More Americans Have Married Kim Kardashian Than Have Died From Ebola: Hilarious Fact Goes VIRAL!

Even though Kim Kardashian has only been married three times, more Americans have fallen victim to her famous badonkadonk than have died from Ebola.

That’s the hilarious truth pointed out by some brilliant Twitter user earlier this week, and the quote has been a viral hit ever since.

Kim Kardashian vs. Ebola

And with good reason: It serves the dual purposes of reminding Americans that the chances of odds of an Ebola epidemic hitting America are slim to none, as well as reminding Kanye that he’s totally late to the party when it comes to putting a ring on Kim. 

So what better way to celebrate Kim’s 34th birthday than by thanking her for putting things in perspective. And obviously, we also owe a debt of gratitude to Yeezy for (hopefully) putting a stop to the outbreak of dudes getting hubbied up by the sex tape star.

Of course, in all seriousness, Ebola is a terrible disease that’s claimed thousands of lives in West Africa, and our hearts go out to  Nina Pham and Amber Joy Vinson, the two American nurses who are currently fighting the virus.

The goal of comparing Ebola to a Kardashian is not to make light of the illness, but merely to try and calm folks down with a bit of levity.

It’s an age old strategy, first employed by medieval standup comics during the Black Plague. (“Didja ever notice how they always seem to stack the bodies right where you want to park your carriage? Who are these people?”)

Okay, we may have made that last part up. 

For the record, sources say Kim is terrified of Ebola, so hopefully she’ll benefit from this meme most of all. Although, if she and Kanye would rather stay safely at home and out of the spotlight for a few months or years, we certainly don’t want to discourage that.

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Kim gets her ugly cry on. It’s definitely not her best look.

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Taylor Swift Talks Death Threats, Stalker Fans in Dark Interview

As anyone who’s listened to Taylor Swift’s “Welcome to New York” knows, the former breakup balladeer is rocking a more upbeat, poppy sound these days, but that doesn’t mean all is bright and sunny in Swifty Land.

Taylor Swift With Her Kitty

Taylor sat down for an interview with Esquire recently and she unexpectedly opened up about the dark (and occasionally scary) side of having millions of adoring fans. 

“I fought the idea of having security for a very long time, because I really value normalcy,” Swift says. “I like being able to take a drive by myself. Haven’t done that in six years.”

“They have to be in a car behind me. Because just the sheer number of men we have in a file who have showed at my house, showed up at my mom’s house, threatened to either kill me, kidnap me, or marry me.”

Needless to say, there’s a terrifying side to being one of the world’s most popular artists. Too bad she can’t just give these creeps the old, “No, it’s Becky,” excuse and be on her way.

“This is the strange, sad part of my life that I try not to think about,” Taylor added. “I try to be lighthearted about it, because I don’t want to be scared.”

Suddenly we have a new appreciation for why Taylor named her cat Olivia Benson.  Who could be afraid when you have NYC’s most badass crimefighter purring at your feet?

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Taylor and the newest addition to her cat family. Olivia is named for Mariska Hargitay’s character on Law & Order: SVU.

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Britney Spears and Kevin Federline: Happy 10th Anniversary, Y’all!!!!!!

We hope you’re sitting down as you read this, but Britney Spears’ marriage to Kevin Federline was etched in holy matrimony 10 years ago this week.

It didn’t take, but boy was it entertaining.

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline


Britney Spears and Kevin Federline made it only two years. Which was by FAR the longer of her two marriages, but that’s not saying a whole lot.

Just two years (and kids) later, the two had called it quits, but not before providing the pop icon’s fans with plenty of memories they will cherish forever.

Or wish they could just as soon forget.

Even a decade later, it’s still kind of hard to believe she slept with this guy – at least twice!! – but then again, Britney Spears has always had a down n’ dirty side.

The high-class duo’s interests ranged from fast food and table sliding to fart jokes, weed, cheap beer and lots and lots of feverish, unprotected sex.

