Joni Mitchell Likes Taylor Swift’s Cheekbones, Hates Her Acting

Ding! Ding! Ding!

It is apparently on between Taylor Swift and… Joni Mitchell?!?

The same week that Bette Midler dissed Ariana Grande, the 71-year old artist spoke to The Sunday Times, bringing up a 2012 rumor that Swift was in talks to portray her in a big screen adaption of Girls Like Us, a book that told the story of Mitchell, Carole King and Carly Simon.

“I squelched that. I said to the producer, ‘All you’ve got is a girl with high cheekbones,'” Mitchell recall.

In other words: Joni Mitchell isn’t a big fan of Taylor Swift the actress.

Swift made her feature film debut in 2010’s Valentine’s Day and she also had a small role in 2014’s The Giver.

She told Time magazine two years ago that she’s “love to sign on to do a movie,” but it would have to be a “story worth telling,” considering how much effort she’d put in to a big role.

For now, however, this music thing is working out pretty well for Swift.

She set a Billboard milestone last week by succeeding herself atop the chart and kicks off the 1989 World Tour on May 5 in Tokyo, Japan. She will perform 65 shows through October 31 in Tampa, Florida.

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Teresa Giudice Blames Co-Stars, Haters For Failure of Daughter’s Girl Group

You’ve gotta hand it to Teresa Giudice. She’s weeks away from starting a federal prison sentence, her marriage is crumbling, and she’s millions of dollars in debt, but she still takes the time to make us laugh.

Sure, she’s making us laugh unintentionally, but that’s beside the point…

The latest Garden State shenanigans involve Gia Giudice’s girl group, 3KT.

Two Giudices

Gia is Teresa’s 14-year-old daughter, who apparently aspires to be the next Britney Spears.

3KT released one wildly inappropriate video already, (It featured a cover of a Britney song, of course.), but now they need money to shock the Internet with a second uncomfortable clip.

Given that Teresa is about to go to prison for 15 months, you might think that she would have more important things on her mind than her daughter’s fledgling career as a skimpily-attired pop star. You would be wrong:

Teresa recently helped Gia launch a Kickstarter campaign with the goal of raising $7,500 for a 3KT holiday video. With just 16 days remaining until its deadline, the campaign has raised a paltry $901.

Could it be that the world just isn’t that interested in funding inappropriately risque, mediocre, Christmas-themed pop music? No! Obviously this embarrassing public failure is the result of some anti-Teresa conspiracy, y’all!

“Teresa believes there are negative forces, including co-stars from RHONJ, that are the reason Gia’s music video fundraising efforts have been a failure so far,” a source tells Radar Online.

“Teresa says there are haters that are determined to make sure Gia’s music career goes down in flames.”

Despite drowning in 8-figure debt, Teresa reportedly forked over 10 grand for Gia’s first video. This time, she expects the public to foot the bill, because she’s Teresa Giudice, and that’s her idea of logic.

Watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey online to see more of Teresa’s hilariously delusional behavior.

 

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Bette Midler to Ariana Grande: Stop Being a Whore!

Last week, Ariana Grande released the video for “Love Me Harder,” and the Internet responded with a collective “ick.”

Sure, Ariana looks good, and at 21, she’s free to express herself however she sees fit. 

But the fact remains that between her high-pitched voice, her fondness for furry cat ears, and the fact that she looks like the digits in her age should be reversed, there’s something uncomfortable about the sight of Ari getting intimate with various pieces of furniture.

Fortunately, Bette Midler never shies away from speaking truth to divas. 

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“It’s terrible!” Midler said when asked about the video in a recent interview. “It’s always surprising to see someone like Ariana Grande with that silly high voice, slithering around on a couch, looking so ridiculous.”

“Sex sells. Sex has always sold, [but] you don’t have to make a whore of yourself to get ahead…I don’t know where you’re gonna go from all that sex in your twenties. I don’t know how you sustain it.”

This isn’t the first time that Ariana’s overt sexuality has drawn criticism from other celebs. Back in September, Mayim Bialik complained about Grande’s skimpy attire in a lengthy blog post.

Of course, it’s also not the first time that Ms. Midler has offered up some harsh harsh words for a new generation of starlets.

Bette called Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan “sluts” way back in 2006 and she’s been tossing in her two cents ever since.

Does she sometimes go too far? Sure, but considering most of the women she’s talking about spend their days being told how great they are, a little bit of overstatement might be necessary when expressing an opposing view. 

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Ariana Grande is such a young hottie. Just don’t believe those nude pics floating around. Not really her.

