Jennifer Aniston on Kim Kardashian Butt Cover: I Bared Mine First!

With the universe still abuzz over the controversial Kim Kardashian nude photos that grace the latest issue of Paper Magazine, Jennifer Aniston would like to butt in for a moment.

Speaking to Extra at the Hollywood premiere of Horrible Bosses 2, the actress had a message to send to the reality star:

I bared my butt first!

Call Me!


Don’t worry, Jennifer Aniston. Following this spread in GQ, you’ll be receiving non-stop calls from men around the world.

Indeed, few will ever forget Aniston’s iconic Rolling Stone cover in 1996, which hit newsstands nearly 20 years before Kim bared all as some kind of gift to herself.

“I was an original,” Jennifer Aniston told Extra, comparing her picture to that of Kim’s and adding:

“[Mine] was just innocent, there’s nothing aggressive about that… Sorry, Kim.”

For those who have forgotten, here’s your scorching hot look at the Jennifer Aniston nude photo in question:

Jennifer Aniston Rolling Stone Cover

Aniston, meanwhile, can relate to Kim Kardashian in another way aside from just taking her clothes off on the front of a national magazine.

While we’ve counted about 59 crazy Kardashian tabloid stories over the years, Aniston, her love life and her womb aren’t that far behind in the outlandish reporting department.

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Jennifer Aniston: A Baby at LAST!


Jennifer Aniston is having a baby at last! OMG! It’s finally happening!!!!

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Kim Kardashian on North West Posing Nude Someday: I’d Be Cool With It!

When the now-famous Kim Kardashian nude Paper magazine photos first hit the web, public opinion was decidedly split.

While the Sir Mix-A-Lots of the world found no cause for complaint, other, more reserved types stated their belief that Kim was setting a bad example for young girls, her own daughter included.

Kim Kardashian and Daughter North

Glee star Naya Rivera slammed Kim online, commenting, “You’re somebody’s mother,” on one of the pics.

While rumors that Kim wanted to pose nude before she gets pregnant again continue to circulate, until very recently, Mrs. Kardashian-West had not spoken out about the relationship between her roles as nude icon and married mom.

Yesterday, Kim was asked in an Australian radio interview how she would feel if her 1-year-old daughter, North West, decided to pose nude in 20 years. Her response is sure to piss off plenty of Kardashian kritics:

“I would support anything she wants to do,” Kim said. “But I don’t do anything to promote anyone else doing it – that’s not even what I’m trying to do.”

Kim went on to say that the pics made her feel “empowered,” after she “gained 500 pounds and looked like a huge slob” when she was pregnant.

Kim Kardashian: Naked for Paper


Kim Kardashian wears nothing but her birthday suit in this photo for the winter 2014 issue of Paper. Looks like she’s lost all that baby weight, huh?

Given her famous ego, we never thought we’d have to say this, but damn, go easy on yourself, Kim!

As for her comments about supporting “anything” North wants to do, well, Kim should know that statements like that often backfire. 

Kids have a way of finding the one thing you won’t support and doing it. In North’s case that would probably mean getting her PhD and taking a low-profile job as a research assistant, or something.

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Kim Kardashian Reads Fifty Shades of Grey Passage, Looks to Break Radio

In a moment immediately enshrined in the Overrated Pop Culture Topics Hall of Fame, Kim Kardashian read a passage from Fifty Shades of Grey on the radio.

While there is no disputing that the fully nude Kim Kardashian Paper magazine photos broke the Internet, could she destroy the radio as well with this stunt?

Not quite. But it makes for an interesting listen.

The 34-year-old is in Australia promoting her new fragrance Fleur Fatale. Yes, you can allegedly smell like Kim if you feel like wasting some of your cash.

Most of the questions she fields on her recent media tour involve her oiled-up photo shoot, so in that respect, we give Perth’s 92.9 FM credit for originality.

Show hosts Heidi, Will, and Woody asked North West‘s mom if she would help them break the radio by reading from E.L. James’ Fifty Shades of Grey.

Devoid of personality but nevertheless game, Kardashian obliged, reading the paragraph in question, with one “rude word” replaced with her fragrance.

“His tongue is in my mouth,” Kardashian read, sort of seductively. “Claiming and possessing me, his fingers still moving rhythmically inside my Fleur Fatale.”

As the trio of radio show hosts broke out laughing at the epically cheesy dialogue, Kardashian said with a sultry smile, “You guys there’s so much more.”

That there is. None of it is good unless you’re looking for unintentional comedy, but there’s plenty more of the allegedly erotic novel where this came from.

There’s also a new Fifty Shades of Grey trailer you can check out, but we’re guessing you’re interested in something else if you’re reading this right now.

See below. You’re welcome, and you can thank us later.

Kim Kardashian: Naked for Paper


Kim Kardashian wears nothing but her birthday suit in this photo for the winter 2014 issue of Paper. Looks like she’s lost all that baby weight, huh?

