Mike Golic Poses Like Kim Kardashian, Ruins the Internet Forever

Look, we had no problem with the Kim Kardashian nude photo shoot.

If that talent-free reality star wanted to make some headlines and feel good about her post-baby body before getting pregnant again, more power to her. Whatever. It didn’t affect us in any way.

Until now, that is.

Mike Golic Nude Photo

Last week, ESPN co-anchors Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic made a bet when the former’s alma mater (Northwestern) played the latter’s (Notre Dame) in football.

After Northwestern pulled off the overtime upset, Golic had to come through with his side of the losing wager… which resulted in him re-creating the now-iconic Kim Kardashian Paper Magazine photo.

And ruining the Internet everything forever in the process.

“We are so, so sorry,” the official Northwestern Sports Twitter account wrote while re-Tweeting the picture above.

Really, though, it should be Kim Kardashian who is apologizing.

If she had just kept her clothes on, we wouldn’t have already lost our breakfast this morning and our eyes wouldn’t be permanent scarred, either. Thanks a lot, Kim.

Kim Kardashian as a Centaur


Sorry, Kim Kardashian. But you pretty much asked for this with your latest cover pose.

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Jennifer Aniston on Kim Kardashian Butt Cover: I Bared Mine First!

With the universe still abuzz over the controversial Kim Kardashian nude photos that grace the latest issue of Paper Magazine, Jennifer Aniston would like to butt in for a moment.

Speaking to Extra at the Hollywood premiere of Horrible Bosses 2, the actress had a message to send to the reality star:

I bared my butt first!

Call Me!


Don’t worry, Jennifer Aniston. Following this spread in GQ, you’ll be receiving non-stop calls from men around the world.

Indeed, few will ever forget Aniston’s iconic Rolling Stone cover in 1996, which hit newsstands nearly 20 years before Kim bared all as some kind of gift to herself.

“I was an original,” Jennifer Aniston told Extra, comparing her picture to that of Kim’s and adding:

“[Mine] was just innocent, there’s nothing aggressive about that… Sorry, Kim.”

For those who have forgotten, here’s your scorching hot look at the Jennifer Aniston nude photo in question:

Jennifer Aniston Rolling Stone Cover

Aniston, meanwhile, can relate to Kim Kardashian in another way aside from just taking her clothes off on the front of a national magazine.

While we’ve counted about 59 crazy Kardashian tabloid stories over the years, Aniston, her love life and her womb aren’t that far behind in the outlandish reporting department.

See what we mean here:

Jennifer Aniston: A Baby at LAST!


Jennifer Aniston is having a baby at last! OMG! It’s finally happening!!!!

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Lisa Rinna Freaked Out on Kim Richards Because of Harry Hamlin Cheating Allegations?!

If you watched The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 5 Episode 1 this week, then you know that Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin joined the cast and immediately declared their place as the poshest, prettiest couple on a show full of posh, pretty people.

Hamlin on Housewives was something of a surprise, as it was originally rumored that he wouldn’t be participating in the show, because…ya know, he has a real career and all.

But it looks like Harry’s on board after all, and we already have reason to believe he’ll be involved in some serious Housewives-style drama.

You may remember this Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 5 trailer. The Lisa RInna bug-out around the 1:30 mark stands out in particular:

Lisa can be heard to remark, “Don’t you ever go after my husband!” before hurling a wineglass in the proud Housewives tradition. Now we might know what caused her to lose her cool:

Sources on set tell Radar Online that the fight began when Lisa Rinna accused Kim Richards of falling off the wagon during the ladies’ trip to Amsterdam.

Kim shot back with some remark about how it’s an open secret in Hollywood that Harry sleeps around.

Needless to say, Lisa was less than pleased. 

So between ax-alcoholics turning back to the bottle and accusations about philandering husbands, it sounds like we’re in for quite the season.

Watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online to catch every minute of the sauvignon blanc-slinging action.

Brandi Glanville


Brandi’s back, and boozy as ever. Spoiler alert: At some point this season, she smacks Lisa Vanderpump. You’d HAVE to be drunk to assault such a classy lady!

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Kim Kardashian Klaims She Kontrols Her Kareer, Kanye West is Shy

In an interview with an Australian news program this week, Kim Kardashian said she posed naked for Paper Magazine as a quasi present for herself.

Simply put, “I did [them]” for me,” Kardashian told The Project host and audience.

On a related note, speaking to Australia’s 2DayFM’s Breakfast show today, Kim reiterated this point, alleging that Kris Jenner wasn’t even aware of the shoot until her daughter informed her.

Kim Kardashian and Some Cleavage

“She does [manage me], but I’m pretty in control of my career,” Kardashian said of her mother. “Everyone thinks she’s this mastermind and tells us what to do and where to go.”

But Kim claims this isn’t true… with the exception, we presume, of the Kim Kardashian sex tape. And Kim’s Playboy spread. And Kim’s marriage to Kris Humpries.

