking a conservatorship.

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Amanda Bynes thinks she is dope. The actress has posted this photo to Twitter.

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Robert Downey Jr. greeted UK interviewer Lorraine Kelly with ‘Nice t-ts’

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Robert Downey Jr. had a good week. He and his wife Susan welcomed their second child together, a little girl they named Avri Roel, which I kept pronouncing as “Avril Row-El,” because I couldn’t be bothered to actually figure out how RDJ and Susan will pronounce it. I guess it’s going to be pronounced like hard-A Avery? Or soft-A Ahh-vry? Eh. I don’t think much of the name, but God bless.

RDJ and Susan have been enjoying lots of good press about the wonderful state of their marriage, and how they manage to work together so well while simultaneously building a family and a home. Many people will cry if this marriage goes to hell, and Susan is the #1 reason why we believe RDJ is a good guy these days. Well… this story doesn’t “prove” that he’s a BAD guy, but it might prove that RDJ is far from perfect:

Before the interview began, Robert Downey Jr’s assistant had spent two hours fretting about getting the temperature in the room just right. He needn’t have worried. For as the Hollywood star joined Lorraine Kelly in a hotel suite for a chat, there was just one thing on his mind.

Miss Kelly has revealed that as the 49-year-old actor sat down, he blurted out: ‘Nice t*ts.’

The ITV breakfast host, 54, who has a 36C bust, said: ‘Robert was not quite himself. He had a time in his life when maybe he was discovering himself, having issues. He came on looking a bit worse for wear and he had no shoes on and he wandered around and he sat down and I said hello and he looked at me and said, “Nice t*ts”. It could have been worse. He could have said, “Oh, I don’t like them”. It is a difficult thing to respond to.’

Downey Jr’s comments were all the more surprising because Miss Kelly had been primed to think his first concern would be how hot it was. Speaking on tomorrow night’s Jonathan Ross Show on ITV, she said: ‘We were in a hotel room waiting for him and a minion came in and said the room was too hot. He kept coming back every ten minutes saying “The room is too hot. Robert won’t like it”. ‘The man had a Robert Downey Jr thermometer. Anyway, Robert came and he was fine. He didn’t know what they were talking about.’

[From The Daily Mail]

I believe her. I think this probably happened, and it’s disappointing. I feel like any time a celebrity or a man with any power comes into a room and says something about a woman’s body, it’s a power thing. It’s not meant to be a compliment, it’s meant to throw a woman off and assert dominance in a given situation. And that sucks because I really thought RDJ would be different.

Here’s a photo of Lorraine Kelly:

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Leah Messer’s Grandma Slams Haters, Suggests Unknown Enemies Have "Night Cam"

Leah Messer’s family is sticking by her throughout her recent marital strife. That includes her grandmother, who has some harsh words for her critics.

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With the marriage of Leah and Jeremy Calvert on the ropes, everyone’s chiming in, from her former flame Robbie Kidd to their families and friends.

Reports have surfaced that Jeremy Calvert moved out on Leah, while fingers are being pointed left and right as the pair’s union hangs by a thread.

Her younger sister Victoria slammed Jeremy and threatened to expose his dirtiest secrets, and now their grandma Sandy Kay, has taken to Facebook.

With a vengeance!

In a lengthy and tangential post, Kay said that “they” (it’s unclear who the nebulous they are) of going after Messer and her kids and will stop at nothing.

Nothing.

She even went so far as to suggest that the unknown attackers could have a “night cam” to see if she’s “having sex with Jeremy so they can make money.”

Yeah.

As for those who say Messer is a prescription drug addict, Kay said they have a “rude awakening” coming, and “time will let the truth reveal itself.”

While she didn’t deny that there is some trouble in paradise, “She and Jeremy will get threw [sic] there [sic] problems,” she said. “They are young.”

Leah Messer and Daughter


Leah Messer and one of her three daughters share a tender moment.

That they are, but will they make it? The duo’s marriage has been rocky from the start, and the obstacles they face aren’t likely to lessen over time.

Last month, Calvert accused his wife of cheating with ex Robbie Kidd on Twitter, while Leah and Robbie both denied this publicly and vehemently.

Jeremy took the messages down, while Leah Tweeted Sunday, “Their [sic] is nothing more important in my life than my husband and my girls!”

Case closed? Or living in denial and trying too hard to keep up appearances while the end is clearly near? Time will tell, people. Only time will tell.

In the meantime, all we can do is watch Teen Mom 2 online and relive the couple’s road to the altar … and the tension that’s been brewing since.

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