Fun while it lasted, no doubt.

In honor of what would have been the 10th anniversary of their surprise wedding in September 2004, we’ve taken a look back at some Spederline highlights …

The singer first met the backup dancer when he was doing his thing for the boy band LFO, which was touring with her back in 2000, her career apex.

Years later, the two finally started pawing each other.

It’s no surprise that Kevin wanted to drop Shar Jackson, his pregnant girlfriend and already baby mama once before, to begin a romance with Spears.

Seriously. This is what she looked like back then:

Britney Spears Bikini Wallpaper


Most people can only fantasize about Britney Spears with wallpaper like this. David Lucado could wallpaper himself with Britney’s body and he let it slip away.

When they were reintroduced in April 2004, K-Fed did just that, not long after the ink dried on the annulment of Britney’s first marriage to Jason Alexander.

Compared to the 55 hours they were married, Britney’s union to Kevin was everlasting. She was actually the one to propose to Kevin while on the road.

He accepted, they got hitched and got pregnant, then got a reality show titled Britney & Kevin: Chaotic, which aired five whole episodes on UPN.

It was beyond terrible, and remains one of their best/worst gifts to humanity. By September of 2005, their first son Sean Preston Federline was born.

That kid is now nine, which is mind-blowing. Jayden James Federline, his younger brother, is now eight, having been born in September of 2006.

By that point, things had gone south however.

In November 2006, after an NYC appearance, she faxed her signature to her L.A. lawyers, who filed for divorce from Kevin, henceforth known as the FedEx Man.

Kevin was supposedly blindsided, and a tumultuous custody battle followed, culminating in the music legend’s year-long meltdown from 2007-08.

Nowadays, things are more amicable. He wifed up Victoria Prince and had more kids, bringing his career total to six. Dude is so friggin’ fertile.

Britney dumped David Lucado recently for cheating on her, having been engaged one additional time (to manager Jason Trawick) prior to that.

No more kids for the hot mama. Yet.

Where does Kevin Federline rank among Britney Spears’ boyfriends and husbands through the years? Take a look at the full list of them below.

Some of them may surprise you …

Reg Jones


Yes, the man who took Britney’s v-card was a high school love named Reg Jones.

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Draya Michele Bails on Club Gig Due to Gay Patrons; Basketball Wives Star Denies Report

Basketball Wives star Draya Michele may be facing a lawsuit after bailing on a paid club appearance because there were too many gay people at the venue.

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Draya was set to appear at a West Hollywood nightclub (above), but allegedly peaced out after deciding there were too many “f**s and d**es” there.

The hostess at Penthouse Nightclub told TMZ that Draya apparently felt it was a waste her time to host a gig for such individuals and bolted immediately.

Draya, meanwhile, denies making the homophobic comment … or even showing up at the club that night. Michele says she phoned in sick, literally.

She says the club owner threatened to trash her in the media for being a no show, and that’s exactly what’s happening; Draya says the story is B.S.

Penthouse counters that Michele accepted a $2,500 deposit, was obligated to show and cost them even more money as disappointed club-goers left.

Draya says she’s happy to entertain fans – LGBT or otherwise – on a different night and venue. That’s nice. But the club’s claim begs the question …

Were there really any fans who were let down by this?!

Kim Kardashian


Kanye West is the exception, not the rule. Kim Kardashian has gotten it on with Reggie Bush, Miles Austin and Kris Humphries.

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Kanye West Compares Celebrity Life to the Civil Rights Movement, Says Other Crazy Stuff

Turns out, Kanye West is as crazy behind closed doors as he is on stage.

The rapper was deposed this week as a part of a case in which she’s accused of beating up a photographer – and TMZ has obtained the transcript of his awesomely ridiculous exchange with the alleged victim’s lawyer, Nate Goldberg.

Kanye in Koncert

At one point, Kanye tells the attorney:

“I’m in the business of trying to make dope sh-t for the world. You’re in the business of representing scums and trying to make as much money as long as there’s this lapse in the law.”