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Sara Sampaio, Victoria’s Secret Model, Slams Skinny-Shaming Haters

A few weeks after Victoria’s Secret got into hot water for its Perfect Body campaign, one of that brand’s models have fired back at critics who argue she has anything but the perfect body.

Sara Sampaio – who is expected to walk the catwalk at the upcoming Victoria’s Secret Fashion show – recently posted a picture of herself in a bikini to Instagram.

And it was met with excessive insults from social media users who harassed Sampaio for being all skin and bones.

Sara Sampaio Picture

In response, Sampaio posted a defense of her figure, coming down hard on folks for trying to make a woman feel badly about her body.

“I’m proud of my body and I’m not gonna let any of you bully me just because I’m skinny!” the brunette wrote. “Every body is different, and every metabolism is different!

“I eat a lot, so next time u decide to tell me to eat a burger remember I probably eat more burgers than you, I’ve always been skinnier, and probably will always be, I workout, I’m healthy and I’m happy!”

Sampaio noted that she never criticizes anyone who is overweight and said there’s a double standard at work here:

It’s not okay to diss a fat woman, but it’s apparently acceptable to critique a skinny woman.

“The amount of hate I see thrown at me and to other model friends that I know are naturally skinny it’s ridiculous!” she wrote. “U don’t see us shaming other types of bodies so please don’t come and shame ours!

“Be happy with ur body and stop shaming others! Whether they are skinny, fat, fit, with big boobs, small boobs etc! Don’t share hate! Be happy.”

Lindsay Lohan


Lindsay Lohan looks healthier these days than she used to at the height of her … whatever that phase was.

Some followers have taken Sampaio to task for being a hypocrite because she said in a recent online video that she envies the body of model Candice Swanepoel.

But Sampaio writes that she loves herself just as she is. However…

“I can also look at another woman and admire her beauty. In fact, I admire the beauty of many women from all areas of life, not only Candice’s…As women we need to stand together. We are [judged] and objectified often enough by men. Here is to your feminism.”

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Kristen Stewart on Nip Slip: If You Wanna See Me Naked, Watch My Movies!

Over the weekend, the Hollywood Film Awards featured some humiliating moments for Tinsel Town’s best and brightest.

First, Johnny Depp’s drunk speech went viral. Then some eagle-eyed pervs pointed out the “Kristen Stewart nip slip” to the world, even though it was really just a loose-knit top.

Kristen Stewart Nip Slip

Now, Kristen has reportedly reacted to the Internet’s obsession with her almost-exposed boobs with her usual “meh, whatever” enthusiasm:

“She is not worried about it. It’s not a big deal,” a source close to Kristen says. “If people want to see her naked, she would rather it be from the movie’s she’s done with nudity, but this has happened and she’s already forgotten about it.”

“It’s not like the Fappening, and certainly not the worst thing cameras have caught from her. Not a big deal at all.”

Sadly, the source didn’t provide a full list of the movies in which Kristen appears nude, but don’t worry – we gotcha covered:

Kristen’s sex scenes for On the Road provide most of the highlights of her nakedness career, but she also gets nude in the Clouds of Sils Marie.

Both films are totally artsy, so you can stream them without feeling like a creep when your roommate walks in. You’re welcome, America. 

Happy Birthday, Kristen Stewart!


Hooray for Kristen Stewart! The actress is now 24 years old!

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Ursula from The Little Mermaid Makes Like Kim Kardashian, Shows Off Butt Crack

The Internet continues to have a lot of fun with the Kim Kardashian Paper magazine pictorial.

Perhaps a bit too much fun, some might say.

We’ve already had our eyes permanently scarred by viewing the head of Miley Cyrus as baby superimposed on Kim’s naked body… and now a German artist named Olga Andriyenko has gone ahead and ruined out childhood.

By publishing a photo of Ursula from The Little Mermaid on the cover of Water magazine:

Ursula Butt Photo

Talk about something that’s both genius and disturbing!

The Kim Kardashian nude spread continues to make waves around the World Wide Web.

Kim herself hasn’t said much about the feature, but sister Khloe Kardashian was asked about it late last week and replied:

“If you got it, flaunt it! People were just so hard on her during her pregnancy that I think she feels so liberated to show everyone ‘Look how bomb I look!’ So I kind of love that she’s saying a big eff you to the world.”

And we love how Internet users have gone meme crazy in the wake of this birthday suit display. To wit:

Kim Kardashian as a Centaur


Sorry, Kim Kardashian. But you pretty much asked for this with your latest cover pose.

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Johnny Depp: Drunk Speech is Only Highlight of Hollywood Film Awards! Watch Now!

The Hollywood Film Awards were held last night, and if you’ve never heard of the event, don’t worry – neither has anyone else.

It was the first time the awards were televised. A-listers from Ben Affleck to producer James L. Brooks publicly dismissed the HFAs as a joke.

But the best indicator of just how seriously Hollywood takes the Hollywood Film Awards was Johnny Depp’s BAC, which apparently peaked right around the time he took the stage:

Yes, it seems Depp employed the Captain Jack Sparrow method for coping with pre-show jitters and downed a barrel of rum backstage.

