Dane Cook: Jessica Simpson is Dumb! I Banged Hundreds of College Chicks!

Remember Dane Cook? He was the briefly popular bromedian who disappeared after being busted for stealing much of his act from other comics.

These days, Dane is launching a comeback (hopefully with original material), and he sat down with Andy Cohen last night to promote his upcoming standup special that we’re guessing is titled Dane Cook: Still a Douche!

Years ago, there were rumors that Dane dated Jessica Simpson, but now it looks as though they were just co-stars on the justly-forgotten 2006 film Employee of the Month.

These days, of course, Jessica is married with two kids and a thriving fashion empire. But that doesn’t mean she’s above being burned by a prematurely washed-up hack she worked with eight years ago!

Asked by Cohen about “the dumbest thing Jessica said” on set (a leading question, in fairness), Dane responded, “She said one day, ‘Are we making a movie?'”

Okay, that’s a pretty dumb thing to say, but we have no idea of the context, and is Dane really in a position to be burning bridges?

Cohen then asked Cook how many college groupies he’s slept with, and Cook replied, “I’d say a few hundred.” Stay classy, Dane!

Of course, none of this is bad as the time Cook joked about the Colorado theater shooting. Or the time he joked about nude photos of an underage Vanessa Hudgens. Or even the time Joe Rogan caught him stealing the jokes that made his career from lesser known comics.

Sigh…Do we really have to endure an attempted Dane Cook comeback? Sure he’s unintentionally funny, but who wants to pay to see that?

Jessica Simpson Bikini Photo

Okay yeah. That’s one insane shot of Jessica Simpson’s boobs.

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Kylie Jenner Flaunts Cleavage, Lip Injections on Instagram

By her own admission, Kylie Jenner is obsessed with Instagram, and she knows what she’s doing when it comes to photo-sharing.

Kylie’s got such a firm grasp on how to keep her millions of followers entertained that her selfie skills earned her a spot on Time magazine’s list of the most influential teens of 2014.

With all the benefits she’s reaped thus far, it’s unlikely that Kylie will cool it with the selfies any time soon, and we can’t blame her. Even so, pics like the one below definitely make us wonder where this girl’s parents are:

Hot Kylie Selfie

That’s Kylie and her lip injections rocking a typically age inappropriate outfit, and this shot gives us the feeling that even Kylie realizes she’s growing up too fast.

Something about that look on her face says, “Wow, I’m 17 and this is gonna be on the Internet forever.”

Of course, KJ is running with a much older crowd these days, so maybe she doesn’t realize what a bad idea it is for her to rush right into adulthood like this.

Kylie is dating Tyga, a 24-year-old rapper with a child of his own who was – until recently – engaged to one of Kim Kardashian’s best friends.

Hopefully Kylie will pull a Kim (ditch the douche and not settle down until her 30s) and not a Kourtney (settle down with the douche and pop out a million kids). 


Kendall and Kylie doing what they do best. What these girls have done before camera phones?

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Nikki Reed and Ian Somerhalder Welcome New Family Member: Meet Her Now!

According to a recent report, things are very awkward on The Vampire Diaries set between Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev, considering they’re no longer dating and everything.

But things are quite the opposite for Somerhalder and relatively new girlfriend Nikki Reed, who are getting more and more serious by the day.

The Twilight beauty and the pretend blood sucker have added to their furry family, with Reed posting a picture to Instagram this week of an adorable little kitten

Nikki Reed, Cat Photo

“Went to the animal shelter today to give some love to the babies living in cages and don’t have homes and ended up adopting the little girl!” Reed wrote.”What should we name her?”

How about… Elena? Or maybe Katherine? Okay. We’ll keep thinking.

Somerhalder tweeted a link to Nikki’s post and excitedly told his own followers to welcome “the newest addition to the family!”

Ian and Nikki have only been together since this summer, but they were friends prior to dating and they show no signs of slowing down any time soon.

Just last week, in regard to all the work Reed does with animals, Ian told his lady love that she amazes him, writing online for all to see:

“Thank you for giving so much of your life and for being a strong voice for those whom can speak. My hat is off to you. You amaze me. Love, Ian.”

Ian Somerhalder, Nikki Reed, Family

Ian Somerhalder shared this photo in Instagram with a wonderful note to Nikki Reed, gushing over his new girlfriend and their “family.”

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Jon Gosselin: Broke! Evicted From Home!

Jon Gosselin is broke and was recently evicted from his home in rural Pennsylvania after failing to pay his rent on time, according to a new report.

“It’s true,” an insider says of recent talk that Jon’s landlord booted him.

“He was evicted last week and [he's] in the process of moving out.”

Jon: Smoked

Jon Gosselin, who’d been waiting tables to pay bills, was most recently working for a credit card company, but that job didn’t work out as planned.