Not too crazy, right? But just you wait…

Goldberg later asked West about the track “Flashing Lights” because it includes lyrics that are anti-paparazzi, including the line “Till I get flashed by the paparazzi, damn, these nig-as got me.”

Kanye, however, focused on a different part of that song than the one Goldberg cared about.

“You have to ask for a hall pass,” said Mr. Kim Kardashian. “You can’t just say the N word around me.” It offends me because you’re a white person saying nig-a.”

He’s a white person quoting a black person within the confines of a legal proceeding. But let’s move on.

Kanye went on to draw a parallel between African-Americans fighting for civil rights in the 1960s and celebrities doing the same today.

Does he really equate the two eras? And the movement of blacks back then to be treated equally with stars nowadays not wanting cameraman standing outside their property?

“Yes, 100 … I equate it to discrimination,” he said. ” I equate it to inequalities… we, as group of minorities here in L.A., as celebrities have to ban together to influence guys like this – guys trying to take the picture, guys trying to get the big win, guys trying to get the check.”

Best of all? West is asked by Goldberg where he lives and replies: “Earth.”

Hey, it’s true, isn’t it?

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9 Kardashian Family Klashes: Kim vs. Khloe vs. Kourtney!

It may often seem as if they’re tight as can be, but Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian don’t always get along.

Over the years, cameras on Keeping Up with the Kardashians have caught these sisters going at it, almost as if producers wrote certain fights and disagreements into the script on a weekly basis.

That’s a crazy idea, we know.

But they’ve yelled at each other over Lamar Odom. And Kris Humphries. And over who can afford a Bentley and who got herself knocked up by Scott Disick.

In the end, yes, the sisters always come back together. But will that remain the case going forward?!? (Please direct all questions to E! writers for the answer.)

Lamar Sucks!


Back when Khloe was still married to Lamar Odom, Kim reportedly went off on her sister for being married to a drug addict who was ruining the family’s “bottom line.”

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Dustin Johnson Takes Leave of Absence From PGA Tour, Allegedly Suspended For Cocaine Use

PGA Tour star Dustin Johnson announced a leave of absence from golf this week, citing personal problems. Right on cue came reports of multiple failed drug tests.

Johnson, who is engaged to Paulina Gretzky, issued a statement saying he is “taking a leave of absence from professional golf, effective immediately.”

“I will use this time to seek professional help for personal challenges I have faced.”

Paulina Gretzky and Dustin Johnson Photo

The 30-year-old says he will focus on “committing the time and resources necessary to improve my mental health, physical well-being and emotional foundation.”

In doing so, in an undetermined time frame, “I am confident I will be better equipped to fulfill my potential and become a consistent champion.”

It appears there’s more to this than this vague explanation suggests, however.

According to TMZ and Golf (dot) com, DJ tested positive for cocaine, his third failed drug test in the past five years (2009 for weed, 2012 and 2014 for coke).

The website claims he has been suspended for six months by the Tour.

Under the PGA’s drug-testing policies, the organization is not required to announce disciplinary actions against players who test positive for recreational drugs.

The PGA Tour released a curt statement wishing Johnson well and saying it looked forward to his return, without providing any additional details.

When asked directly about Johnson’s suspension, Ty Votaw, executive vice president of the PGA Tour, said Friday that the Tour would have no further comment.

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Kanye West is the exception, not the rule. Kim Kardashian has gotten it on with Reggie Bush, Miles Austin and Kris Humphries.

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Wendy Williams to Kanye West: How About Spending Some Time With Your Daughter?!

Wendy Williams has never exactly been shy about expressing her opinions, but she have may outdone herself when discussing Kanye West’s GQ interview on her talk show recently.

Yes, Kanye said some truly moronic things to the magazine (as he so often does), but Wendy went full Joan Rivers in response, referring to Kanye as a “mad man,” and criticizing the way he raises his daughter. 

