I apologize in advance for going on a bit of a rant here (as well as by paraphrasing the revolting Dennis Miller), but Shia LaBeouf is irritating me more than usual with his amazing levels of pretention. So please bear with me in this (probably) illogical summary of Shia’s latest delusion with regard to these photos of LaDouche casually walking through Los Angeles in combat fatigues for no reason at all but to appear like the most “method” actor ever.
Last week, Shia dressed in a contemporary-era Army uniform to visit Fort Irwin with Brad Pitt in preparation for their WWII film, Fury. AndMore >
Tom Cruise has been seriously quiet for the past few weeks, and I sort of assumed that a certain blind item was possibly correct and that maybe (just maybe) Tom has been preparing his big Father’s Day surprise for the media. Of course, that’s just a blind item, but if anyone is truly preparing to roll out a new “relationship” with a happy-family rollout next weekend, it could very well be our favorite lift lover. I will admit to keeping tabs on the lovely Julianne Hough to see if she does a “disappearing act” similar to Katie Holmes back in the day; but fortunately, Julianne was spottedMore >
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are still at it, people. They made their official couple debut a few weeks ago at a Rolling Stones concert, and now they’ve been spotted dining out (Italian!) with the Stones on Wednesday evening in West Hollywood. You can see pictures here — Johnny has changed up his scarves quite a bit.
Speaking of Johnny dining out, a little story in this week’s Enquirer says that Mr. Patchouli is super finicky as to how his food is prepared in restaurants. Like, he’s totally annoying about it. He supposedly interrogates his waiters on the nutritional content of food and actsMore >