And… you get the idea.

“She was actually in Paris with me and I had dinner with her right after the shoot, and I’m pretty private about the stuff that I do until it comes out,” Kim added. “So I told her I did a shoot and I was like ‘Just wait until it comes out – you’ll see!'”

And Jenner has since seen the Kim Kardashian nude cover; as has millions of Internet users and as, someday, Kim’s daughter will also see.

A day earlier, in that same Q&A with The Project, Kardashian credited husband Kanye West for instilling self-confidence, revealing a surprising tidbit about the rapper in the process.

“He’s so sweet. He’s so shy,” she said of Kanye. “Swear to God! I am way more outspoken than he is. I think in public he always does what he wants to do and he always stands up for what he believes is right and he’s taught me that.

“He taught me like, ‘Just what do you believe? Forget what anyone else is really thinking. If you love it, that’s what’s important. Stand by your decision – and own it.”

Kim Kardashian: Naked for Paper


Kim Kardashian wears nothing but her birthday suit in this photo for the winter 2014 issue of Paper. Looks like she’s lost all that baby weight, huh?

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15 Other Times Kim Kardashian Got Naked for a Magazine

This just in: 

Those Kim Kardashian nude photos published in Paper did not break the Internet, despite the magazine’s cover tease and its subject’s claim on Twitter.

And we think we know why:

Kim Kardashian has posed nude many, many times before. She’s gotten naked for Playboy. She’s donned her birthday suit for W Magazine. And remember the Kim Kardashian sex tape that made her famous in the first place?

Totes naked during its filming!

Kim Kardashian Nude Image


Kim Kardashian is totally naked once again. This is a photo from British GQ. Stare for as long as you’d like, fellas. (And, heck, ladies, too!)

Heck, Kim’s Instagram account is filled with more skin than layers of clothing.

So perhaps it’s actually pretty understandable why the public made a few comments about Kardashian’s latest spread and then moved on to that cool comet landing.

A vessel had literally never landed on a comet before. However, as depicted above, Kim Kardashian has taken off her clothes in national magazines plenty of times before.

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North West Smiles at the Zoo, Clearly Has Not Yet Seen Mom Naked

Ever since the Kim Kardashian Paper Magazine cover has hit the Internet, its nude subject has been hit with the same criticism over and over:

You’re a mother! How could you?!? 

We’ll let our readers debate whether or not it’s appropriate for a parent to pose completely naked for the world to see, but here’s the good news: it appears as if little North West has not yet seen the Kim Kardashian nude images in question.

We can’t imagine she’d be smiling so broadly if she had…

Smiling North West

Kim appaarently took the toddler to the zoo today with her aunt, Kourtney Kardashian, writing as a caption to this cute picture:

“Zoo day!!!! my little lady loves animals so much!!!!”

Say what you want about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West (seriously… please. Go right ahead and say what you want.), but you can’t deny that they’ve created an adorable child.

Some insiders claim Kim actually posed naked for this issue of Paper because she’s about to get pregnant again and wanted to prove to the universe first that she’s lost all her previous baby weight.

Sounds like something she would do, doesn’t it?

We can’t wait to see the smile on Nori’s face one day when she meets her brother or sister!

Morning, Kim and Nori!


It’s Kim Kardashian and daughter Nori! The former posted this photo online with a simple caption: Good morning.

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Miley Cyrus Superimposes Baby Face on Naked Body of Kim Kardashian, Ruins Everything Forever

Well, now we’ve seen everything… unfortunately.

Ever since photos of Kim Kardashian nude (via the latest issue of Paper Magazine) went viral this week, the Internet has been having some fun at the expense of Ray J’s former sex tape partner. 

These Kim Kardashian memes are pretty darn hilarious.

But there’s nothing remotely humorous about what Miley Cyrus has done with Kim’s infamous bare butt cover shot. Nothing humorous whatsoever…

Miley Meets Naked Kim

About two months ago, for reasons that will forever defy comprehension, Miley started to superimpose a picture of her own baby face on various raunchy objects.

Such as her own crotch-grabbing body.

It was frightening enough when Cyrus took these weird steps with her own images, but now she’s done it with a naked snapshot of Kardashian. And we’re downright freaked out.

Miley hasn’t made any public statements one way or the other in regard to Kardashian’s new nude spread, but it’s safe to assume she’s all for it.

It would be rather hypocritical of her not do, don’t you think?

Meanwhile, if you think THIS Miley photo is weird… take a look at other stills on Cyrus’ Instagram account:

Miley Cyrus in a Food Bikini


Miley Cyrus isn’t just wearing any old bikini in this photo. She’s wearing a bikini that is covered in chicken and waffles. We don’t know why.

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Kim Kardashian: FULLY Nude in New Paper Magazine Pics!