Hey, Johnny might be in he’s 50s, but he’s engaged to Amber Heard, who’s only 28. Maybe he figures if she’s not gonna take full advantage of her youth, then he’ll party hard enough for both of them.

The sight of Depp slurring and stumbling his way through what should have been a 30 second speech makes us nostalgic for the days of his booze-and-coke-fueled relationship with Kate Moss. Ah, memories.

In case you can’t tell, Johnny is presenting an award to Shep Gordon – subject of the new documentary Supermensch – because apparently the HFAs are the kind of show that honors people for being the subject of a documentary. (And for showing up.)

Sounds like the kind of night that requires a drink or 12 in order to make it tolerable. Hunter S. Thompson would approve.

Flavor Flav


It’s all fun and games until someone strips down to play beer pong dressed as Flavor Flav dressed as a curtain rod.

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15 Other Times Kim Kardashian Got Naked for a Magazine

This just in: 

Those Kim Kardashian nude photos published in Paper did not break the Internet, despite the magazine’s cover tease and its subject’s claim on Twitter.

And we think we know why:

Kim Kardashian has posed nude many, many times before. She’s gotten naked for Playboy. She’s donned her birthday suit for W Magazine. And remember the Kim Kardashian sex tape that made her famous in the first place?

Totes naked during its filming!

Kim Kardashian Nude Image


Kim Kardashian is totally naked once again. This is a photo from British GQ. Stare for as long as you’d like, fellas. (And, heck, ladies, too!)

Heck, Kim’s Instagram account is filled with more skin than layers of clothing.

So perhaps it’s actually pretty understandable why the public made a few comments about Kardashian’s latest spread and then moved on to that cool comet landing.

A vessel had literally never landed on a comet before. However, as depicted above, Kim Kardashian has taken off her clothes in national magazines plenty of times before.

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Seth MacFarlane Shows Glamour His Softer Side

Glamour December CoverNormally, Seth MacFarlane is known for his rather crude, sophomoric brand of humor that will have you in tears from laughing so hard with movies like ‘Ted’. For the holidays, however, he’s revealing a softer side of himself. He studied with Frank Sinatra’s vocal coach before recording his second album, ‘Holiday for Swing!’ His vocals are backed up by a 52-piece orchestra. Seth chatted with Glamour about his holiday album as well as some other career highs and lows. RELATED: Seth MacFarlane won’t be hosting the Oscars again.

MacFarlane on making a holiday album…
“The record label suggested it—probably because they sell well. [Laughs.] But I take music seriously. I keep it separate from the Family Guy world.”

MacFarlane on whether he gets nervous before performing…
“I do for live performances, but it’s nothing that a shot of whiskey won’t cure. Oddly, I was only really nervous about the dancing at the Oscars.”

MacFarlane on being called crudely sexist for his opening song at the 2013 Oscars, ‘We Saw Your Boobs’…
“That’s a pretty serious accusation. [The song] was presented as part of an alternate universe where everything at the Oscars was done incorrectly, [but] the media ignored the context entirely. Comedy and satire being treated with more outrage than actual sexism, racism, or homophobia makes no sense at all.”

MacFarlane on the biggest misconception about him…
“I’ll never understand the use of the word misogynist. It’s no different than saying somebody is racist. I’m sure a lot of that comes from Family Guy because of its edge, but I am not Family Guy. My manager is a woman, my accountant is a woman. My producer, who runs all of the animated television series and presides over everyone, is a woman. I’m not sure how that label applies given those realities and my personal philosophies.”

You can read Seth’s entire interview in the December issue of Glamour magazine, which is on newsstands NOW, or digitally at glamour.com/app.

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Taylor Swift "Blank Space" Video Gets Turned Into a Horror Movie: Watch the Trailer!

In her new single, Taylor Swift talks about “torture.” And a relationship that “goes down in flames.” She also mentions the fact that she’s “insane.”

So, wait, is “Blank Space” the name of Swift’s latest track? Or the title of a horror movie? Why can’t it be both?!?

The geniuses at Slate have transformed Swift’s version of Gone Girl’s Amy Dunne into a horror movie trailer… by just adding some sound effects to actual footage from the video.

Confused? Click play and you’ll simply be entertained.

The world in general has been having a lot of fun with Swift’s “Blank Space.” Including Swift herself!

Did you catch Taylor lip-syncing to the song while riding in a car with a beloved British DJ?

This young superstar has been absolutely everywhere since releasing her wildly popular new album last month, including the latest issue of Wonderland and even the cover of the latest issue of Time.

Unlike Kim Kardashian, however, Swift has kept her clothes on for these magazine spreads. 

And why wouldn’t she? Taylor Swift has actual talent to offer the world, not just large breasts and an Internet-shattering rear end.

In this case, that talent can best be described as How to Act Like a Total and Complete Nutcase. See what we mean in the following 19 GIFs from the “Blank Space” video:

Taylor Goes Elin Nordegren


This is what happens when Taylor Swift catches a man cheating, at least in her music video for “Blank Space.” She goes all Elin Nordegren on his car!

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