Kim Kardashian Reads Fifty Shades of Grey Passage, Looks to Break Radio

In a moment immediately enshrined in the Overrated Pop Culture Topics Hall of Fame, Kim Kardashian read a passage from Fifty Shades of Grey on the radio.

While there is no disputing that the fully nude Kim Kardashian Paper magazine photos broke the Internet, could she destroy the radio as well with this stunt?

Not quite. But it makes for an interesting listen.

The 34-year-old is in Australia promoting her new fragrance Fleur Fatale. Yes, you can allegedly smell like Kim if you feel like wasting some of your cash.

Most of the questions she fields on her recent media tour involve her oiled-up photo shoot, so in that respect, we give Perth’s 92.9 FM credit for originality.

Show hosts Heidi, Will, and Woody asked North West‘s mom if she would help them break the radio by reading from E.L. James’ Fifty Shades of Grey.

Devoid of personality but nevertheless game, Kardashian obliged, reading the paragraph in question, with one “rude word” replaced with her fragrance.

“His tongue is in my mouth,” Kardashian read, sort of seductively. “Claiming and possessing me, his fingers still moving rhythmically inside my Fleur Fatale.”

As the trio of radio show hosts broke out laughing at the epically cheesy dialogue, Kardashian said with a sultry smile, “You guys there’s so much more.”

That there is. None of it is good unless you’re looking for unintentional comedy, but there’s plenty more of the allegedly erotic novel where this came from.

There’s also a new Fifty Shades of Grey trailer you can check out, but we’re guessing you’re interested in something else if you’re reading this right now.

See below. You’re welcome, and you can thank us later.

Kim Kardashian: Naked for Paper


Kim Kardashian wears nothing but her birthday suit in this photo for the winter 2014 issue of Paper. Looks like she’s lost all that baby weight, huh?

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Anna Kendrick Why Is She Freaked Out About ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’?

The 2014 Toronto International Film Festival - 'The Voices' PremiereNot everyone is looking forward to the Valentine’s Day weekend release of ‘Fifty Shades of Grey,’ a movie based on a steamy erotic novel. ‘Twilight’ star Anna Kendrick doesn’t sound like a fan. RELATED: Here’s the first official ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ trailer!

Well, maybe it’s more appropriate to say she isn’t all that turned on by the male lead, Jamie Dornan. Anna tweeted:

The “50 Shades of Grey” dude looks just like “Love Actually” kid. I feel less *turned on* and more like….I should call child services…

OUCH. I have to say, I don’t see it. Jamie doesn’t look like a child to me. Does he look too young to be Christian Grey to you? It’s probably safe to say Anna won’t be buying a ticket to see ‘Fifty Shades of Grey.’ It’s pretty ironic considering her big break came from ‘Twilight.’ ‘Fifty Shades’ did start off as ‘Twilight’ fanfic, but then, Stephenie Meyer has admitted she’s never read ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ because she finds even traditional romances “too smutty.”

The 2014 Toronto International Film Festival - 'The Voices' Premiere
The 2014 Toronto International Film Festival - 'The Voices' Premiere
The 2014 Toronto International Film Festival - 'The Voices' Premiere
The 2014 Toronto International Film Festival - 'The Voices' Premiere
The 2014 Toronto International Film Festival - 'The Voices' Premiere
The 2014 Toronto International Film Festival - 'The Voices' Premiere
The 2014 Toronto International Film Festival - 'The Voices' Premiere
The 2014 Toronto International Film Festival - 'The Voices' Premiere

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Jennifer Lawrence Effie & Haymitch Plan In ‘The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1′ Clip

hunger games mockingjay part 1 clipI can’t believe ‘The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1′ is going to hit theaters in just FOUR more days! Here’s a clip that shows a silent Katniss (Jennifer Lawrence) as Haymitch (Woody Harrelson) and Effie (Elizabeth Banks) brainstorm moments when Katniss Everdeen touched them. RELATED: ‘The Hunger Games’ cast spoofs Taylor Swift’s ‘1989’ on SNL.

If you’ve read the book, then you know Katniss isn’t in the greatest “head space” at this point. She’s a reluctant heroine ;). In this clip it looks like they’re trying to make the Mockingjay as endearing as possible.

I have to admit, the reviews aren’t too good for ‘The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1.’ They all highlight something I was fearful of when I heard they were splitting the book ‘Mockingjay’ into two books: not much happens in Part 1. I’m trying not to let these reviews get me down, even if it’s exactly what I feared. How about you: do you plan to go see ‘The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1’?

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Kourtney Kardashian BLASTS "Disrespectful" Kim Kardashian: Watch the Awesome Video Now!

The now-famous photos of Kim Kardashian’s naked butt may have taken over the entire Internet, but it’s important to bear in mind that at the end of the day, the owner of that famous ass is a wife, a mother, and a seriously annoying little sister.

In a preview for Kourtney & Khloe Take the Hamptons Season 1 Episode 3, Kim attempts to pull a seriously shady move on her big sis Kourtney and gets busted in epic fashion.