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Taylor Swift Opens American Music Awards, Acts Like Psycho Ex-Girlfriend on Stage

As she often does at awards shows, Taylor Swift made her presence strongly felt at the American Music Awards last night. Without even taking home any trophies.

The artist danced in the crowd at various times. She teared up when best friend Selena Gomez cried on stage over Justin Bieber.

And, of course, Swift also took to the stage, opening the show with the first-ever live performance of “Blank Space.”

Swift (who did appear to lip-synch) re-created the theme of her Blank Space music video at the AMAs, acting as the psycho-ex girlfriend to a number of (hot!) men and even lighting a single rose in flames at one point.

Several of the backup singers (serving as faux suitors) donned zombie-like makeup for the performance, along with scratches on their skin to represent the aftermath of a brutal relationship with Swift.

You’ve gotta applaud the artist for poking fun at her real-life reputation in this way, don’t you?

Especially when the track is just so darn catchy!

“#BlankSpace performance tonight on the #AMAs!!!!!!! It’s gonna be crazy. No like, actually crazy,” Swift Tweeted prior to the show.

And while Taylor didn’t win any awards in the main categories, she did accept the first-ever Dick Clark Award for Excellence, in honor of her historical record-setting album sales.

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Taylor Swift Twerking and grinding against Taylor Swift in an amazing GIF mashup of Taylor Swift photos.

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Lisa Rinna Freaked Out on Kim Richards Because of Harry Hamlin Cheating Allegations?!

If you watched The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 5 Episode 1 this week, then you know that Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin joined the cast and immediately declared their place as the poshest, prettiest couple on a show full of posh, pretty people.

Hamlin on Housewives was something of a surprise, as it was originally rumored that he wouldn’t be participating in the show, because…ya know, he has a real career and all.

But it looks like Harry’s on board after all, and we already have reason to believe he’ll be involved in some serious Housewives-style drama.

You may remember this Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 5 trailer. The Lisa RInna bug-out around the 1:30 mark stands out in particular:

Lisa can be heard to remark, “Don’t you ever go after my husband!” before hurling a wineglass in the proud Housewives tradition. Now we might know what caused her to lose her cool:

Sources on set tell Radar Online that the fight began when Lisa Rinna accused Kim Richards of falling off the wagon during the ladies’ trip to Amsterdam.

Kim shot back with some remark about how it’s an open secret in Hollywood that Harry sleeps around.

Needless to say, Lisa was less than pleased. 

So between ax-alcoholics turning back to the bottle and accusations about philandering husbands, it sounds like we’re in for quite the season.

Watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online to catch every minute of the sauvignon blanc-slinging action.

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Dave Grohl: Don’t Smoke Weed and Watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians!

Nirvana and Foo Fighters rocker Dave Grohl opens up in a new interview with The Sun (UK) about why he doesn’t smoke weed or do drugs anymore.

Spoiler alert: It somehow involves Keeping Up With the Kardashians!

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“I stopped doing drugs when I was about 20 years old,” he recalls. “But just recently I thought, ‘Oh I’m going to start smoking pot again to cure insomnia.'”

“I’d put the kids to bed, go upstairs and smoke a little pot. But then I’d get stuck in front of the Kardashians on TV for 45 minutes. And it freaked me out.”

“I was like, ‘I’m never doing this ever again.’ It’s definitely not for me.”

Hilarious bottom line: If you insist that you must watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online, fine. If you wish to smoke weed, that’s your decision.

Combine the two and prepare for downright scary results, though.

It can hard enough to stomach, Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Scott, Kanye, Kris, Bruce, Brody, Brandon, Kendall and Kylie Jenner doing their thing while sober.

Can you imagine adding some controlled substances to the mix?

We can’t. And thanks to Dave, we will know from his experience that any fleeting temptation to do so is surely misguided. Deeply, deeply misguided.

Remember as we head into Thanksgiving and the holiday season: Friends don’t let friends smoke marijuana and watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

And add Dave to the list of the Kards’ famous, outspoken critics!

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Taylor Swift Fuels Non-Existent Belly Button Rumors, No Longer Believes in "Happily Ever After"

Taylor Swift covers the latest issue of Lucky, opening up to the magazine about a number of personal issues.

Like dating, coffee and whether or not she has a belly button.

Taylor Swift Lucky Cover

“I really used to think that happily ever after was a thing,” Swift admits to the publication. “I used to believe that you find the one and that’s it: Nothing’s difficult after that.”

But Taylor has sadly grown more cynical as so many of her high-profile relationships have flamed out, now telling Lucky she knows I “legitimately nothing about lasting relationship experiences because I don’t have them.”

Awwww! Sad face! At least Swift will always have her cat.

