Lindsay Lohan Sues Grand Theft Auto V!

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Lindsay Lohan turned 28 today, and to celebrate, the troubled actress is turning the table in court. Instead of Lohan being charged with grand theft, today she sued the makers of the Grand Theft Auto V video game. Lindsay threatened to sue GTA V several months ago, claiming that the character of Lacey Jonas is…

Andre Johnson: My Penis Works! I Want To Do Porn!

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Andre Johnson cut off his penis and jumped off a balcony back in April, and astonishingly, the rapper is not only still alive, but fully functional “down there.” In fact, the Wu Tang-affiliated artist wants to do porn in order to prove that his junk still works: Andre Johnson Talks Porn Asked if he can…

Kanye West: I Lied About My Wedding Photo!

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Just yesterday, Kanye West stated that he spent his honeymoon Photoshopping wedding pictures. As utterly insane as that sounds, it’s not even the craziest part of the story: Kanye claimed that he had booked famed photographer Annie Leibovitz to shoot the first photos of him and Kim as man and wife, but Leibovitz (who’s shot The Beatles,…


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Here’s your daily dose of celebrity news and gossip, brought to you by Uma Thurman and Quentin Tarantino in Cannes. Why did Charlie Sheen go OFF on Rihanna? (D Listed) Is Kate Middleton, aka Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, expecting TWIN GIRLS? (OK! Magazine) Do you agree that these ladies were the 5 best dressed at…