It seems Kim had planned to hold North West’s first birthday party at Kourtney’s house…even though Kourtney had already nixed the idea.

Kim goes ahead with her plan, believing that Kourtney is still on the East Coast and…well, just watch:

Yes, today is one for the history books, folks. We finally have evidence that someone put Kim Kardashian in her place at least once in her life.

“How did you think to have a party here, when I told you that you cannot?” Kourtney says, clearly fed up with her sister’s BS.

“The fact that you think it’s okay to have a party at my house and that I wouldn’t know – you don’t have the respect for your older sister that you should.

Kim’s response (“Is this really happening right now?!”) is pretty much klassic Kim, and she seems genuinely stunned that is pissed that someone is throwing a party at her house without telling her!

But hey, it’s not her fault. Kim doesn’t live in the same world as the rest of us. She lives in a world where you can moon a cameraman and #BreakTheInternet.

Watch Kourtney & Khloe Take the Hamptons online to see more sisterly throwdowns!

Arse Splinters


Scott inspects Khloe and helps extract some wood from her rear end. Totally average day for these two.

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2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 Recap: Childhood Not Included

Last night on 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3, Caroline accidentally lost one of Han’s prized fish while cleaning the tank, leading to a massive crisis.

This surprising development on 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 obviously prompted Max to considering selling a sentimental object to replace fishy.

They are broke girls, after all. Not rich ones who can just pay for all this stuff.

Max first received a package from her mom, which was delivered to their apartment and she thought at first might be a bomb. Because that happens.

Caroline insisted that she open it up, though, and she did so. What was it?

Teddy Ruxpin, the vintage talking bear who read children’s books aloud.

Teddy just played audio tape through a microphone of course, but you could cuddle him and he moved his lips while “reading,” so he was so sweet.

Anyway, Caroline lost Han’s expensive fish and Max wanted to sell Teddy Ruxpin toy to get a new fish, since she’s that good of a friend, but Caroline refused.

Fortunately, they found another way to get it and not a moment too soon.

What did you think of the episode? This season so far? The show in general? Should celebrity Kim Kardashian reprise her cameo role every week?

Follow the link to watch 2 Broke Girls online to see the episode, and hit the comment section below to share all of your thoughts on the CBS sitcom!

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Myles Munroe Dies in Plane Crash; Minister, Motivational Speaker Was 60

Myles Munroe, an internationally known minister and motivational preacher, died in a plane crash Sunday in the Bahamas, according to news reports.

He was 60.

His wife Ruth and several other people were killed along with him when a Learjet 36 crashed while making an approach at Grand Bahama International Airport.

Myles Munroe

Myles Munroe was a prominent Christian preacher who frequently appeared before massive audiences at Christian events with other widely known ministers.

He was the head of the Bahamas Faith Ministries, and wrote or co-wrote more than 100 motivational books focused on strengthening the role of men in Christian life.

The plane was heading to Freeport for the Global Leadership Forum, a gathering organized by Munroe’s ministry, which was scheduled to run through Thursday.

The ministry said the conference would go on, albeit in a shortened form, despite the tragedy because “this is what Dr. Munroe would have wanted.”

Oral Roberts University, the private evangelical college in Tulsa, Oklahoma, where Munroe attended seminary, named Munroe its outstanding alumnus in 2004.

In a statement Sunday night, it said the school is “heartbroken over the loss.”

Philip Seymour Hoffman


R.I.P. Philip Seymour Hoffman (1967-2014). He will forever be missed!

“His work in extending Christ’s Kingdom in our generation was exemplary and world changing,” said the university’s president, Billy Wilson, of Munroe’s passing.

Andrew Young, the former U.S. ambassador to the United Nations, who often joined Munroe at Christian forums and gatherings, also mourned him publicly.

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Britney Spears Confirming Rumors Of Relationship With Charlie Ebersol?

britney spears & charlie ebersolPictures really can be worth a thousand words. Britney Spears posted this photo of herself with rumored new boyfriend Charlie Ebersol. Looks like the rumors are true! RELATED: Britney Spears is dating a new guy.

Check out these bright smiles: they seem genuinely happy, don’t they? Britney posted this picture on Instagram. The only caption is a heart. I think that’s all we need to know ;).

It’s good to see her moving on. Things didn’t end so well with her last boyfriend, David Lucado, with the cheating accusations and all. Britney didn’t let it all get her down for long. Good for her!

Britney and Charlie reportedly were introduced by mutual friends. Really, friends can be the best matchmakers, can’t they? They know who you are and have enough objectivity to see if there’s the possibility of a good fit or not. This latest matchmaking effort seems to be off to a promising start.

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Kim Kardashian Selfie Book Description: The Most Unintentionally Hilarious Thing Ever?

Kim Kardashian’s much-anticipated selfie book Selfish (get it?!) won’t hit shelves until April, but we’ve got the description for you right here and it.is.hilarious.

Unintentionally, of course. But still.

Kim Kardashian Selfies Book

The reality star’s book features NEVER BEFORE SEEN self-portraits from her “her early beginnings as a wardrobe stylist,” Rizzoli publishing boasts.