If/when Swift does find her special someone for all of eternity (no, it won’t be Harry Styles), she hopes she feels about that person how she feels about coffee.

“Skinny caramel lattes are a daily thing that I get excited about and I never stop being excited about,” she says. “So if I could just find one person who I felt that way about – the way I feel about coffee – then I think I’d be in a content relationship.”

Swift, who just set another music milestone with the track “Blank Space,” also tells Lucky that she doesn’t like showing her belly button.

But she does like all the chatter that now surrounded this body part.

“I don’t want people to know if I have one or not,” she says. “I want that to be a mystery. As far as anyone knows, based on my public appearances, they haven’t seen evidence of a belly button.

“It could be pierced. They have no idea. If I’m going to get some sort of massive tattoo, it’s going to be right next to my belly button because no one’s ever going to see that.”

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Taylor Swift covers this issue of British Cosmopolitan. Inside, she talks to the magazine about dating, sexism and a lot more.

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Britney Spears & Lena Dunham Among Celebs Reading Mean Tweets On ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ (Video) – NSFW

celebs read mean tweets 2Warning: NSFW and you may not want the little ones around to overhear this one. Last night ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ had a particularly funny set of mean tweets. That’s the segment where celebs go on the show and read mean tweets people have posted about them. Britney Spears, Lena Dunham, and Gwyneth Paltrow were three of the celebs.

Britney just laughed hers off, as did Lisa Kudrow. Gwyneth and Lena didn’t seem to find theirs all that funny, but they were good sports to participate in the segment anyway. Chloe Moretz, Gerard Butler, and John Stamos’s reactions were hilarious.

I actually really like the subtle point Jimmy Kimmel is making here: celebs are real people, too. It’s easy to forget when you’re tweeting from anonymity about a famous person: you’re tweeting about a PERSON. Who may actually read what you tweet. Something tells me some of these mean tweeters just laugh at that idea.

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Taylor Swift: "Bragging" That She’s Friends With Harry Styles Again, Source Says

You may not have known this, but Taylor Swift has been involved in a lot of high-profile relationships over the years.

Shocking, right? Anyway, one of Swift’s most recent and memorable breakups was with One Direction heartthrob Harry Styles.

Swift and Styleonly dated for about two months, which is a shame, because their hyphenated married names would’ve been awesome.

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  • Harry Styles at American Music Awards

Despite the brief nature of their relationship, however, the spilt seems to have had a serious impact on Taylor.  

Swift spoke about her breakup with Styles during a party she hosted for fans recently, and she’s written several songs on the subject (her coping method of choice).

But despite the public airing of grievances, Styles and Swift have reportedly patched things up and are quickly becoming unlikely besties.

It all started during a recent One Direction press event, at which the topic of Taylor writing “Out of the Woods” about Harry came up. 

“We write from personal experience,” Harry said. “So it would be hypocritical to be like, ‘Oh, you can’t write about us.'”

Harry’s defense of Taylor led to rumors that the two are on speaking terms again. Those reports have now been confirmed by a source who spoke with Us Weekly:

“They have become pals,” says the insider. “Taylor has been bragging to her trainer and celeb friends that she and Harry are talking again.”

In sad news for Swift-Style ‘shippers, however, the source confirms that neither party has any interest in reconciliation. Or to put it another way, Taylor and Harry are never, ever, ever getting back together.

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Gia Giudice on Parents’ Impending Prison Sentence: We’ll Be Fine!

Gia Giudice has a message for anyone who wants to send a message of sympathy to her and her infamous family:

Thanks, but no thanks!

The 13-year old daughter of Teresa Giudice – who folks often see when they watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey online – spoke to Access Hollywood about her parents’ impending prison sentences this week and sang a positive tune.

Two Giudices

“Obviously any news that is hurtful or horrible to hear is so upsetting,” Gia said. “But my family is probably one of the strongest families I know, so we’ll get through this. It’s gonna be fine. And when it’s over, we’re gonna be better than ever.”

It begins early next month when Teresa Giudice begins serving a 15-month jail term for multiple counts of financial fraud.

After she is set free, husband Joe Giudice will serve 41 months behind bars.

For now, Gia is focusing on her band 3KT, which she formed with friends Alexa Maetta, and Christianna Cardinale.

The threesome recently released their first music video back in October: a cover of Britney Spears’ “Circus” that included many skimpy outfits and risque choreography.

Did we mention that Gia Giudice is 13 years old?

“My parents think it’s fun,” Gia says of her music career. “My mom was there every step of the way. And when my dad saw it, he was like, ‘Nice, Gia.’ I just want to make them proud. That’s all that matters.”

If only Gia’s parents felt the same way in return. They are terrible human beings.

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