“It lasted a few months,” the source says. “Now, he’s broke again.”

The insider claimed that much of Gosselin’s financial woes come from making poor decisions, but wouldn’t elaborate on the specifics of what those were.

Not that it’s hard to think up a bunch off the top of your head.

In a recent interview with Entertainment Tonight, he said it was “next to nearly impossible to find work” since his TLC reality show came to an end in 2011.

TLC is bringing back Kate Plus 8, sans Jon, this winter.

You might not think Gosselin’s eviction snag affects his eight kids, since Kate Gosselin is the one who supports them anyway, but where will they stay?

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan used to make serious bank! But she spent it all on blow and had to have her move to New York bankrolled by Oprah Winfrey.

“He can see his kids,” the source says, as per the couple’s custody agreement, but now “they can’t stay over because he has nowhere to put them.”

Gonna be rough going for Jon for awhile it sounds like.

The former TLC reality star last appeared on VH1’s Couples Therapy with his then-girlfriend of two years, Liz Jannetta … who just broke up with him.

Says the source, “She moved.”

If you watch Couples Therapy online, you can see how last season, Gosselin ripped his “narcissistic” ex-wife who “can go and f–king die” for all he cares.

Wonder if he feels the same way about Liz now.

In any case, Jon’s future plans for finding a place to live are not clear, marking the latest turn for the worse in one of the more startling falls from grace we can recall.

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Dean McDermott cheated on Tori Spelling with Emily Goodhand. The couple then talked with a therapist about it for episode of True Tori.

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Selena Gomez Talks Living Alone, Walking Around Naked!

Despite rumors that Selena Gomez is living with Justin Bieber these days, the 22-year-old starlet is actually sharing a house with her childhood BFF.

And according to her latest interview with Ellen DeGeneres, Selena is fully enjoying the benefits of living in a dude-free zone:

“It’s good, I can, like, walk around naked now,” Selena said. She added that she enjoys not having to check in with anyone. (That means you, Biebs!)

Of course, Selena is doing a lot of grown-up things these days including slamming her adult critics (Yay!) and hiring Kris Jenner as her manager. (Boo!)

So it’s a mixed bag with SelGo, but as she points out, she’s only in her early 20s, and she has plenty of time to grow, change, and let go of the douchey, Canadian mistakes of her past.

Selena’s been making the media rounds lately to promote her buzzed-about indie film Rudderless, in which she co-stars with her celebrity crush, Billy Crudup.

So yeah, she’s going around talking about how she loves living alone and has a thing for mature, older men who don’t sip sizzurpand crash their snowmobiles into paparazzi.

If we were the Biebs, we might be starting to get worried.

Selena Gomez Bikini Instagram Photo

Selena Gomez rocks a bikini in this Instagram photo. She says in the caption that she is “taking” her “power” back.

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Kim Kardashian vs. Khloe Kardashian: Feuding Reality Stars Haven’t Spoken in Six Weeks, Source Says

For all their faults, the Kardashians are nothing if not a close-knit clan, but a new report from Life & Style claims there’s trouble in privileged paradise, and a feud between Kim and Khloe is threatening to tear the family apart.

Yes, Kim’s ass battle with Amber Rose is nothing compared to her ongoing beef with Khloe, as sources say the sisters are so fed up with one another that they haven’t spoken in six weeks.

  • The Boobs of Kim Kardashian
  • Khloe in Las Vegas

“Khloe feels like lately the whole world has to revolve around Kim,” says one insider. “She honestly doesn’t like who Kim has become as a person and she thinks it’s all because of Kanye.”

In fairness, she’s not the first to claim that Kanye has changed Kim for the worse, but is Khloe really just now starting to feel like Kim’s ego might be a bit out of control? Where has she been for the past decade?!

Sources say that Khloe’s definitely not the only one with a bone to pick, as Kim has been openly criticizing the way her younger sis is handling her split from Lamar Odom

“Kim told her she shouldn’t have married him in the first place,” says an anonymous family friend, adding that Kim is shocked Khloe still isn’t divorced, over a year after separating from Lamar. 

“Their relationship might not make it,” the source claims. “They’re at an all-time low, and right now, the problems between Kim and Khloe don’t really seem fixable.”

Sounds like E! needs to order a reality show where these two are forced to share a one-bedroom apartment ASAP!

To see Kim and Khloe in happier times, watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online at TV Fanatic.

Lamar Sucks!

Back when Khloe was still married to Lamar Odom, Kim reportedly went off on her sister for being married to a drug addict who was ruining the family’s “bottom line.”

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Tamra Barney Fires Back at Gretchen Rossi: Some People Never Change!

Last night, Gretchen Rossi called Tamra Barney a lying sociopath during her appearance on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live.

Tamra was understandably less than pleased with her former co-star’s assessment, and she slammed Gretchen in awesomely passive-aggressive fashion in an interview with Radar Online today.