It will also present, in all their epic glory, “some of Kim’s favorite selfies in one volume … from her favorite throwback images to current ultra-sexy glam shots.”

Knock us over with a feather.

The book description also kompares the Kim Kardashian sex tape star to none other than Marilyn Monroe. Seriously. The two are totally on the same plane.

She’s “one of the most recognizable and iconic celebrities in the world,” having catapulted herself into the upper echelon of Hollywood, the publisher notes.

“Hailed by many (including Givenchy designer Riccardo Tisci) as the modern-day personification of Marilyn Monroe, Kim has become a true American icon.”

“A new mom to her daughter, North, and happily married to the rapper Kanye West, Kim Kardashian is on top of the world,” the intro hype continues.

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Hello, Kim Kardashians’s rear end! The reality star posted this shot on Instagram.

“This collection of hand-picked images from her personal archive is a tribute to her fans who have supported her through her very highly publicized journey.”

Oh, and it gets better still.

“With her curvaceous style, successful reality TV show Keeping Up with the Kardashians, DASH clothing store, makeup and perfume lines, she has acquired a massive fan following in the multi-millions.”

“Through social media (Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook), Kim connects with her fans on a daily basis, sharing details of her life with her selfie photography.”

“Widely regarded as a trailblazer of the ‘selfie movement’ (a modern-day self-portrait of the digital age) Kim has mastered the art of taking flattering and highly personal photos of oneself.”

Through her hard work on Selfish, the teaser concludes, the 34-year-old “provides readers with a behind-the-scenes look into this larger-than-life star.”

The only thing better?

A book of Kim Kardashian nude photos. Oh wait, that already exists, and it’s free. It’s called the Internet. She’s been a trailblazer in that regard as well …

Kim Kardashian Nude Image


Kim Kardashian is totally naked once again. This is a photo from British GQ. Stare for as long as you’d like, fellas. (And, heck, ladies, too!)

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Farrah Abraham Puts Austin Mansion Up For Sale: She’s Asking HOW MUCH?!

At this point in her career, Farrah Abraham has so many revenue streams she probably couldn’t even give you a ballpark figure on how much she’s worth.

Farrah sells sex toys (sometimes while dressed as a Disney character), she’s a porn sex tape star, and she claims to have authored both erotica and Christian parenting books.

Christian Farrah Abraham

Oh, and of course Farrah’s stripper salary topped half a million dollars this year.

Needless to say, she’s doing alright for herself, so it’s not surprising that she’s movin’ on up and leaving her humble home behind.

And by “humble,” we mean the $750,000 mansion in Austin that Farrah put up for sale last week.

Yes, the Teen Mom star is asking 750 grand for her 4 bedroom former model home, claiming she’s more than doubled its value through improvements.

Clearly, Ms. Abraham is having a little trouble finding buyers, however, as she’s already dropped her asking price by 30 thousand.

There’s no word yet on if Farrah already has a new crib, but she may have some difficulty finding an upscale neighborhood that will be accepting of her lifestyle.

In addition to the fact that she’s devoted herself entirely to sex work these days, Farrah is dating Mikey P from VH1’s Dating Naked. 

So yeah, rich folks in the suburbs might not be too thrilled by the prospect of living next to people who take off their clothes for a living.

Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume


Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up.

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Britney Spears Dating Charlie Ebersol!

britney spears & charlie ebersol (1)Singer Britney Spears wasn’t single for long! She’s dating a new guy after splitting from David Lucado a couple of months ago. Britney is seeing producer and writer Charlie Ebersol. RELATED: Britney Spears asks, Who needs a man when you have a bath, lingerie, and a good book?

E! News broke the story. A source said:

They met through friends. He is the sweetest guy ever and they are very much enjoying getting to know one another. They are both very happy and having fun. It’s just the beginning so no idea if it will become serious but right now they are having a lot of fun together.”

It sounds like they’re taking things slowly, which is good. Last year, Charlie produced the TV show ‘The Moment,’ which gave people a second chance on their career dreams. It meant a lot to Charlie because he nearly died in a car crash that did kill his brother, Teddy, and left him and his father severely injured in 2004. Last year Charlie explained:

When the plane crashed, I was so angry. I wasn’t scared or sad…I was going to lose out on the opportunity to do all these things I loved that I wasn’t doing.”

It sounds like he rectified that. I never heard of ‘The Moment': I would have enjoyed watching! He seems like a good guy. Congrats to Britney and Charlie!

Charlie Ebersol's "Charlieland" Birthday and Fundraiser
Charlie Ebersol's "Charlieland" Birthday and Fundraiser
Charlie Ebersol's "Charlieland" Birthday and Fundraiser
Charlie Ebersol's "Charlieland" Birthday and Fundraiser
Charlie Ebersol's "Charlieland" Birthday and Fundraiser
Britney Spears Steps Out In Copenhagen
Britney Spears Steps Out In Copenhagen
Britney Spears Steps Out In Copenhagen
Britney Spears Steps Out In Copenhagen
Britney Spears Steps Out In Copenhagen

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