We’re sure Yeezy will react to Wendy’s comments with the even-tempered, level-headed disposition for which he’s famous.

Discussing a quote in which Kanye says he wants more freedom for celebrities so that his daughter can live a “normal life,” Williams remarked:

“How about if you spent more time with you daughter, at home, with your wife, doing normal people things. Your daughter might grow up with a normal life, but the fact that she’s got you as a daughter, all bets are off.”

She continued:

“[Kanye] hasn’t said much that I agree with since, ‘George Bush doesn’t care about black people.’ He does care what other people think, and most of what he says is a contradiction. I just want to see your daughter smile for once.”

Williams has promised to literally eat crow if the Kimye marriage lasts more than 72 days (the length of Kim’s marriage to Kris Humphries), so we’re sure she’s pleased with the rumors that Kim and Kanye are miserable in their marriage.

You shouldn’t have gone public with that though, Wendy. Now they’ll stay married for 73 days just to spite you.

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They were Just Married! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West pose here inside their wedding photo booth.

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Kristin Cavallari Shows Off Post-Baby Body, Tweets About Training Camp

Motherhood looks good on Kristin Cavallari. The Hills star ran errands in L.A. this week, showing off her impressively slim physique just two months after giving birth:

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The Hills alum, 27, who welcomed son Jaxon in May with her husband, NFL quarterback Jay Cutler. The duo’s older son Camden is almost two.

Kristin Cavallari‘s tiny waist and toned arms result from her commitment to the gym, as witnessed throughout her second pregnancy and after Jaxon’s arrival.

She recently shared a mirror selfie of herself on Instagram, writing “Tired today..blah. At least l managed to do some legs and butt with ankle weights.”

Whatever she’s doing is clearly working wonders.

The designer, who came under fire earlier this year for her anti-vaccination beliefs, and her family are currently on the West Coast ahead of the NFL season.

The Laguna Beach, California native tweeted on Tuesday that the “only good part about training camp is that I get to spend 3 weeks in LA.”

Her husband signed a seven-year contract with the Chicago Bears in January, so it looks like this routine is going to be the norm for some time.

“The end of June through the end of July is my favorite time of the year,” Cavallari wrote, simply because her family can be together and chill.

“Jay isn’t working and we use those 4 weeks to relax and spend as much time together as possible before he takes off for training camp and football season begins.”

Such is life for one of the hottest NFL WAGs. Here’s a gallery of other celebrities who have dated (or married) athletes and know the feeling:

Kim Kardashian


Kanye West is the exception, not the rule. Kim Kardashian has gotten it on with Reggie Bush, Miles Austin and Kris Humphries.

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Khloe Kardashian Konfesses She Wants Lamar Odom Back on Twitter?!

Lamar Odom was released by the New York Knicks yesterday, and the timing of a cryptic tweet posted by Khloe Kardashian has many wondering if she meant for it to be a coded message to her ex.

Khloe is a fan of posting quotes from authors in photo form, and the one she tweeted yesterday reads, “I would surrender my being to see you whole once more.”

Sounds an awful lot like she’s referring to her troubled husband, from whom she filed for divorce in September.

Khloe and Lamar Sighting

After all, Lamar was busted smoking crack late last year and his downfall only continued from there – eventually costing the former star forward his marriage and now, it seems, his career.

Just last week, Khloe confessed that she knew Lamar was cheating on her, but even with the ugly nature of their split, it stands to reason she would still have some feelings for troubled ex and would very much like to see him “whole once more.”

Of course, we’ll likely never know for certain if the tweet was directed at Lamar.

Khloe will certainly never confess, particularly since she’s in a relationship with French Montana that seems to be getting more serious by the day (much to the chagrin of many of her fans).

Regardless, we’re sure on some level Khloe wishes the best for Lamar and shares our hope that the apparent end of his NBA career doesn’t cause him to turn back to drugs.

Lamar with Kim and Khloe


Lamar Odom poses here with Kim Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian. He has since fallen on hard time.

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