Lindsay Lohan Sues Grand Theft Auto V!

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Lindsay Lohan turned 28 today, and to celebrate, the troubled actress is turning the table in court. Instead of Lohan being charged with grand theft, today she sued the makers of the Grand Theft Auto V video game. Lindsay threatened to sue GTA V several months ago, claiming that the character of Lacey Jonas is…

Andre Johnson: My Penis Works! I Want To Do Porn!

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Andre Johnson cut off his penis and jumped off a balcony back in April, and astonishingly, the rapper is not only still alive, but fully functional “down there.” In fact, the Wu Tang-affiliated artist wants to do porn in order to prove that his junk still works: Andre Johnson Talks Porn Asked if he can…