  • Tamra Barney Red Carpet Pic
  • Gretchen Rossi Red Carpet Pic

“Gretchen who?” Barney said. “I wish her nothing but happiness in the future.”

“It’s sad that she finally got the opportunity to come back to Bravo and all she can do is talk about me. Some people never change!”

Needless to say, Tamra’s toned things down a lot since the time she called Gretchen a “nasty b-tch” back in May.

Of course, we’re sure if these two were forced to share screen time again, things would get very ugly, very quickly.

Tamra once bragged that she ran Gretchen out of the OC, after Rossi departed The Real Housewives of Orange County last year.

Hopefully, Tamra realizes that if she keeps feuding with Gretchen, producers are just gonna offer her a boatload of cash to return to the show. Pointless drama is like cat nip to Bravo execs.

Speaking of pointless drama, watch The Real Housewives of Orange County online at TV Famatic to relive every insane argument between Gretchen and Tamra.

Why would you trust a chick ...

… with boobs bigger than her brain?

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Kim Kardashian vs. Amber Rose: Battle of the Butts!

Amber Rose made an ass of herself on Instagram yesterday.

On purpose, that is, as the model and ex-girlfriend of Kanye West showed off her rear end in a very revealing social media photograph.

It was clearly reminiscent of the famous Kim Kardashian butt selfie from last October, the image this reality star posted online and which prompted the funniest response ever from Kanye West.

“HEADING HOME NOW,” he wrote upon seeing his wife’s slick body.

This, of course, leads us to a natural follow-up: considering both these women have taken it from Kanye. And considering they both believe they have the best butt in the business, compare the stars below and vote:

To which derriere would YOU prefer to go home? 

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Kourtney Kardashian to Kim Kardashian: Stop Being a Terrible Mom!

Given that Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant with her third child, we assume she knows a thing or two about parenting. But does that make her fit to criticize her her sister’s mother skills? Probably.

  • Kourtney Kardashian with Daughter
  • Kim Kardashian and North West at Fashion Week

Then again, anyone who’s seen Kim Kardashian take North West to a Fashion Week runway show is qualified to assume that she’s Kim’s the most selfless mom.

“They have opposite parenting styles,” says a source close to Kourtney and Kim. “Kourtney is very hand-on and all about doing kid things with her kids, not adult things.”

“She thinks Kim parading North around is terrible. Kourtney would never bring her kid into a paparazzi storm like Paris Fashion Week or sit front row at a fashion show with her kids.

Yeah, throwing an artsy all-black outfit on her 1-year-old and forcing her to sit through a Givenchy show in Paris was definitely a weird mom move on Kim’s part, but we’re surprised that’s the incident Kourtney can’t let go of.

After all, it’s not nearly as bad as the time Kim left North in a Paris hotel!

At the end of the day, all we have to go on with regard to Kim’s parenting ability is the side of her family life that she chooses to show to the public.

The problem is, it’s hard to give her the benefit of the doubt when the side she shows to the public is horrendous!

Forget about leaving the kid in a hotel – after all, parents make mistakes – why does North have a gold toilet and $1 million in jewelry?!

We know Kim and Kanye enjoy the finer things in life, but it’s not fair for them to assume that their daughter will be as vain and shallow as they are. 

Poor Nori’s already got two big Ks on her box score thanks to her douche-tastic parents, but it’s not too late for her to take a swing at a less ridiculous life. 

Morning, Kim and Nori!

It’s Kim Kardashian and daughter Nori! The former posted this photo online with a simple caption: Good morning.

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Kat Dennings and Josh Groban: Dating!

Remember Josh Groban? If not, then go pay your mom a visit and check out her CD colletcion. Yup, that guy.

Groban had a handful of hits in the mid ’00s and he’s since since shown off his acting chops with appearances in Muppets Most Wanted and It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

We won’t bother to ask if you know who Kat Dennings is, because boobs.

Anyway, it’s an inspirational day for band geeks and chorus nerds the world over, because Groban has proven to the world that by harnessing the power of music, you too can ensure a future filled with giant, awesome breasts.

Josh Groban and Kat Dennings

Yes, Groban and Dennings are dating. Dennings posted the above photo of the two of them at some red carpet event. The actress later confirmed that she and Groban are an item.

Both have histories of dating fellow celebs: Kat recently broke up with 2 Broke Girls co-star Nick Zano. (Although there’s apparently no truth to the rumor that Dennings dated Drake.)

For his part, Groban’s been romantically linked to Katy Perry and Mad Men star January Jones. (Although his most impressive accomplishment remains his musical rendition of the best Kanye tweets.)

This isn’t a couple that anyone saw coming, and their names don’t lend themselves to a good mash-up (Gronnings? Kash?), butJosh and Kat are both mighty cool in their own rights, and we certainly wish them the best.

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