Kim Kardashian is dead serious on the cover of the latest Paper magazine issue: She’s intent on breaking the Internet.

About 24 hours after unveiling snapshots of Kardashian’s well-oiled rear end on its cover, the publication has come out with two new pictures from its upcoming pictorial.

And they both feature Kardashian in scarcely anything but her birthday suit.

We’ve blurred out the very naughty parts, but take a look below for yourself and you’ll see… we’re talking full frontal here, people! We’re talking Kim Kardashian nude to the max!

  • Kim Kardashian: Nude for Paper
  • Kim Kardashian: Naked for Paper

Kardashian has already come under flak for the first pair of pictures from this spread, with Naya Rivera expressing shock that a mother would pose in such a manner and ESPN anchor Michelle Beadle referring to Kim as a “greasy poo-maker.”

But insiders have told TMZ that Kardashian wanted to pose naked because she plans on getting pregnant again soon and yearned to show off her figure before it grew in size once more.

“We know you came for the article,” joked the official Paper account when Tweeting the above photos, adding the hashtag “#BreakTheInternet” to its message.

A source tells E! News that “Kim was all game for anything” photographer Jean-Paul Goude had in mind because he’s “iconic” and because she appreciated  “the art of it.”

That may be the case.

But it’s not as if this is the first time Kim Kardashian has posed nude. Or the second time. Or the third time.

Compare the above pictures (Editor’s Note: We’ve seen the unedited photos and, yes, Kim shaves) with past naked images from Kim’s catalog and pick out your favorites now:

Kim Kardashian Nude Image


Kim Kardashian is totally naked once again. This is a photo from British GQ. Stare for as long as you’d like, fellas. (And, heck, ladies, too!)

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Kim Kardashian Butt Cover: The Internet’s Best Memes!

In case you somehow have not heard, Kim Kardashian covers the winter issue of Paper magazine.

Or, to be specific, Kim Kardashian’s insanely-oiled rear end covers the winter issue of People magazine.

The revealing pictorial has resulted in a number of reactions across the Internet, from Naya Rivera slamming Kardashian (“You’re someone’s mother…”) to ESPN host Michelle Beadle asking the following on Twitter:

“Are we done talking about giant, greasy poo-makers yet?”

  • Kim Kardashian Ass Photo
  • Kim Kardashian Paper Photo

The answer, of course, is a resounding NO. We’re not even close to being done talking about Kim Kardashian nude yet!

The World Wide Web has gone ahead and stepped up like only the World Wide Web can, as users around the nation have tweaked the X-rated cover photo in a number of fun ways.

What does Bruce Willis have to do with Kim’s birthday suit? What role does a centaur play in the following memes?

How did Dane Cook make us laugh for the first time in history?

We’ve collected the Internet’s best reactions to this controversial Kim Kardashian cover and combined them into one photo gallery. ENJOY!

Kim Kardashian as a Centaur


Sorry, Kim Kardashian. But you pretty much asked for this with your latest cover pose.

NOTE: Wondering what Kanye West thinks of his wife’s bum being plastered across everyone’s computer screen?

His only reaction so far has been a single-hashtagged Tweet that reads #ALLDAY.” We’re guessing he’s a fan.

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Kim Kardashian: Butt Naked For Paper Magazine! Her Raciest Photo Shoot Yet?!

Brace yourself: Kim Kardashian is exposing her naked booty to the world!!!

We know, you’ve seen the Kim Kardashian sex tape.

You’ve seen the Kim Kardashian Playboy pics.

But never before have you seen Mrs. West’s ginormous derriere all greased-up on the cover of some hipster mag!

Kim Kardashian Paper Magazine Butt Photo

You can check out the full pic below, but be prepared. You’ve probably never seen this much oiled-up badonkadonk in one place:

Kim Kardashian Ass Photo

See what we mean? This is a woman who became famous on the strength of her ginormous butt and willingness to get naked, and yet this might be the most ass-tastic Kim pic to date.

For starters, she’s on the cover of a magazine!

This isn’t some explicit centerfold pic. At this point in her life Kim is basically just like, “Meh, you’ve all seen me do way worse. Here’s my naked mom butt!”

Mind you, we’re not complaining.

Kim Kardashian’s butt is a symbol of American freedom – like the Liberty Bell, but with a bigger crack.

Tht said, we’re a little bit surprised that Kim has been stripping down more than ever in the months since she married Kanye.

Back in September Kim was naked on the cover of GQ. Now she’s mooning the world on the cover of Paper!

Maybe Yeezy likes to show what he’s got at home. Maybe Kim wants to show the world that new moms can still be sexy. Whatever the case, we hope the trend continues. God bless you, Mrs. West.

Kim Kardashian Nude Image


Kim Kardashian is totally naked once again. This is a photo from British GQ. Stare for as long as you’d like, fellas. (And, heck, ladies, too!)

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